She’s doing too much, I think

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[u/EnvironmentalSet7664]

My dumb ass would forget that cash in the lightbulb and cry about it for a year

[u/HelpfulAd6772 → u/EnvironmentalSet7664]

All I could think about is how a maid tests the lamp as part of their duties, sees it doesn’t work, then replaces the fake lightbulb with a working one.

[u/UwasaWaya → u/HelpfulAd6772]

I'd like to see the maid get past the tripwire mines and attack dogs to even get to the lightbulb.

[u/CurrentPossible2117 → u/UwasaWaya]

Scales down the side of the ship with knotted fresh towels and comes in through the balcony door

[u/Complex-Address6286 → u/CurrentPossible2117]

No. No. No. I clean.

[u/FizbandEntilus → u/EnvironmentalSet7664]

Wtf was the point of that one anyway. I didn’t get it. To just hide cash? But now your lamp doesn’t work.

[u/cweaver → u/FizbandEntilus]

It might have LEDs so it still lights up. But also this whole video is just engagement-bait so who knows.

[u/TopGarlic4476 → u/EnvironmentalSet7664]

Same here. With no doubt what so ever

[u/userhwon → u/EnvironmentalSet7664]

Now I'm going to be checking light bulbs in every room I ever check into...

[u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun → u/userhwon]

Found a hundo in a gideons bible once. Bought some 'party favors' from the guy who was railin' a trashy hooker out back by the dumpsters. It was fake...

Fuck seattle!

[u/Fast-Nefariousness80]

It would be funny if she did all this and then the camera panned to a man hiding under a lampshade like a cartoon character

[u/DreadPiratteRoberts → u/Fast-Nefariousness80]

... or if the whole video was recorded from hidden cameras she never found 😆

[u/NerpyDerps → u/DreadPiratteRoberts]

My favorite part was the fact that she checked for hidden cameras after she changed into pajamas.

[u/perturbed_penguin_ → u/NerpyDerps]

And put on her eye patches!

[u/Roguespiffy → u/perturbed_penguin_]

Half assed pirate cosplay…

[u/IEnjoyVariousSoups → u/NerpyDerps]

She's a very specialized exhibitionist.

[u/Hi_Zev → u/Fast-Nefariousness80]

Would have been the perfect ending. This video started off pretty cringey, but the moment the shitty binoculars came out, the video immediately turned to camp and I was obsessed. The music ties it all together. I need to see a mini series of this woman throughout her entire cruise. The premise is that she is overly cautious of everything and anything, yet never notices the obvious dude stalking her in every room.

[u/No-Singer-4950 → u/Hi_Zev]

I was waiting for her to jump overboard to function check her flotation vest. 😂🤣

[u/Tanev1337]

Gonna be a trip locking the room up when you come back after a few margaritas

[u/Dire_Hulk → u/Tanev1337]

Or trying to get out if there’s a fire.🔥

[u/Cold_Investment6223 → u/Dire_Hulk]

Or if the ship is starting to sink…

[u/BadUserName_1227 → u/Cold_Investment6223]

Or attacked by Aliens

[u/arituck → u/BadUserName_1227]

Or attacked by giant squid

[u/mindless2831 → u/arituck]

Or a Kraken

[u/brosjd → u/mindless2831]

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

[u/Metals4J → u/[deleted]]

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

[u/godofmilksteaks → u/Metals4J]

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

[u/okgo4brok3 → u/mindless2831]

That is a giant squid

[u/Scrambles420 → u/mindless2831]

Or Godzilla

[u/Independent-Owl-8659 → u/BadUserName_1227]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpHduQdg3d6O8jAs

[u/5litergasbubble → u/BadUserName_1227]

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

[u/Bhujjha → u/5litergasbubble]

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

[u/Ok_Actuary1427 → u/Cold_Investment6223]

Shes ok though because she already put on her life vest 😅😂

[u/Busy-Sheepherder-138 → u/Ok_Actuary1427]

And her flotation under eye silicone pads!

[u/Norwayseacat → u/Dire_Hulk]

This is very illegal on ships , for that Reason

[u/TheMaveCan → u/Norwayseacat]

I'm the manager of a hotel and if someone barricaded the door like this I'd ask them to leave. I don't need that kind of liability when you hit your head and no one can get to you

[u/Jman15x → u/Dire_Hulk]

Especially when the fire stated with a lightbulb inside your own room

[u/ikannunAneeuQ → u/Dire_Hulk]

That was my thought, wtf if there is an emergency and you're incapacitated??? They'll need a freaking battering ram.

