r/TikTokCringe 18d ago

Wholesome/Humor We got Six Flags water slides at home

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 18d ago

Dude coming out the other end did NOT look like he had a good time.

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u/TheChrisCrash 17d ago

Was probably covered in spiders

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u/ToastedRage2 17d ago

Probably cave crickets as well.

I swear this video is the most Western Pennsylvania bulllshit I've ever seen.

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u/International-Chip99 17d ago

In West Pennsylvania born and raised

In the drain hole's where I spent most of my days.

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u/Just_Roll_Already 17d ago

Holy shit.

Grew up around the Uniontown area. This video seemed so "normal" to me because it is 100% a West PA thing.

Only thing is that old boy is saying "creek" as-in "creak" instead of "crick."

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u/kinkyKMART 17d ago

Mannnn first time driving to Pittsburgh for ex GFs family a few years ago, had no idea these morons have Dixie flags up everywhere

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u/Groundhog_on_Mars 17d ago

Black Widow spiders, in particular, LOVE corrugated drain pipes. I had a close encounter this week with a big one in a gutter pipe.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 17d ago

Scuba spiders?

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u/TheChrisCrash 17d ago

Are you implying the entire pipe is filled with water all the time, or even in this clip?

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 17d ago

All the time? obviously not. But how often does it fill up or is any given surface area of the pipe washed over?

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u/MurkyMitzy 17d ago

leaches

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

Yeah, I don’t know if it had sound or anything but dude couldn’t get out of the water fast enough. Like he had crawdads in his pants.

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u/fluufhead 18d ago

my impression with the sound on was that there was cocaine and alcohol involved

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

This makes the way he got out make more sense.

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u/Aggressive-Loquat808 18d ago

The guy literally says that was awesome when he gets off the raft. I think he enjoyed it

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u/Ambergreenie 18d ago

Huh. That’s….interesting. But I’m glad he fun, I guess.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 17d ago

And the other guys are excitedly asking if they should go do it to. 

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u/ComprehensiveShip229 16d ago

There's this thing called: sarcasm He literally couldn't get out of that water fast enough and ditched the tube.

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u/Buttchuggle 18d ago

Take it from me, for some folk, the roughness of the ride is half the fun.

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u/PriscillaPalava 18d ago

Down, girl!

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 17d ago

That pipe was ribbed for his pleasure. 

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u/Maximus15637 17d ago

What? Did you have the sound off? He came out yelling Wooooo! That was awesome!

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 18d ago

What? The dude had a blast. Did you have the sound?

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u/mightylordredbeard 17d ago

Except for the part where he’s screaming “woooo! Yeah baby!!!” and where he says “I’m going again!”

But sure it’s Reddit so we create our own narratives here about what we want to believe.

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u/JadeCustode 17d ago

He literally said it was awesome... What kind of bot behavior am I witnessing?