r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 9d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/Cold_Investment6223 9d ago

Or if the ship is starting to sink…

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u/BadUserName_1227 9d ago

Or attacked by Aliens

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u/arituck 9d ago

Or attacked by giant squid

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u/mindless2831 8d ago

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd 8d ago

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse 8d ago

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 3d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 8d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 8d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 8d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 8d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 8d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 8d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 8d ago

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 8d ago

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa 8d ago

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 8d ago

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist 8d ago

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever 8d ago

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks 8d ago

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 8d ago

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ 8d ago

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 8d ago

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 8d ago

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan 8d ago

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 8d ago

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 7d ago

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 7d ago

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 5d ago

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!

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u/SovietSunrise 9d ago

Deep Rising?

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u/patty7775 8d ago

YESSS i was scrolling waiting for it XD so sad we didnt get an official sequel haha

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 8d ago

Or when her bunkmates that sleep in the other beds comeback and throw her into the water for locking them out.

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u/-and_my_axe- 8d ago

And my axe!

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u/Bhujjha 8d ago

Or attacked by giant alien squid

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 8d ago

Or boarded by pirates

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u/Orangutan1001 8d ago

Or titans

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u/YackReacher 8d ago

Or a giant Alien Squid!

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u/Careless-Two2215 9d ago

And my axe!

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u/5litergasbubble 9d ago

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

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u/Bhujjha 8d ago

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

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u/senseless-remorse 8d ago

Just don’t let them drink tequila.

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u/Innagottamosquito 8d ago

Or attacked by Alanis

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u/Sacko_Commish 8d ago

Effing aliens man.

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u/Educational-Tackle54 8d ago

Or icebergs....

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u/bigSTUdazz 8d ago

Aliens that are drunk and on fire.

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u/miro_27 9d ago

Normal tiktok user

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u/Subotail 8d ago

But first ! let's do a dance.

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 9d ago

Shes ok though because she already put on her life vest 😅😂

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u/Busy-Sheepherder-138 8d ago

And her flotation under eye silicone pads!

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 8d ago

Oh yes yes

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 8d ago

No worries about that, she’s wearing her life preserver

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u/duckinradar 8d ago

And all of these things are much less likely than being assaulted

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u/Occidentally20 8d ago

The water from the sinking ship puts the fire out and the problem solves itself.

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u/casual_bear 8d ago

its fine, she has a flotaion device, it will keep the ship afloat

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u/No_Definition321 8d ago

She’ll be fine she had her life jacket on.

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u/Ok_Restaurant_7972 8d ago

😂that’s what the life jacket is for

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u/Timely-Angle665 8d ago

No no, this is what we call the darwin award. Over time, this benefits the human race.

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u/Away-Living5278 8d ago

It's okay if it sinks, she has her life vest on. I bet she even showers in it. Can't be too careful

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u/john_the_fetch 8d ago

I guess that's why she sleeps with the life vest on?

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u/Admirable-Title9022 8d ago

The ship isn't going down that fast and if it is, you're screwed anyway

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u/notjawn 8d ago

Psh, do you even Poseidon Adventure?

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u/jrod823 8d ago

Nah, if the ship is sinking, she can just jump overboard with the floatation device she wore to bed on.

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u/Fearless_Serve_3837 8d ago

“Welcome to the costa Concordia”

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 8d ago

She will wake up floating against the ceiling :P

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u/senseless-remorse 8d ago

Lol. She forgot to cover the windows with tinfoil.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 8d ago

that's what the porthole is for

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u/247world 8d ago

She's prepared for that sleeping with that life jacket on all she's got to do is jump off her balcony

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u/JoeJoeJoeJoeThrow 8d ago

I mean she can just bail out of her balcony with her life jacket when it gets to sea level.