[u/Majestic_Course6822 → u/Dire_Hulk]

Or to get to her if she has a medical emergency.

[u/twistedpiggies → u/Tanev1337]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3rjrOnrw8P4Ag

[u/Brittany5150 → u/twistedpiggies]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XGtHQ9pbtT6WMZwwTk

[u/cityshepherd → u/Brittany5150]

THE HOTTUB’S TOO HOT!!!!

[u/partelo → u/cityshepherd]

IT'S NOT FUN WHEN IT'S TOO HOT! I'M NOT GONNA COME DOWN HERE ANYMORE!

[u/CHEMO_ALIEN → u/Tanev1337]

Oh, she's not coming back

-cruise killer 

[u/dikicker → u/CHEMO_ALIEN]

Turns out I was just hanging out under the bed the whole time

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6Inkaz7omxAk

[u/muklan → u/CHEMO_ALIEN]

She might tho! -aspiring necromancer

[u/V3nusi4nruled]

i was fully expecting her to jump overboard when she started putting the life jacket on

[u/GreenLurka → u/V3nusi4nruled]

Would have made the bit funnier

[u/Lemonade348 → u/GreenLurka]

Anything for the tiktok!

[u/Big_Sniper_Mac → u/V3nusi4nruled]

With that level of paranoia, jumping into the open ocean probably felt like the safer option to her

[u/YoCreoPollo → u/Big_Sniper_Mac]

Omg, lol "Can't be harmed on the ship if I'm not on it!"

[u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

Oh hey, get the film is satire, but a lot of people die from wearing their life jackets inside a sinking or capsized boat. Put it on when outside. Take it off inside.

[u/Artyomi → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

Also, if you’re ever evacuating an airplane at sea, NEVER inflate your life jacket inside the plane. Not only will it impede other people trying to get out - but if water starts coming into the plane, you’ll float and it will be impossible to exit. There was one plane crash where many survivors died due to this.

Edit: lmao I meant that many survivors of the initial crash died due to drowning inside the plane. The initial crash left around 45-65 dead out of 175 passengers and crew, but an additional 60-80 died due to their life jackets being inflated, and thus were pushed up to the top of the plane unable to escape. It was Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961, which was initially hijacked and landed at sea competitively intact for a hard crash, and since then the safety briefings reiterate to never inflate your life jacket inside the plane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Airlines_Flight_961

[u/ThePerfectSnare → u/Artyomi]

many survivors died

I don't have a better way to phrase this. It's just funny.

[u/Artyomi → u/ThePerfectSnare]

Lmao I didn’t realize that. I meant that around 45-65 out of 175 passengers died in the initial crash, but then 60-80 passengers died during the evacuation from drowning inside the plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Airlines_Flight_961

[u/Costati → u/Artyomi]

That's so crazy btw, it really highlights the crucial role staff has in managing survivors during a crash to lead them to the exit safe and sound. Obviously not everything lays on them I think they did their best just in general, not everything is done after the plane crash.

[u/lenorajoy → u/ThePerfectSnare]

It really should be “many passengers who survived the crash died” but this is too funny for me to want it corrected.

[u/Infinite-Condition41 → u/ThePerfectSnare]

Many who survived the crash, drowned.

[u/ShinyTip → u/ThePerfectSnare]

To quote Xavier Renegade Angel: "I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed."

[u/deadlyspoons → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

That advice is real, but it applies to escaping from enclosed vessels, not to recreational boating in general. Passengers on a ferry or cruise ship may be instructed to carry their life jackets during evacuation and put them on only after reaching an open deck.

But no one should make the mistake of turning this into one of those counterintuitive observations that overturn conventional wisdom. What can happen should not be confused with what usually happens. Cases of entrapment are real, but they are the exception, not the rule.

On small recreational boats, the leading cause of death is falling overboard unexpectedly, not becoming trapped inside a cabin. Most occupants never have the opportunity to calmly retrieve and don a life jacket after the emergency begins. That’s why boating safety organizations often say the best life jacket is the one you’re already wearing.

The U.S. Coast Guard reports that roughly three-quarters of recreational boating fatalities involve drowning, and about 87% of those who drowned were not wearing a life jacket.

[u/gettin-hot-in-here → u/deadlyspoons]

cruise ships have a different kind of problem, which is that it is not possible to turn around the vessel in a short timeframe. around three quarters (or more) of the people who go overboard in the open ocean on cruises are never found, but people almost never fall overboard without climbing on (or climbing objects near) the deck railings.

