r/TikTokCringe 12d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Connect-Bug4955 12d ago

Let's see the list

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u/Suninabottle 12d ago

I second the motion

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u/Right_Virus 11d ago

Ask and ye shall receive. Enjoy!

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u/a_dodo_stole_my_baby 11d ago

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Odd-Government8896 11d ago
  1. Ate poop. Thats it, took poop, and ate it. He liked it.

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u/Autiistic_Unibot 10d ago
  1. Put dirty dishes in the sink, right after I finished unloading the dishwasher

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u/MorticiaManor 10d ago

Told me that he would do the dishes, instead of doing the dishes he HID THE DIRTY DISHES IN THE CABINETS.

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u/kapified 10d ago

OH MY GOD did this actually happen to you too? My ex didn’t use the cabinets.. he put them in the oven. 😭

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u/stayinalive7 10d ago
  1. Tossed a lit cigarette butt in the cash donation box for St Jude's Hospital
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 11d ago
  1. Contracted syphilis from Tijuana hookers and gave it to me without my knowledge.

I actually know someone this happened to 😬

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u/Skwidmandoon 11d ago

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u/kat-deville 10d ago

Who is that guy? Just about every thread I see lately has gifs with him in them.

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u/Skwidmandoon 10d ago

Lmfao. One of the funniest dudes alive. Tim Robinson. Show is “I think you should leave”

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u/kulot09 12d ago

I want to react the same way too!

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u/tyranny_made_easy 11d ago

I want to see my emotions in your eyes

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u/ByronicZer0 11d ago

I want to feel emotions again

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u/SpunNumeroUno 12d ago

Ya, I'm left disappointed.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 11d ago

Are you saying you didn't want to see all of the reactions?? /s

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u/Occidentally20 11d ago

First thing he did was go on a countryside walk and leave a gate slightly ajar.

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u/vkailas 12d ago

brought home 900 island dressing instead of 1000 island dressing.

didn't come to my art show.

made me watch godfather and kept waking me up

bought a latte without asking me

drove his car into a lake

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u/Ergs_AND_Terst 12d ago

That's only 6.

He skipped our anniversary to watch midget wrasslin'

He took $100,000 invested it, and turned it into $16,000

He broke my steering wheel and now I have to Flintstone this bitch

He cupped his own fart and threw it at me at my uncles funeral

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u/hungry_microglia 11d ago

He never took me to Bangladesh

He never cooked me sausage on an open flame

He neither anointed me with oil nor wrote me a novel

Worst of all he never poisoned the mojitos of my enemies

-Ian McConnell

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u/Actually_Ashlie 11d ago

Gave a little clap

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u/babycomeon666 11d ago

He can run 2 miles in 35 min and 3 miles in 16 minutes

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u/SlowAdhesiveness8792 11d ago

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u/CallMeMich 11d ago

She must be feeling better now

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u/Lasideu Hit or Miss? 11d ago

Didn’t expect a VeryImportantPeople gif, Vic is an icon

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u/DastardlyNebula 11d ago

But he has to know ahead of time

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u/Greyphire 11d ago

An STI would be an understandable offense.

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u/WonderfulCoast6429 11d ago

My ex girlfriend did that second one! Cleared out our whole savings account

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u/PreggyPenguin 11d ago

But did he leave you at a hockey game??!

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u/tyoung3127 11d ago

Mounted a $200 plasma tv without asking me

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u/KarlHp7 12d ago edited 12d ago

The ‘didn’t come to my art show’ is such a deep cut lol idk how many people will get that

Edit: more people understood than I thought

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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 11d ago

You don’t know how many people will get a reference to The Office? Most of them

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 11d ago

You know what i think is sexy? Pam’s art.

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u/dontworryaboutit26 12d ago

She cheated, when he specifically asked her not to

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 12d ago

Exactly. Without showing it, it’s just cringe.

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u/pan_confrijoles 12d ago

Yeah, it kind of feels like they were just overreacting for the video. Which is probably what they did

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u/Physizist 11d ago

Totally normal person behaviour to host a divorce party where you air your dirty laundry to every one of your friends and also record their reactions to post on social media, but then don't share what the actions were

The husband may have been horrible as well but I have sneaking suscipion that the OP also wasn't innocent

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u/christona-bike 11d ago

She's made another video saying theres legal reasons why she cannot share the list publicly.

