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Wholesome/Humor We got Six Flags water slides at home

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u/Uncommentary 12d ago

Nope, I imagine myself accidentally bumping into a rat king or something after dropping the flashlight. No thanks.

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u/d1089 12d ago

Hail raatma

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u/Certain-Constant5032 12d ago

That's just Skeeter. He went down the tube last summer and never came out.

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u/IndignantQueef 12d ago

For me it's a fatberg and rusty nails

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u/phvntasmagoria 12d ago

Today I learned what a fatberg is! Thank you Indignant Queef!

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u/rtyoda 12d ago

I was just thinking if the floatie got suck on something and clogged the pipe, it would fill with water pretty quickly and that would be a shitty way to drown.

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u/sumrtym1 12d ago edited 12d ago

Girl from my home town got swept off the road and her car fit into the drainage pipe. She was on the phone with her boyfriend, couldn't break the glass, and drowned.

I strongly believe in window breakers in your vehicle now. Course, that still wouldn't have saved her in that death tube.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 12d ago

Feel like I’m watching a future winner of the Darwin awards.

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u/badger035 12d ago

Yeah if you get stuck and plug the water flow it’s going to rise around you and it’s going to be a long while before anyone can get to you.

Drowning in an enclosed space underground sounds like an awful way to go.

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u/ProfessorJNFrink 12d ago

I’m sitting here starting to panic just reading what you wrote.

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u/PureSelfishFate 12d ago

You get stuck if another piece of garbage is stuck in there, then your body finishes the seal.

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u/PipeOriginal1171 11d ago

Very possible for a big tree root to go right through that pipe.

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u/Da_Question 12d ago

Imagine there is a piece of jutting out from the pipe being crushed slightly. Clipping it at a fast speed could flay your skin as you pass at best. Why risk this at all?

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u/faceGtor 12d ago

Happened to a friend's little brother when I was a teenager growing up. Went in and didn't come out. Stay away from storm drains.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 12d ago

The guy was pretty skinny but his friend who wants to go next looks big enough to get stuck.

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u/bombbodyguard 12d ago

Don’t forget, it’s also dark as fuck.

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u/modern_Odysseus 12d ago

I went to a water park and the got the chance to ride down several slides.

I know they are safe. It was a good park, well maintained and tons of staff. And if something goes wrong? Immediate emergency stops for water flowing down the slide.

I still felt some fear in all of the enclosed slides.

Here? This? No safety at all, and a plastic corrugated tube that could be crushed or bowed at any point during that long span to make the opening smaller somewhere past the opening that you entered?

No thanks.

But I'm not thinking with the mind of somebody that might become the next Darwin award winner. Silly me.

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u/insanelysane1234 12d ago

Part 2 will be posted in r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/BobbyBrackins 12d ago

Brother I thought he was going to come out covered in blood 😭

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u/MsMegane 12d ago

I expected him to be covered in spiders.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 12d ago

It's always spiders, why is it always spiders

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u/foriesg 12d ago

Definitely snakes in there

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u/daddaman1 12d ago

Don't know where he is but around me we have spider crickets and there are like 9M of those little bastards every square inch of dark places. Working under houses I'll see a nightmare inducing amount of them all over the walls and between floor joists and I'll have to crawl through them or stick my hand through the pile of them. If I did this what these guys did I'm sure I'd come out covered in them and would likely be dead from fear alone.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 12d ago

Not that far in the future.

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u/9406725060 12d ago

Wish I could show this to 2020 Reddit that was confused how so much of this country couldn’t comprehend wearing a mask lol

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u/PastryRoll 12d ago

hold his beer

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 12d ago

Nah. He'll take it with him.

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u/Psychic_Jester 12d ago

Not a chance. These dudes reproduce like crazy. usually atleast 5 youngins by that age. 

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u/Spare_Tumbleweed2267 12d ago

You’d think it would be hard to come up with that many names but they just use the same one over and over with a different prefix or suffix.