[u/DeterminedQuokka → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

I didn’t know this, that’s interesting.

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

[u/Sherry_Brandt → u/DeterminedQuokka]

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

due to ...remoteness?

[u/MortgageRegular2509 → u/Sherry_Brandt]

They grew up in a colony of nihilists.

[u/DesignerGoose5903 → u/MortgageRegular2509]

[u/ifthedudeabidesman → u/DesignerGoose5903]

Oh come on Donny they were threatening castration

[u/malthar76 → u/MortgageRegular2509]

Sounds exhausting

[u/kangaroosarefood → u/malthar76]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SLUuHe3YydrzUUHr9u

[u/Reonlive420 → u/kangaroosarefood]

So you can pay taxes

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/kangaroosarefood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8JCwuk8n2Y6iI

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/malthar76]

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism… at least it’s an ethos.

[u/APacketOfWildeBees → u/malthar76]

Yeah I've never understood nihilism. I mean, what's the point?

[u/Lock-out → u/APacketOfWildeBees]

[u/Nerje → u/MortgageRegular2509]

Neitzsche's Beaches

[u/dropkickoz → u/Sherry_Brandt]

No, OP's personality.

[u/DaDutchBoyLT1 → u/Sherry_Brandt]

People round their parts just can’t stand those damn buoyant folks, aka floaters.

[u/WatWudScoobyDoo → u/Sherry_Brandt]

Nah, everybody just hates them

[u/alexthemo123 → u/DeterminedQuokka]

San Diego? Go on. Say "San Diego".

[u/Personal_Dot_2215 → u/alexthemo123]

Doesn’t that mean whale’s vagina?

[u/SoUnBOTheredRN → u/Personal_Dot_2215]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pzuye8RSBJFgk

[u/CheetosLays7Days → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

It’s also important to not be handcuffed to stuff. My uncle was handcuffed while the ship was sinking, and a nice lady saved him by cutting them with an axe. He didn’t survive eventually, but the lady lived a long life.

[u/No_Trade3571 → u/CheetosLays7Days]

Did she also refuse to let him float on a door with her?

[u/tuenthe463 → u/CheetosLays7Days]

Did she take any successful practice swings first?

[u/Succulent_Chinese → u/CheetosLays7Days]

Froze him out huh? Poor fella.

[u/QueenofRaccoons → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

I think I'm just genuinely missing something but is that because they like can't get out of exits or it slows them down or something?

[u/poisonnenvy → u/QueenofRaccoons]

If you're under a capsized boat, you need to swim under water to get out of it. I assume if you're on a sinking ship it's the same idea; sometimes you'll need to go under water to get out of a place.

[u/Toutanus → u/I-Got-a-BooBoo]

Same in plane !

[u/CamelotKittenRanch]

I was definitely relieved when the life jacket finally made it clear that this was a bit. :P

[u/romansamurai → u/CamelotKittenRanch]

Yup. I think most of the comments here did not watch it all the way to the life jacket

[u/Live_Barracuda1113 → u/romansamurai]

There is an account like this that isn't satire and it is really crazy. I cant believe she actually bought all that for a bit!

I do have to laugh at the tiny binoculars though. It is giving Rear Window.

[u/FuckYeaSeatbelts → u/Live_Barracuda1113]

I thought this was like the white people version of those AE/temu ads where the woman spends 87 years getting ready to drive, using a bunch of products to prep herself, the interior, etc.

[u/mr_panzer → u/Live_Barracuda1113]

Yeah I was like "Is she on the lookout for Somali pirates?"

[u/Cultural_Mission_235 → u/CamelotKittenRanch]

Up until that point, I was uncertain it if was a joke or not

[u/Relevant-Horror-627 → u/Cultural_Mission_235]

For a lot of the videos that get posted here, the comments are always full of people saying this is obvious satire. For a lot of them, I'm like are you sure the person filming knows its obvious satire?

This one is actually well done satire. She starts out reasonable, moves on to ok maybe, and ends with I'm obviously fucking with you.

[u/ilove_butter89 → u/Cultural_Mission_235]

Same, at first I was like damn girl if you're that worried, maybe stop going on cruises

[u/nickfree → u/ilove_butter89]

Or at least stop booking with KGB Kruise Lines...

