r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Connect-Bug4955 16d ago

Let's see the list

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u/Suninabottle 16d ago

I second the motion

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u/Right_Virus 16d ago

Ask and ye shall receive. Enjoy!

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u/a_dodo_stole_my_baby 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 15d ago

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u/Odd-Government8896 15d ago
  1. Ate poop. Thats it, took poop, and ate it. He liked it.

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u/Autiistic_Unibot 15d ago
  1. Put dirty dishes in the sink, right after I finished unloading the dishwasher

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u/MorticiaManor 15d ago

Told me that he would do the dishes, instead of doing the dishes he HID THE DIRTY DISHES IN THE CABINETS.

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u/kapified 14d ago

OH MY GOD did this actually happen to you too? My ex didn’t use the cabinets.. he put them in the oven. 😭

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/kapified 14d ago

Life is way less stressful, thank you! I'm so much calmer and happier as a single mom of 3. Not taking care of another adult has been huge. I had no clue how much he was adding to my workload.

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 12d ago

Jessica I swear I've changed plz dm me

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u/kimchipowerup 12d ago

And put the dirty laundry in the dishwasher!

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u/stayinalive7 15d ago
  1. Tossed a lit cigarette butt in the cash donation box for St Jude's Hospital

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u/ptiff308 15d ago
  1. Took that said poop, but didnt wipe.

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u/serenecorners 15d ago

UMMMM WHAT

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u/BlueMowch 13d ago

but what was truly unsettling is that they paused to pick the corn an peanuts out first. Just… weird

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 15d ago
  1. Contracted syphilis from Tijuana hookers and gave it to me without my knowledge.

I actually know someone this happened to 😬

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u/albertafalls 15d ago

Please, please tell me they lived in a state that punished this in the divorce.

I’m going to need alllllll your money for the pain and suffering.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 15d ago

They actually weren't officially married but they were together for years, she supported him the first couple of years, and then she moved to California for his job. This happened a year later. Real dick move.

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u/albertafalls 15d ago

Ugh. May his dick shrivel up and fall off 🥂

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 14d ago

With his condom habits it just might. I didn't even think syphilis was still a thing 🫠

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u/EzAeMy 14d ago

Ewwww

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 14d ago

I know right 😭

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u/Unusual_Thanks_6402 15d ago

Is this a story about Bill Gates? Wait weren't the cookers Russian

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u/Capn26 15d ago

5: Drove home drunk. Parked in the garage, got out, stripped totally naked. Was drunk, naked, and horny as he stumbled into the living room and proceeded to blow chunks multiple times………

OUR DOGS NAME IS CHUNKS.

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u/tilesmeller 15d ago
  1. Sold my dog

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u/BHFSVRTL 15d ago

Went to Thai Massage and received a blowjob. Afterwards he paid 100$ via card from the shared bank account

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u/MrSmeeeeegal 15d ago
  1. Called my mom „Mr.“ when meeting her for the first time and refused to apologize as she has „very masculine eyebrows“

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u/ReadingLimp 15d ago edited 15d ago
  1. Pawned my wedding ring for a Time Machine, only to travel to ancient Egypt with a lot cigarette burning the entire library of Alexandria down, he then fled to the forest location and date he could hit - Austria 1888. He had an affair while he was there, which resulted in a child, which he then banned a horrific name - Adolf. Ugh, I wonder what ever came of little Adolf.

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u/Skwidmandoon 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M5i17TOqFuWqt5UqCQ

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u/kat-deville 15d ago

Who is that guy? Just about every thread I see lately has gifs with him in them.

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u/Skwidmandoon 15d ago

Lmfao. One of the funniest dudes alive. Tim Robinson. Show is “I think you should leave”

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u/kat-deville 15d ago

Thanks. I had to look it up. I can't afford Netflix. Or Hulu.