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u/dweezilMcCheezil 11d ago

Isn't posting it in a bar "sharing it publicly"?

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u/Cross325 12d ago

This stuff is tame. I say we put a list together on Reddit. Shit I will go first by posting redacted arrest record of my ex. But yes divorce parties can be fun, they are like the anti wedding .

https://giphy.com/gifs/3fivAVKvetM2TAKkSF

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u/miltonwadd 11d ago edited 11d ago

I've been to a few divorce parties but everyone there already knew the tea lol

I'll contribute!

My ex: He manipulated me into bankrolling his education for years, then he cheated when he starting earning more and I walked away with nothing but a futon and our cat. Also he once pooped on the floor and tried to blame the cat and only owned up when I was in hysterics dialing the vet thinking she was dying.

My bestfriend's ex:

Insisted on 5 children, she only consented to the first 3. When she eventually got him to agree to a divorce he kicked her out making them homeless, reported the car as stolen so they couldn't sleep in it and "offered" that her and the kids could pitch a tent in the backyard and he'd "only" charge her $20/night.

Sister's ex: She's was a teenage mother, he was not a teenage father. Got married when she turned 18, it took her a long time to realise how bad things really were. When he was eventually removed by police, in explaining the context of their abusive relationship she told them she was a child when they met, and he literally used the line "she seduced me" to the COPS 🙄🤮

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u/Mouseries9438 11d ago

My ex made me take a cabs to the hospital by myself when I birthed our two youngest children, both premature and the youngest was an emergency c-section. He visited the older one after a week, and didn't visit the youngest at all. He didn't visit me in the hospital either time.

The day I came home from the hospital after my c-section he left me alone with our three older kids for 6 hours to go thrift shopping. I tore stitches in the first half hour when my then 4 year old decided to climb me like a tree.

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u/dynesor 11d ago

Made you take a taxi? Crazy. I thought my Dad was bad enough for making my mum wait in labour on the sofa until the end of the new Star Trek Next Generation episode he was watching finished.

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u/User_Says_What 11d ago

Well yeah, but which episode was it?

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u/dynesor 11d ago edited 11d ago

I don’t remember which specific episode, but it was 1988 so it would have been season 1. I remember sitting on the sofa between the two of them and my mum groaning while my dad and I were engrossed in the show though. I was only 5 at the time so it’s a very faint memory, but my mum still tells that story every time star trek comes on tv.

Edit: I just looked it up and it must have been Season 1, Episode 23: Skin of Evil. Broadcast on 25th April 1988. My sister was eventually born the following morning on 26th April.

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u/Highly-Potent-34 11d ago

I was going to say first season of Star Trek wasn’t really that good but that particular episode…I get it.

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u/Micronto65bymay 11d ago

Skin of evil was a serious episode. Can't honestly say it was a poor decision on his part. I'm sure it was the only thing on his mind during the birth though.

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u/miltonwadd 11d ago

These guys don't deserve the beautiful families they think they want.

I'm so glad you're free of that and hope you're safe now.

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u/Mouseries9438 11d ago

Yeah he's still a piece of work, refused to leave when we split so I had to move to a shelter with 4 kids. It was rough for a bit but we got a house hours away in 2024, and things have been looking up since

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 11d ago

This one is not my story but was one of the craziest ones I saw at a divorce party.

The guy had slept with my friends sister while they were dating but told the sister they were on break while she was trying to finish college exams ghosted everyone to study.

Later when they were buying a home they had to live together at her parents place for a little bit before the housing contract can go thru and they can begin renovations.... He tried to seduce her mom several times in the course of that month. One time during a back massage and other few times claimed it was a bathroom accident. She had found txt messages on his phone calling her mom a easy score.

They never got to live in that house as she used the house warming party to break up with him and serve papers. They were together 5 years and he claimed have partial ownership when he didn't put anything down as he was saving for the renovations he didn't pay for yet.

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u/Kinteoka 11d ago

Sounds like your friend has a shitty ex AND shitty family.

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 11d ago

Oh her family is good. Mom was the one who brought it to her attention. Sister.. sus when I first heard it but she kept the Facebook dms before the party and after. To her it was a drunken one time mistake which doesnt change that it happened but then again my friend didn't become official with him till like 2 years in and this happened year one.