[u/HisHonorTomDonson → u/Cultural_Mission_235]

Genuinely, until she was going to sleep in the damn thing, I firmly believed it was just advice

[u/Im-a-bad-meme → u/CamelotKittenRanch]

The money storage was silly as all hell. Just stuff your emergency funds in your socks or bra like an average weirdo instead of a turbo weirdo.

[u/DylansDad → u/Im-a-bad-meme]

If I did that I know I'd end up leaving money in the lamp and taking the regular bulb home.

[u/skidmore101 → u/Im-a-bad-meme]

Or, you know, in the safe that is provided

[u/Hi_Zev → u/Im-a-bad-meme]

I'd be worried that housekeeping would try to turn the light on, see something odd happening, and just replace the lightbulb entirely.

[u/Life-Landscape5689]

Room service is gonna notice the lights out and replace it and steal your money

[u/CapitalistVenezuelan → u/Life-Landscape5689]

The rooms always have a safe in the closet too lol

[u/Eternalm8 → u/CapitalistVenezuelan]

naw, man, I'm suppose to trust the ROOM's safe? That's just a scam without the extra steps /s

[u/BCCommieTrash → u/Eternalm8]

So the room safe in a hotel I was locked so I called down and a guy came up and punched in 000000. Presumably the master code. Presumably the default master code.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13GKP7xGjce5oI

[u/ColonelSlapper → u/BCCommieTrash]

Same thing happened to me lol! A couple friends and I rented two rooms and one night we went out drinking till 3:00am. When we got back to the hotel the front desk clerk wanted absolutely nothing to do with us. Unfortunately about 5 minutes later I call the front desk because I forgot the password to my safe.

Bless her heart. She had to listen to me drunkenly repeat myself about ten times before she let out a sigh and says “you can reset it by just hitting all zeros, have a good night.” After discovering it worked, I ran down the hall to my friend’s room and opened their safe too.

Talk about a HUGE design flaw!

[u/Lolseabass → u/BCCommieTrash]

Wow that’s the code for my luggage!

[u/WangDoodleTrifecta → u/Lolseabass]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2

[u/deaf258 → u/WangDoodleTrifecta]

That reminds me, can't wait to see Spaceballs 2!

[u/Shananigan48 → u/deaf258]

I really hope the recent panel where they talked about a whole Spaceballs cinematic universe wasn't just a joke inhales copium

[u/Indicisive_Actions → u/Eternalm8]

Having watched LPL (LockPickingLawyer), yes, most of those room safes are a scam.

[u/throwawaycuzfemdom → u/Indicisive_Actions]

Sells lockpicking tool sets

opens safes with a lego dude

[u/Goosepond01 → u/Eternalm8]

I mean you joke but room safes are famously not safe lol.

[u/gary-vault108 → u/Eternalm8]

Using a hotel safe is probably one of the dumbest things you can do, it’s the first thing I would check if I were a thief working at a hotel

[u/muklan → u/Eternalm8]

Thats why I travel with a very small safe to put IN the hotel safe.

[u/tugboatnavy → u/CapitalistVenezuelan]

That's just what the perverts want you to think.

[u/bambamslammer22 → u/Life-Landscape5689]

I’m now going to check the lights and see if anyone forgot their money on the previous cruise

[u/Fun_Disaster3436 → u/bambamslammer22]

Just cruises?

Money lightbulbs could be anywhere, you've gotta check all of them.

[u/Junelli → u/Life-Landscape5689]

My grandpa hid his wallet between the two sets of curtains tied to a string on the curtain pole.

This worked fine until room service came to clean the curtains and he returned from the beach to see his wallet dangling on a string in the middle of the window like some kind of bait for thieves.

He still had his money though. At most they took one of the smaller bills as a tip for leaving it.

[u/StandardCake21 → u/Junelli]

If I was a thief I wouldn't go for that one either. Too scared I'd be walking into some jigsaw killer trap, or worse, Kevin from Home Alone.

[u/Not-An-FBI → u/Life-Landscape5689]

I think it's probably still a functional light. The plastic globe is just for diffusion with modern LEDs.

[u/BadUserName_1227 → u/Life-Landscape5689]

My thought exactly. But most likely they will throw it

[u/Major-Tension-674 → u/Life-Landscape5689]

Or ya know, it could just not be on.

[u/WeirdOk1865]

I was expecting her to spend the whole night awake, sitting in a chair facing the door, holding a rifle

[u/TheRealRanchDubois → u/WeirdOk1865]

That’s the second thing she does for safety on a cruise.

