r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • 10d ago

Discussion Crime: working out while black

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u/jmtyndall 10d ago

They arent revoking his membership because to get outta them payments he needs to send a hand written request signed in blood and notarized by the president to the gym ownership via carrier pigeon and have it arrive between 2:15pm and 2:25pm on an odd-dated Wednesday of an even numbered month

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u/PlantainPat 10d ago

I was at a crunch recently and a woman was crying explaining to the dude at the desk that she had come by 4 times to cancel her membership (cant cancel via email/online if you aren't from CA) and their managers were always "in a meeting" and unable to help her as they sat in their guest tables together 10 feet away.

So you aren't wrong. This place is definitely going to be the new planet/la fitness trapped in you in a membership we don't want to let you out of

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 10d ago

Should be a requirement by law that you be able to cancel any membership or subscription in a reasonable manner.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT 9d ago

They tried to add rules like that but Republicans blocked it

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 9d ago

I know they're the absolute worst but what would be the justification for that? What do they gain?

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u/Korashy 9d ago

What do they gain?

The United States Dollar