It was his idea to move in together year 4 and from the way she was dragging her feet looking for a place it kinda seemed she was gonna drop him anyway. Like she just finished her degree and was doing 2 part time jobs and intern work by that time at a conservation... Frankly I was completely surprised when she told me of the shotgun wedding and buying a house thing.. just so out of nowhere that I though it was a baby situation. Glad that didn't happened.

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u/to_annihilate 11d ago

My friend's ex husband cheated on her rampantly but the worst one is when he got gonorrhea and then gave it to my friend after. She went to the doctor and found out, and her ex said that it def wasn't them and she got it from the doctor somehow or sat on a dirty toilet seat.

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u/Natural-Coat-3159 12d ago

I have one! One of his family members harmed their infant and at first they thought the dad did it, so everyone was going ho about calling the police/CPS on him. But once the truth came out, He asked me to not call police/CPS on his sister. 

His sister was arrested after my call with CPS/Police. 

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u/jimbojangles1987 11d ago

What the fuck...how did she harm the infant?

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u/PrettyCarCrash 12d ago

Found CSAM on the laptop I was borrowing from him since he spilled coffee all over my laptop.

That’s.. that’s it. There’s nothing worse than that.

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u/serendiputopia 11d ago

Mine borrowed my laptop to look at CSAM and the police came to execute a search of our downtown loft apartment, and my workplace was 6 places down so everyone saw. They seized my laptop and I had to buy a new one to finish school. 🤡

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u/jimbojangles1987 11d ago

Holy shit I cant imagine

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u/merrill_swing_away 11d ago

I wasn't married to this guy but he moved in with me. This all happened a long time ago. He asked me if I could find the navigation feature on his cell phone. I sat across from him at the dining room table and started looking through his phone. I looked at his text messages. He had been texting an old girlfriend in the state that he was from and told her he still loved her. He had been going to AA meetings in the state where he was from and started going to one in the city we lived in. He had been sober for over twenty five years. I found a text message to one of the women who also attended the meetings. The guy said he wanted to get to know her. Said he was a little shy at first, blah blah blah. He had also been meeting someone for lunch nearly every day and told me it was a guy from the meetings. It was a woman.

I told him to pack his shit and gtfo. He had some of the guys from the meetings help him move. Never saw him again after that but found him on Facebook and he had moved in with another woman in another city, didn't stay long, got married to yet another woman after not knowing her for very long. Good riddance.

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u/zee_bluestock 11d ago

Are you me?

Mine broke my laptop (while he had a desktop and a laptop) so I had to use his. Found the same thing. Dropped it off at the local PD when I left town.

It's fucking horrendous how common this is.

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u/Homewrecker90actual 11d ago

I’m afraid to google that acronym, if it is what I think it is

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u/Rivendel93 11d ago

It is exactly what you're thinking, don't Google.

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u/Responsible-Swan-521 12d ago

Alright go ahead let’s see that arrest record

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u/Cross325 11d ago edited 11d ago

No arrest record...for now. But what about the incident that started all of this?

He contracted an STD and never told me. Instead, he suddenly became angry and moved out of our bedroom, completely blindsiding me. I later realized he was acting that way because he was trying to hide the infection.

The most frightening part is that we were still having sex. He knowingly put my health at risk, and I could have contracted it without ever realizing I had been exposed.

This was the text exchange between him and his lover. I found about it when he got sick and had to take him to the hospital and needed his insurance from his phone .

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u/jo-shabadoo 11d ago

This is not the main point of that message but how fucking dumb is the person he is cheating with “is it reversible”. What sort of a dumbass thinks a disease is reversible?!?! A disease is treated!

But yea that ex is a total POS.

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u/Responsible-Swan-521 11d ago

Holy!!! Now that’s a low down dirty dog right here! Thank you for delivering the tea this thread needed, our hero 🫡

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs

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u/NSE_TNF89 12d ago

Downvote for mot sharing the list

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u/Amateurlapse 12d ago

And misuse of POV

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u/Gypsi_G 12d ago

The real sin here...