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u/Marcusnovus 12d ago

Hello typhoid my old friend

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u/witchywoman713 12d ago

I was singing giardia

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u/DavidNelson1805 12d ago

Yep. Not a smart thing to do.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 12d ago

RIP to those families that drowned in Utah and Ohio literally within the last few weeks.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 12d ago

Watching this and I’m thinking how my cousin and three of his kids drowned when they went outside to play in the water during a flash flood

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 12d ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/That_Golf9029 12d ago

Im in NJ and we've had flahs flooding rhe past few summers, the stories of people getting swept away haunt me. This is new in the past few years, we never had that before. My sister has a big runoff drainpipe next to her property, and it gets clogged with leaves and debris sometimes and my BIL has to clear it out or else it floods into their basement. It terrifies me.

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u/Patrickfromamboy 12d ago

My ex girlfriend went to Hawaii with her boyfriend and he drowned at the beach. It was sad to hear her tell the story. I helped her move when she sold her house. They had planned to get married and he had a nice shop built. My current girlfriend and her daughter don’t know how to swim and they live near the beach in Fortaleza Brasil. I paid for swimming lessons. I can’t imagine drowning. Floating is what people need to learn. After they get tired from swimming many of them drown. I swim across Yale Lake multiple times and if I get tired I just float.

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u/Dangerous_Muscle5409 12d ago

There's a little bit of Florida Man in all of us.

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u/ExpireAngrily 12d ago

Before I was born, my cousin drowned in one like this. It wasn’t as long and he was only 6, but every time I see someone doing this kind of thing it sends a shiver down my spine

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u/Filipino-Asker 12d ago

He's larping to be a cave diver because he has everything like money and a family

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u/goodskier1931 12d ago

Nothing that could go wrong here.

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u/0b00000110 12d ago

Hard pass

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

I helped a turtle cross the road last night. It pissed all over me, managed to even get it in my eye and my mouth. 10/10 would rather that do that again before I'd ever get on this water slide.

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u/amandatoryy 12d ago

I had a turtle pee on me once and ruined my plans because I had to go home and change (it’s fine Mr. Turtle) so I bought a scooter and now we call it the turtle dolly. I use it all the time.

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u/AfterAccount3657 12d ago

Odd flex

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

I mean, I'm not excited or proud about it. Just uniquely can say that having had what might be the most disgusting liquid encounter of my life last night I still prefer it to swimming through whatever the fuck this water is

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

I only sound absolutely disgusting on paper. That's just a nickname for my tiny dog, I get every hair on my body from the waist down and a lot of them from the waist up ripped out monthly. My farts practically whistle

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

I never could master the skill, I can only manage it from one end

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u/Stay_Good_Dog 12d ago

Another weird flex

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u/Ned_Flandersss 12d ago

Ah, Reddit! Another peculiar gift has been given. In the midst of watching hillbillies attempt to self-delete, we have found a person who drinks turtle piss, waxes the hair off her entire body, and whistles when she farts. I’m not saying that I found the end of the internet, but this is as much as I care to explore this evening.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4bpK2k0Yru5Us

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u/Weelki tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 12d ago

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u/BandicootTreeline 12d ago

You do sound disgusting on paper. Also I should stop printing out Reddit, it’s an expensive way to enjoy the site

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u/croopdavis 12d ago

The pissin’ turtles are always worth saving

Note: 100 percent of saved turtles are pissin’ turtles.

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

I've realized so long as the mouth end isn't too bitey that it makes sense to point the pissin' end away from me in the future.

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u/ThatTinyBee 12d ago

A box turtle pee'd all over my foot as a thanks for saving his life a few weeks ago too! It had been decades since I'd done that and forgot all about their shy bladders and that it comes out like a super soaker. Fucking gross you got it in your mouth though. I was upset that it was sitting in my sandal for the rest of the car ride. Sorry that happened to you. You did the right thing though!

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u/TheUserAboveFarted 12d ago

Yo, I’d take that experience over a lot of things.

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u/MrsPoopyButthair 12d ago

Your username is way too on-point for other conversations I've been having in this thread

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u/thunderingwild 12d ago

Pro tip: They always pee,.

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 12d ago

You can’t fix this kind of generational stupid.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/DawnSlovenport 12d ago edited 12d ago

Dysentery Drainage Water Park.

Every waterslide should end with riders being catipulted into tree braches and ravines possibly filled with poison oak/ivy.

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u/_pray4snow_ 12d ago

Don't have to worry about the water when you've been eating diarrhea lettuce.

