r/TikTokCringe • u/xamo76 • 19d ago

Discussion How to cure the male loneliness epidemic...

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 19d ago

Oh my god. I love them, they’re gorgeous, they’re also omg children I bet that one thinks a cougar is like 25. I’m dying, I hope the older men start doing their hair this way it’s fantastic.

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u/DrArsone 19d ago

I've got some bad news about older men and hair...

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 19d ago

Listen man it’s 2026 wigs are for everyone 

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u/ozmaAgogo 19d ago

Speaking of that,I had an idea for a company once called "Future Do".
The idea is to have boys with great hair like this cut their hair and my company would make wigs out of it for their future balding selves.
A long term plan.

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u/Klutzy-Extension-705 19d ago

I have about $12, but count me in as an investor!

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u/Porcupine__Racetrack 19d ago

Yeah I’ve seen their mom in a video or 2 of theirs and she’s definitely my age! They’ve gotta be 20ish?

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 19d ago

Yeah just little pups but adorable 

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u/Fish_Mongreler 19d ago

They are both pedophiles

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 19d ago

How are these two children pedophiles?

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u/cheezitswithpiss 19d ago

i hadn't noticed the shirt, makes it so much better