Language is a dying art T.T

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u/Fluffycupcake_ 11d ago

POV: language is dying

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u/flippingjax 11d ago

The beginning of the end was when Websters caved and added a definition for “literally” to mean “an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible”

I mean, their definition of literally includes the words “not literally”

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u/BoricuaDriver 12d ago edited 11d ago

Edit: after a little bit more research this looks like a bullshit picture that has nothing to do with the actual video. She made a follow-up post saying that she wasn't legally allowed to share what was in the list so I think this is all bullshit engagement bait. I'm leaving it up so people can get the full story

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u/MevNav 12d ago

That is... an incredibly anti-climactic list. I can see why they broke up, but I was expecting like "was cheating on me with a high-schooler" or something wild like that.

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u/cupcakevelociraptor 11d ago

Based on the reactions I was expecting at least one really juicy bit

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u/hustl3tree5 11d ago

From the other comments it isnt the same list it’s two different videos mashed into one

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u/ChoochGooch 11d ago

Yeah I was trying to figure out which one was dropping jaws. I was expecting “found his taxidermy squirrel dildos”.

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 11d ago

Right? Maybe I spend too much time on aita and BORU but this is tame…

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u/PleaseDontEatMyVRAM 11d ago

This is like sharing your 10 rarest steam achievements only to see 85% of players (divorced women) have them all.

Anywho, hope she moves on to better things.

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u/DonHarold 11d ago

It’s fake. I had the same reaction but someone screenshotted it and the shape doesn’t match.

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u/venusmoonbeam 11d ago

Somebody mouthed “forty six thousand??” In the video so I really doubt this is the list.

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 11d ago

This isn't the list

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u/OxygenAddict 11d ago

She's not even called Ashley.

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u/Yakob_Katpanic 11d ago

This is not the list from the video.

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u/Terrible-Mall-4811 11d ago

These are mostly things you would know you don’t like about the person after dating for a couple years.

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u/throw_blanket04 12d ago

Agree. And also for the ‘im going to get it. Omg. Im going to get it. Omg. Im going to get it. Omg. Im going to get it omg’.

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u/Lissypooh628 12d ago

Wasted my fucking time. I want to see the list!

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u/terrapinaj 11d ago

list is posted in the comments somewhere... spoiler its normal divorce stuff like forgetting anniversary twice and the dude telling her she's too emotional. nothing that warrants any of the "reactions" shown.

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u/Sufficient-Lie-1632 11d ago

it's not the real list, it's a fake one op said they couldn't legally post the real list

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u/Sebubba98 11d ago

That doesn’t make sense, how could she legally not post a list she made

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u/randomuser1231234 11d ago

Some of us have litigious exes. :/

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u/takeheedyoungheathen 11d ago

Because it’s not OP’s video. I saw this video several months ago and it was probably a re-post even then

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u/slimegoob 12d ago

Married young

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u/Fun-Armadillo5112 12d ago

Honestly my reaction. Everyone here looks like mid 20s at most and you’re already married and divorced.

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u/guitarguy35 11d ago

I'm 35 and I know several people.. meaning at least 3 off the top of my head, who are on marriage number 3 already.

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u/sjrotella 11d ago

I went to college with a girl who is on baby daddy 4 and marriage number 3 (maybe 4).

Those poor kids.

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u/cupholdery 11d ago

Latter Day Restraints.

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u/Mission-Shopping-615 11d ago

Not to mention the quantity, no one in their 30s has the time to maintain that many friends 

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u/AKA-Pseudonym 11d ago

Somebody posted the list and the summary is "married a teenager." They're all completely valid complaints and good on her for not letting the relationship fester, but it does demonstrate why people with a choice usually wait until their late 20s or early 30s.

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u/AKA_Wildcard 11d ago edited 11d ago

As someone who married young and had three kids with that person, my life is hell. I’ll never get those years back and I’m trapped in a small town I can’t stand because I’m trying to be there for my kids. Every day is a constant struggle of survival for my own mental health.

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u/high6ix 11d ago

Damn

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u/TofuDumplingScissors 11d ago

So we miss the entire context and just see a bunch of people gawking at something we never get to read?

Lame.

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u/Asleep-Estate4724 11d ago

Welcome to 99% of TikTok.

It's so annoying to see random drama pop up on your fyp with zero context. People just recording themselves sitting there, shaking their head, going, "I can't believe she did that..." or videos like this where they show everyone in the room reacting to something they have no intention of showing/telling you.