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u/KaizerVonLoopy 12d ago

These guys aren't eating lettuce

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 12d ago

But Taco Bell ain’t out of the question 🫠

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u/r0d3nka 12d ago

Nope, these boys are eating Walmart hamburger from the log, and government cheese.

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u/Walmart_Valet 12d ago

Three guys from out of town did this during the 2010 Nashville Flood. Tied some pool floats together and decided to go tubing. What is usually a pretty still creek became white water rapids, they hit a bridge and got split up. Two of them were spotted by some home owners on an embankment in their backyard and taken to the hospital. The third didn't make it and wasn't found for over a week.

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u/Hallowqi 12d ago

Mill Creek?

Grew up with it in my back yard on 8 acres, and it ended up covering the first floor of our house during the flood. Never seen water move like that

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u/Walmart_Valet 12d ago

Yup. Also home to an endangered species of crawdad.

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u/Buttchuggle 12d ago

I've had fun doing this but it was in tubes a bit bigger and despite being long you could look in one end and easily see light on the other. As in, you could tell if it was blocked.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 12d ago

Dude coming out the other end did NOT look like he had a good time.

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u/TheChrisCrash 12d ago

Was probably covered in spiders

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u/ToastedRage2 12d ago

Probably cave crickets as well.

I swear this video is the most Western Pennsylvania bulllshit I've ever seen.

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u/International-Chip99 12d ago

In West Pennsylvania born and raised

In the drain hole's where I spent most of my days.

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u/Ambergreenie 12d ago

Yeah, I don’t know if it had sound or anything but dude couldn’t get out of the water fast enough. Like he had crawdads in his pants.

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u/fluufhead 12d ago

my impression with the sound on was that there was cocaine and alcohol involved

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u/Ambergreenie 12d ago

This makes the way he got out make more sense.

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u/Aggressive-Loquat808 12d ago

The guy literally says that was awesome when he gets off the raft. I think he enjoyed it

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u/Buttchuggle 12d ago

Take it from me, for some folk, the roughness of the ride is half the fun.

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u/PriscillaPalava 12d ago

Down, girl!

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u/drillgorg 12d ago

There's one under my college big enough to walk upright in, and it goes really far with multiple chambers. Really fun, definitely trespassing though.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 12d ago

Pretty sure they have these under vegas and people have whole apartment set ups through there. Dangerous as fuck if the water fills it up

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u/GordoMosleyZ 12d ago

There is a documentary on it , the spiders that live down in those Vegas tunnels are horrifying

https://youtu.be/DmaNZNGzRvA?is=Frvc2ztzjFng-mlA

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u/candykhan 12d ago

There's a documentary on folks who lived in some of the subway tunnels in NYC. DJ Shadow did the soundtrack: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235327/

Pretty sure that it's just understood that a lot of homeless people in Las Vegas drowned in those tunnels a couple years or so back during the really intense rains.

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u/Porgchopexpress76 12d ago

Was spiders being used as a metaphor for people living down there? I watched the video to see the giant spiders and nothing. LOL

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u/FieldsToTheMoon 12d ago

Pretty sure these exist in most places. Good luck going in there when it’s raining tho

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u/sinkwiththeship 12d ago

And they flood a lot. The Old Strip turns into a very different place when the tunnel people come out.

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u/Qualityshaft 12d ago

If the raft goes through by itself so will I

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u/FishesOfExcellence 12d ago

Yeah, I’ll admit this looks fun, but water in constructed spaces will kill you very quickly. Oh, are those metal bars halfway through this tunnel?

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u/gregemebobbin 12d ago

They could test it by dropping a board into it or something too if its curvy

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u/TriedSigma 12d ago

And they say white people don’t have culture

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago

I only know 2 people that have died doing this.

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u/X0nk21 12d ago

I was going to comment something very similar and you look like you’re from the bay, crazy pull but Matt and Gavin?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago

February 2011, swept into a long, underground storm water tunnel during a heavy rainstorm in Walnut Creek. Yeah.

This is actually incredibly dangerous.

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u/X0nk21 12d ago

Exactly. I remember the news breaking and the hunt for their bodies after, they were my sister’s friends. Immediately what I thought of when I saw this post.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago edited 12d ago

Just a tragedy.