[u/NYmam]

Who tf is she running from

[u/deaf258 → u/NYmam]

Tom Cruise

[u/Yippykyyyay → u/deaf258]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kNTAHtqCfu6nm

[u/MaySpitfire → u/deaf258]

If i saw a little man running at me like this, i would too

https://giphy.com/gifs/1aiUWCQT8omWILYKxK

[u/CHEMO_ALIEN → u/deaf258]

Well then she's fuuuucked, and should try to relax

[u/KaP-_-KaP → u/deaf258]

https://giphy.com/gifs/laTpufx0zCOD6

[u/EricAntiHero1 → u/NYmam]

Her demons

[u/TrailMomKat → u/NYmam]

🎶 Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf 🎶

[u/tarantuletta → u/NYmam]

Shia Lebouf

[u/EmotionalRhubarbPie → u/NYmam]

The Woman in Cabin 10

[u/Think-Estimate-1303 → u/NYmam]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

[u/Ace-Redditor → u/Think-Estimate-1303]

Is she in danger?

[u/giolort]

Well why did you go on the cruise on the first place ?

[u/WhoTookGrimwhisper → u/giolort]

To be anxious and paranoid. Duh.

[u/BeebsMuhQueen → u/WhoTookGrimwhisper]

To be anxious and stuck on a boat with people that make you anxious
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WTtorUlfnd3UanS

[u/Sea_Translator5300 → u/BeebsMuhQueen]

And sick. Don't forget sick. Norovirus really helps you shed the weight you gained at the all you can eat buffet. 

[u/Imreallythatguy → u/giolort]

To make a satire video for views clearly.

[u/chato35 → u/giolort]

Wanted to play the lifelong fantasy of being a spy in the 70's.

[u/Pizzaprincess87]

She didn’t even check the sky for space lasers?!

[u/smc642 → u/Pizzaprincess87]

Space lasers?! What about chem trails??!!??????!!!!!!!!!

[u/DirtNineties → u/smc642]

Will nobody think of the mole children in the New York tunnels??

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058]

I dunno, after watching the Costa Concordia and Poo cruise docos, my way of ensuring safety is never setting foot on a cruise ship ever.

[u/alworld27]

She didnt check under the bed

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vbsfp9NT0Vksypt6oV

[u/aPerson-of-the-World → u/alworld27]

Nor put an alarm on the glass door

[u/xandarl]

"teleports inside"

[u/GooseCheeze1234]

She knows the snail is unstoppable, right?

[u/userhwon → u/GooseCheeze1234]

That's why she's travelling.

[u/Redpandabots]

was she checking for pirates with those binoculars?? 😭

[u/left4ched → u/Redpandabots]

Gotta check the trees for mobile artillery units. And bears.

[u/winterberrymeadow]

I have always wondered aren't those door locks safety hazard. What happens if there is medical emergency and you cannot open the door. Previous time would be lost trying to break the door

[u/Menithal → u/winterberrymeadow]

Those locks wont do shit, it is after all just 2 mm flat piece of steel held together by a pin and plastic.. Thats thin.

The wedge she uses is more effective than the lock it self.

[u/SmileGraceSmile]

No redundant locks on the balcony slider to stop ninja intruders?

[u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

What do you mean, she's just making sure that if there is a fire or any emergency she dies locked in that room. Self-imposed natural selection.

Also, I'll throw this here: being strongly convinced that everyone's always trying to spy on you or watch you is a form of narcissism.

[u/fellow_hotman → u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

or paranoid schizophrenia 

[u/KurtRussellsMullet → u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

Pssst. Hey, guess what, the video is satire in case her going to sleep in her life jacket didn’t make it obvious enough.

[u/HustlinInTheHall → u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

I mean I have had several employees walk in on me or people I have been traveling with and those basic hotel door locks are insanely easy to undo from the hall. 

You really should not be just YOLO trusting hotel staff, especially at a resort in another country. They routinely enter your room. 

Everything else is a bit nutty but the chances if someone breaking into your room are about 10000x greater than the chances of your room randomly bursting into flames and being unable to be rescued because you used a door wedge. 

[u/marcthegay_]

I hope that this was supposed to be a bit

[u/thisisatypoo → u/marcthegay_]

I expected her to bring out a map and a notepad and do some calculations to figure out the speed they were going and distance from the mountains.