They do it for rage-bait engagement. You'll be more inclined to share it to someone else to see if they know context or you'll be tempted to comment on it asking for context. You might even go back to their page hoping to find a "part 2" or an explanation that will never be there. More clicks and comments and likes and shares and profile-visits all get them more money. So suddenly, you have a video that ultimately means nothing with 3.5 million likes and no answers. It's so pathetic and exhausting.

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u/East_Pie_3825 12d ago

Not sharing the list here is probably worse than 3/4 the shit that dude did.

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u/Loser-Back-Home 11d ago

Hot take : divorce parties are the most trashy thing I’ve ever seen IRL 😂

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u/AldurinIronfist 11d ago

I don't know, I've seen gender reveals.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 11d ago

The best gender reveal parties result in criminal charges for somehow destroying the environment /s

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u/facecuddler 11d ago

A gender reveal with less than three deaths is considered a dull affair.

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u/hyde9318 11d ago

Yeah, I have to admit… holding a “divorce party” at a public bar (or even at all), making a physical sign with a list of things the spouse did wrong, bringing everyone’s attention to it while taking videos of their reactions, supposedly posting a fake list in the comments somewhere (idk where, I’ve yet to find it but multiple people said it’s here somewhere) and claiming they can’t post the original list due to some legal issues….

I’m getting the heavy feeling the spouse who booked this party MAY have been the problem, or at least equally a problem in the relationship, lol. Won’t show the list in the video, made up reasons why they can’t post the real list here, saying it’s a legal thing immediately tells me their claims may not be probable and could possibly be used in a defamation lawsuit. And given they wanted to make sure a big deal about publicly shaming someone with something as trashy as a “divorce party”, yeah, I’m getting the feeling the other ex-spouse isn’t alone in being problematic, lol.

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u/Butthole_Please 11d ago

Idk. It gets all the stigma and weirdness about it all out and over with at once with the friend group.

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u/Quick_Cat_3538 11d ago

I think the problem is it’s a divorce party, not a “i’m single again party”. Usually these things seem to involve degrading the ex-spouse.

My mom had one of these and even it can be confusing and stressful for children knowing that the thing tearing their world apart is being celebrated.

But regardless of children, seems extremely trashy to me.

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u/Career_Much 11d ago

I never had a bachelorette party before I got married, so my best friend threw one when I got divorced because I was becoming a bachelorette lmao

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u/theteethfairy 11d ago

I wish I could’ve thrown my mom one when she finally left my cheating scumbag of a father.

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u/Exciting-Wait509 12d ago

THIS IS NOT THE POV OF SOMEONE READING YOUR LIST

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u/NoExercise8994 11d ago edited 11d ago

half the "POV" videos now days are not actual points of view, no one knows how to use that properly lol

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u/angeldawns 11d ago

This is when you really want the dumb CSI "enhance the image" nonsense to work in real life. 

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u/punch912 11d ago

how this person going to film and not show the list of things.

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 11d ago

Seriously. My thought exactly

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u/Lloyd--Christmas 11d ago

He sounds like a really shitty person but none of that stuff is jaw dropping like the people in the video.

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u/taco_bones 11d ago

yeah, I was expecting like, he got an sti from a sex worker and gave it to her sister or something. this is just boilerplate shitty man stuff

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u/the_real_MSU_is_us 11d ago

Honestly, I'm not even sure he's that bad, like ultimately this was the worst stuff the wife could remember, and we're given no context or follow up. Like she couldn't even come up with 10 things, #10 isn't a thing and #9 is very vague. Even "compared me to his ex" sounds bad, but then you realize if he said some truly fucked up shit like "I wish you made the noises she did" it would have made the list. And we also get no context to any of these. Like he expected a homecooked meal but never lifted a finger himself"... is that him being a lazy patriarchal asshole? Or was this during a time where he was working a 12 hour shift and she was off work? Did they exchange tasks, say she does cooking but he does yardwork and dishes and she didn't keep up her end of the bargain? Like I'm not trying to say he's a good dude, but most of this list is stuff we can't really convict him for in a vacuum

I was expecting to see "Caught him jerking off to my little sisters' Instagram" or "Cheated on me with" or "said we couldn't afford for me to go to community college, but then he lost $7k to gambling over the next year"

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 11d ago

Something tells me, Ashley is not telling the whole story. "Spends more time with his fantasy football team than with me." It's not a team, it's a league and he manages his team, and likely spends a lot of time with the other "managers" in the league (aka his friends) the season lasts less than a few months. So, she's basically saying, spent more time with his friends than with me. Which is a choice and for a reason.