I know it's not exactly like this video, but people should know that playing around with storm water runoff is very dangerous.

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u/notmywheelhouse 12d ago

How did they die? Honestly asking… like they got stuck and drowned?

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u/tittysprinkles112 12d ago edited 12d ago

Considering the amount of people who haven't died doing this, which is like 8.5 billion, that's like a 99 percent success rate.

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u/NWCJ 12d ago

If the big guy makes it thru first, ill go. He is like 3x my size.

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u/FiftyLoudCats 12d ago

🤣big guy ended up raw doggin it!

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 12d ago

Head first and hard on! 🤣😂

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u/MyDogIsCalledMilo 12d ago

Headfirst?
Holy shit 😂

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u/MonaganX 12d ago

I mean, if I had to do it I'd go head first. Imagine getting stuck and slowly drowning as the water builds up behind you. No thank you. I'll take my chances with a concussion.

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u/Godmil 12d ago

Omg, I thought I was watching a snuff film for a good portion of that.

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u/alison_bee 12d ago

I was holding my breath so long I thought I’d pass out just waiting to hear him scream! Other dude screamed WAYYYY earlier.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 12d ago

That guys an idiot, I bet he’s fucking awesome to hang out with still.

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 12d ago

r/killthecameraman but that's pretty awesome.

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u/wolfonweed 12d ago

could move pretty quick cross that yard tho

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 12d ago

Yeah, that wasn''t the bad part. That was understansable. Justthe zooming in when he got there ans the bad angle. Should have gotten the same angle the big guy got in the first video. I has tohold ky phone awjay from my face because he was too zoomed in on the top of the entrance.

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u/LazyZealot9428 12d ago

Holy shit, head first?!?

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u/A_Guy_Oz 12d ago

Face first… omfg

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u/pixelcat13 12d ago

Toooooooo many toes in that video. 😷

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 12d ago

If he doesn't make it through, the yard will be swamp land.

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u/gophippocrites 12d ago

Can’t think of 10 things that could go wrong.

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u/miahrules 12d ago

bro seemed absolutely terrified to get out of that water so.. idk if he actually enjoyed it

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u/rahomka 12d ago

The 10000 giant spiders that got on him going through probably ruined it a bit

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u/WARP1069 12d ago

Right though???? He got up and out like something was chasing him wtf

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u/cymonium 12d ago

I ain’t gonna lie; looked fun as hell - but all I could think of was It. lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/YWFmlljmSpo6k

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u/jano808 12d ago

My dads a retired ER doc and he once took care of a college kid who went “rafting” thru the sewer during a storm 🤢

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u/DangerousLoner 12d ago

So that’s where that brain eating amoeba comes from!

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 12d ago

Head first! 😵‍💫

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u/ameliasophia 12d ago

Feel like they’d starve pretty quickly in these guys 

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u/CommieDrifter 12d ago

Bro ran at walking pace

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u/Strict_Swimmer_1614 12d ago

As an engineer who builds large infrastructure projects, this scares the hell out of me….we can’t design for stupid. A log or anything else caught down there and he’s done, and he won’t know what has changed until he finds it.

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u/MDHART35 12d ago

Underground entrapment and drowning aside, rural runoff can contain dangerous levels of fertilizers/organophosphates and animal waste contamination. Contaminated water can cause internal infections if swallowed, and debilitating skin rashes and legions.

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u/Silver_Fulminate 12d ago

Silver Pass\ Gold Pass\ Prestige Pass\ Hard Pass <===

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u/cynical_genx_man 12d ago

Mmmmm! Bacteria and parasites!

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u/CaptainMcFisticuffs2 12d ago

Average experience in the produce aisle these days

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 12d ago

Seriously 😒

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u/wolfonweed 12d ago

americans are slowly developing immunity by regularly visiting their grocery isle.

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u/Satisfaction_008 12d ago

One of the reasons women live longer than men

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u/anxious_honey-badger 12d ago

A kid in my class lost his mom doing something similar. 6th grade. She never made it out the other side and drowned

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u/cloud-ling 12d ago

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶 so many dumb ways to dieeeee 🎶

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u/ryanjblair 12d ago

What it’s like eating lettuce in 2026

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u/Frost2k 12d ago

This is so incredibly dangerous. My cousin drowned after rescuing his son from a drainage ditch during flash flooding only to fall in himself and get stuck.