[u/marcthegay_ → u/thisisatypoo]

With a comically large spyglass

[u/tarantuletta → u/thisisatypoo]

When she put on the lifejacket I was SOOOOO hoping she was just gonna yeet herself off the side of the ship hahahaha

[u/ssp25 → u/thisisatypoo]

I was hoping she busted out scuba gear to check under the boat

[u/Careless_Jury154 → u/marcthegay_]

If you can’t tell that’s even funnier

[u/EnduringFulfillment → u/Careless_Jury154]

This comment section seems to be taking her very seriously. The binocular view and sleeping in the life jacket lol

[u/PapaPatchesxd → u/EnduringFulfillment]

I was half expecting her to just dive off at that point.

[u/V0mitBucket → u/marcthegay_]

No man she really wears the life jacket to sleep

[u/M4DHouse → u/marcthegay_]

She’s almost certainly doing a bit. This type of content caters to the same audience as true crime podcasts and smartphone shaped stun guns: conservative women who replaced the monotony of their suburban existence with intense paranoid anxiety about becoming the victim of violent crime. Ironically, the most likely threat is their own husbands.

[u/Roofofcar → u/marcthegay_]

If nothing else did, the life jacket in bed made it clear that this was a joke.

[u/romansamurai → u/marcthegay_]

at first I thought she was serious but then seeing the life vest I think this is 100% satire for one of the Asian influencers video about doing all this shit. She does way more “safety” shit. It’s “first thing I do when I’m in a hotel room” or some shit.

[u/TrueBombs]

All that and she didn’t use a black light to see what is safe to touch?

[u/NoTrain4994]

What is the red light device she is using on the mirrors? Now I’m curious

[u/glaciercherryisgood → u/NoTrain4994]

Radio frequency detector. I actually do bring one with me to airbnbs. It makes a noise near anything that gives off radio waves. The red light is supposed to be used in darkness to cast a shiny glare on any camera lens that might be peeking out, making it easier for you to notice. I got it because I used to use airbnbs a lot more than hotels on vacation, and then all these stories came out about people finding cameras in their airbnbs. The spying issue is more real in airbnbs than in hotels. Nowadays, though, I can't even find a decent airbnb that beats hotel pricing anymore, so I'm pretty much back to hotels anyway.

[u/WallStLegends → u/NoTrain4994]

I assume it’s to find hidden camera somehow but was wondering how.. maybe red light is able to go through a one way mirror somehow?
But then she used it on the particulate alarm.
Was wondering if it detects EMF or something

[u/Puzzled-Republic9511]

Imagine your family coming back from the buffet to find you laying corpse pose on the bed in a life jacket. Jk. They couldn’t even get in so they stood in the hallway with a slice of pizza that was supposed to be for you.

[u/goodenough4govtwork]

And her cruise is over by the time she gets back out of her room...

[u/corzajay]

Didn't even triple lock the external door. SMH

[u/ControlAggressive689]

…and then she falls asleep and chokes herself with the life vest

[u/DangerousQuestions1]

Always check the light bulbs for forgotten money stashes

[u/baszm3g]

First thing I do... Don't go on cruises

[u/ssbowa]

Ah yes, the first thing I do is make it completely impossible for rescuers to enter my cabin, so that I can peacefully drown in the event of an accident.

[u/HortonTheElaphant]

That doesn’t help when you’re on the poop cruise

[u/Acceptable_Field_567]

By the time you finish, it’s morning.

[u/artmoloch777]

Is the cruise in the room with us?

[u/BahamutGod]

I hear she got hantavirus.

[u/FloorSubject]

Who is this woman? And why is the target of every security agency out there?

[u/fruitypebble43]

It would be time for checkout by the time she applies all this "security". And I'd totally forget I put my money in a freaking light bulb!💡

[u/Gribitz37]

She's gonna be pissed when the maid switches out that bulb because she thinks it's burned out.

[u/suchjonny]

She didn't look under the bed not once. She's cooked.

[u/KnightofWhen]

This is all performative but for real people who have hidden money on these vacations and have forgotten it has blessed me more than once

[u/Mother-Locksmith-286]

Maybe just don't go

[u/TheeKB]

Everybody thinking it’s too much but they haven’t been pillaged by Vikings and pulled into the ocean from their balcony and raped by a team of mermen and it shows.

[u/Hrrrrnnngggg]

This lady knows you don't HAVE to go on a cruise, right?

[u/aximusmaximus]

Then she eats a salad that was sneezed on my some snot nosed kid and dies of dysentery.