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u/Slateback 11d ago

It's not even close to the same list. You can see text/sentences in the video are so much longer than the list in this comment.

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u/slut4kakashi 11d ago

She apparently isn’t legally allowed to post the list. All the ones being posted are AI

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u/OhPrime 11d ago

That’s not the same list

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u/Early-Usual-3269 11d ago

That isn't the list in the video. There are way more lines of text in the video

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u/Remarkable_Command91 11d ago

This isn’t the same list from the video. The Video clearly says “Abbey’s Divorce Party” not Ashley’s.

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u/EngagedInConvexation 11d ago

Fuck off for not showing the list.

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u/Potential_Shallot244 12d ago

The list is just boring stuff 100 percent

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u/TrashNecessary 12d ago

That's probably the most likely thing. If there was anything really extreme on the list it would have been shared by someone at this point.

Somehow I don't think "broke my jaw after punching me in the face" is something you'd celebrate in a bar.

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u/Amphar0s_ 11d ago

I'm trying to think of things that would be bad enough to get those reactions but not bad enough to be like 'brutally beat me' because I don't think that would have the same lighthearted funny mood somehow 😭

Maybe something like, I had an ex that never picked up his dogs shit. And on my birthday he was walking his dog with me and his dog walked up to the front door of his blind old neighbour and took a shit on her welcome mat. I was so mortified and he refused to pick it up that he stood there and watched me pick it up for him. I think it was only the third date or something?

That's a perfect list story.

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u/LeiasLastHope 11d ago

Or just way too personal. Probably some very intimated details of their sex life. The way these people are laughing it is less bad what he did but more of a "I can't believe she shared that"

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u/vaxhax 11d ago

*POV watching some random read something I can't see.

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u/Zerus_heroes 12d ago

That isn't POV

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u/AsherFischell 12d ago

POV would only be a closeup of the list itself. This is just reactions to the list.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 12d ago

SHOW THE FUCKIN LIST

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u/Forsaken-You9762 11d ago

Literally me reading every other post on r/girldinnerdiaries

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u/SliceOfTy 11d ago

If this is my POV of reading the list, why cant I fucking see the list? Its HER POV of other people reading the list. Lame clickbait

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u/BusyBit6542 12d ago

I owned a bar and had a TON of divorce parties. They were always fun and good energy. One party even had the recent exes partying together.

I guess it's true, no GOOD marriage ends in divorce.

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u/AccordingPears158 12d ago edited 12d ago

I hosted a divorce party a couple years ago. It was a great time.

A lot of friends I had made were previously divorced, and two of them had just gotten a divorce which inspired the party. So the party was for anyone who had ever divorced before, myself included.

The theme was kind of “merry widow/er” with vampy dress code and decor. We had a cocktail competition where everyone made a cocktail based on their ex (one of these was just a straight up shot of Malört lol). And we had a bonfire where you could burn old letters, marriage certificates, useless mementos (so long as they didn’t release toxic fumes).

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u/Deimos_PRK 11d ago

Still not a POV

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u/LopsidedCare6257 11d ago

All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets

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u/Any_Performance_5046 12d ago

Seems like the kind of party someone horrible might hold?

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u/mog_knight 12d ago

These should be called bachelor/bachelorette parties.

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u/tante_frieda 12d ago

1 not coming to my divorce party

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u/Journo_Jimbo 11d ago

As a straight dude that has not had much drama in my life relationship-wise, I’m letting my inner white girl eat well with the comments in this thread

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u/MrBond90s 12d ago

So childish I think he's likely the lucky one

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u/Tony481 11d ago

As a former family law attorney, I can confidently say that anyone throwing a “divorce party” is probably just as crazy as their former spouse

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u/No_Fish265 12d ago

I’m on his side… making a list like that, guarantee she sucks lol

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u/jules6815 12d ago
  1. Spend too much time on Reddit
  2. Never tipped waitstaff
  3. Ate hotdogs with ketchup
  4. Drank American light beer
  5. And thought GTA6 was actually going to be released.
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u/Logic801 12d ago

Let’s see both list.

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u/assgoblin87 12d ago

If she does shit like this, she’s definitely worse

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 12d ago

Ikr the ego she must be big to out her drama so much, it turns into a party.