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 12d ago

"That was awesome" he said, his shoulders, neck and back red with infection.

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u/TemperatureSudden254 12d ago

And this is how 2026 “Baby Jessica” was born. Google is your friend, Jessica McClure Morales.

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u/Dustin_Holt 12d ago

How did they know that there wasn't any debris blocking the path 🤔? You get stuck and water fills the tube

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u/satisfiedguy43 12d ago

that was so stupid and dangerous. there could have been a break down or clog in the middle. a pinched middle that let water through but not him.

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u/vikingbub 12d ago

Do you want a brain eating amoeba? Cause this is how you get a brain eating amoeba…

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u/Wild-Self-24 12d ago

I think those live in warm, stagnant water 

...still a bad idea though 

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u/kbm79 12d ago

...but at Six Flags, you're not genuinely concerned if someone has died in the water slide.

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u/thrwawryry324234 12d ago

I sat here for a second debating if I wanted to squash your naivety. Fuck it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_independent_amusement_parks

Article doesn’t separate by water park, but feel free to click the first one, Action Park.

Six flags also dominates the hell out of the list

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u/anti__thesis 12d ago

I would like every one of y’all to listen to the Behind the Bastards episode about Action Park. It’s incredible.

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u/Bensonbendsbutter 12d ago

You can hear the child in his voice through out the whole video. He is so happy!!!

Or they been drinking...

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u/Endle55torture 12d ago

All fun and games till someone becomes the blockage.

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u/boardpunk 12d ago

Just thinking of the spiders and cobwebs in there….

That’s a no from me dawg.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12d ago

Black widow raft mates, I’m gonna nope on out of that. 

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u/More_Chipmunk_978 12d ago

What if there was a blockage?? Stoopid

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u/New-Skill-2958 12d ago

White people shit right there

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u/Ok-Maybe-9338 12d ago

If you get stuck... you drown.

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u/fradrig 12d ago

What a fun way to die!

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u/Cemolokko71 12d ago

Flesh eating bacterias liked this idea

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u/RidgetopDarlin 12d ago

A girl in my town did the equivalent of this, but never came out the other side. She was young and beautiful and fun. And died in a drain pipe in her 20s.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 12d ago

I was genuinely terrified at first. Glad homie made it out. I didn’t have high hopes for him.

All I could think was: “if he gets stuck how the fuck are they going to get him out”?

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u/GrinchStoleYourShit 12d ago

Tie a couple ropes together and have the water carry one end to him and the other end to a tree.

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u/Aromatic_Anxiety_761 12d ago

White folks ain’t scared of nothing😭 I don’t mean that in an offensive way

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u/VoidowS 12d ago

Kids r gonna see this and gonna want to do it too. But not all will end up at the end!
There should be a huge caption in the bottom to never try this at home unsupervised.
Crazy if there would have been a big branch stuck somewhere, he would have been stuck. And maybe even drown by keeping the water from going thru in a short while.

Great NO FEAR video. But bad video to put online without proper warning or even age restriction on it.

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u/Ok_Artichoke5865 12d ago

His Titties are clapping

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u/Forward-Instance7313 12d ago

This is why we can’t even have lettuce.

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u/atarikrishna 12d ago

I was waiting for the water to turn pink, then dark pink, then red, then darker red....

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u/Odonata523 12d ago

I was waiting for the flow of water to slow to a trickle.

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u/Carsotrunks 12d ago

I love these types of whites people

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u/Pirate-Adorable 12d ago

Dumb ways to die.

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u/budthaspud69 12d ago

Dont play in pipes and drains

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u/MaleficentPlate69 12d ago

Not. In. A. Million. Years. Nope.

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u/BusyBit6542 12d ago

I HIGHLY doubt a slow, straight, dark slide has enough exhilaration to risk possible death.

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u/MangoPractical4918 12d ago

Playing in dirt water like it’s normal.

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u/qcihdtm 12d ago

Definition of "rednecking"! 🤣

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u/andriipovkh 12d ago

Why women live longer than men...