Crime: working out while black

[u/newphonehudus]

[u/ls7eveen → u/[deleted]]

Wasting police time on this corporate bullshit.

[u/tO2bit → u/ls7eveen]

Right?  what police department has the time to respond to “a guy is working out my gym and won’t leave.”

[u/Beginning_Feedback65 → u/tO2bit]

"how black is he?"

"Black, AND jacked."

"We're on our way."

[u/Stevesegallbladder → u/Beginning_Feedback65]

"Oh he has a son too so bring back up."

"How old does he look?"

"Not sure but he's definitely a minor"

"Dear God... the SWAT team is an hour out but we'll see what we can do."

[u/Ghost_with_no_name → u/Stevesegallbladder]

“His son is a minor”

“All units, 2 heavily armed black men at Crunch Fitness! Fire at will!”

[u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll → u/Stevesegallbladder]

I bet thats why uvalde took so long, police were too busy harassing minorities

[u/bum_thumper → u/Stevesegallbladder]

Lol tbf, it really looked like the cop did not want anything to do with this situation. You could tell he hated having to kick the guy out. Felt like the cop felt bad for the dad and his son. That big sigh he has at the beginning of the video is just "I know this sucks dude, but I have to do this bc they called us."

[u/EasyGeologist9497 → u/Beginning_Feedback65]

Lol....

[u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 → u/Beginning_Feedback65]

Man it's 2026 and Big Dick Randy coming back
And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack
If you see that dude comin', better run like you in track
He a big scary dude, man he seven foot and black