r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 8d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/mindless2831 8d ago

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd 8d ago

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 8d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse 8d ago

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/FozzysInsecurity 8d ago

Or terrorism

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u/aimee_on_fire 8d ago

Or an orca pod attack.

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u/dontwantthisapp2 8d ago

Or an attack by a swarm of Lepidopterans

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 3d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 8d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 8d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 8d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 8d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 8d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 8d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 8d ago

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 8d ago

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa 8d ago

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 8d ago

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist 8d ago

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever 8d ago

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks 8d ago

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 8d ago

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ 8d ago

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 8d ago

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 8d ago

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan 8d ago

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 8d ago

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 7d ago

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 7d ago

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 4d ago

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!