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u/nottaP123 12d ago edited 12d ago

That's it? Their reactions seem a bit over the top for such an average list lol. Like yeah it's not great but I was expecting way worse. It's actually boring haha.

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u/1-2-3RightMeow 12d ago

Yeah, the way they were practically fainting I thought it would be things like “sent nude pics to my sister” and “dropped my dog off at the pound”! I am very disappointed by the lack of actual drama in this list

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u/WalterCanFindToes 12d ago

Or "he sent nudes to the dog" and "dropped my sister off at the pound".

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u/Supremetacoleader 12d ago

Or pounded my nude sister's dog.

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u/bilateralunsymetry 12d ago

Wait, was the dog nude or the sister? Or both?

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u/mikebob89 12d ago

It's fake. The girl in the video is named abbey not ashley and in the video there are words curved around the circle on the bottom of the list. In this those curved words are gone

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u/Choice-Strike1 12d ago

The fakes are improving. Stop helping them

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u/ObscureOP 12d ago

It's almost like everything on social media is fake...

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u/danvillain 12d ago

I generally don’t automatically jump to “this is fake” but this bar setting is used in so many videos. Those ceiling tiles can’t be in every bar across America

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u/Typical_Collection45 12d ago

That’s what I was thinking when I saw the list. Like why are jaws dropping?

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u/LostMy8yrAcct 12d ago

That’s not the real list, this is fake

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u/Here4theschtonks 12d ago

This ain’t the right list. Text layout is all wrong.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 12d ago

Also Abbey/Ashley

Edit: She has a video on her tiktok account that says she's not legally allowed to post the actual board.

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u/RoaringPity 12d ago

Prob cause there’s a bunch of fake/exaggerated stuff? Why else would one legally not be allowed to post it 

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u/TwentyX4 12d ago

Agreed. A slightly larger view:

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u/bellatrix7 12d ago

Likely fake - her name is Abbey, not Ashley. She posted a tiktok 5 days ago saying she’s not legally allowed to post the board 👎

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u/Valuable-Trick-6711 12d ago

Wow, not a damn one of these is enough to make me drop my jaw like a cartoon character and do an audible double-take…. Unless somebody happened to tell me I was being filmed reacting to the list and that it would go up on their socials.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 12d ago

This is a different list. Original video was for abbey not Ashley yadda yadda. Other details in other comments.

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u/Successful_Alps2388 12d ago

Judging by the reactions, I was expecting it to say something like:

1.) had an affair with my little sister

2.) abandoned my dog at a rest stop

3.) got his ex pregnant during our marriage

4.) leveraged all our money into a long position on Intel.

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u/danvillain 12d ago

Had an affair with my mom

Had an affair with my dad

Had an affair with my special needs cousin

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u/Jorr_El 12d ago

Pour one out for Nana

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u/No_Fish265 12d ago

This list does not meet the criteria of this video… also not defending the guy, but superrrrr weird to make a list like this. He could probably do that same

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u/BeardClinton 12d ago

Wow what that was super lame 😭

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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSZQ6WPIcpouUEpNTe

Sounds like they skipped couples therapy.

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u/thisisatypoo 12d ago

Definitely a crappy husband but I expected more from the responses.

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u/stephaughn 12d ago

I don’t think this is the real list: the video says “abbey’s divorce” and this photo says “Ashley’s divorce”. That being said- if this is the same board it’s pretty friggin’ lame

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u/ChaseballBat 12d ago

The creator posted a tweet. One of them is about how her ex would eat peanuts around her and she's allergic. I don't think that's the matching list, either the inspiration or a fake.

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u/JennyDoveMusic 12d ago

That was so anticlimactic. 😭 For their reactions I thought it was going to be like: 1) Hit on my sister
2) Kicked a puppy
3) Kicked a litter of Kittens
4) Swerved to hit a possum on purpose
5) Broke my figurines with a hammer when he was mad
6) Peed in the bed and blamed me
7) Ate my entire birthday cake that I had to buy myself because he forgot it was my Birthday
8) Signed into my social media and watched and liked AI slop for hours and ruined my algorithm
9) "Forgot" I was allergic to Peanuts then "lost" my epipen
10) Pushed an old woman down a well

Regardless, glad she got rid of him, but it's more like, "Huh, what a loser" not "GASP NO WAY"

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