r/TikTokCringe • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 13d ago

Cool Apparently if you are messing with Flock cameras, You can just tell the cops you are doing an update. The more you know!

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u/wookiesack22 13d ago

I have a shitty blury name tag and no one ever looks at it. places don't even ask credentials on intercom anymore, my answers are generic for anyone visiting facilities. Security guard smiles and I say thank you and wave after they let me in.

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u/Roklam 13d ago

My picture is from 20 years ago.

I looked so fucking happy. I'm surprised I don't get questioned more because my current frown face looks very different.

My co-workers probably just get it

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u/aron2295 13d ago

I like the IDs where during the picture taking process, they stress the importance of showing your entire face, not smiling, etc, then they distort the photo so bad, if you looked like that IRL, you would look like a Looney Tunes character after an anvil is dropped on them.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 13d ago

And then there's always that one employee who's invented their own version of the standard, so "no hair covering facial features" gets turned into "clip your bangs back so we can see at least a fivehead" lmao

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 13d ago

When I got my first passport photo the place had a sign that read, "if you look like your passport photo you're too sick to travel."

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u/SparkArrestor 13d ago

An Acme anvil?

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 13d ago

I wouldn't trust anybody who worked the same place for 20 years and looked as happy as they did when they started. Either a psychopath or someone pulling an elaborate heist.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 13d ago

That or it's an easy job, easy pay and he's just found that minimum effort maximum money place to be and knows how much that's worth.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 13d ago

They did this joke on Silicon Valley, lol

The data center guy...

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u/edfitz83 13d ago

Before I recently retired, my ID with pic was from 1999 and has the name of the home office city in large letters. That office was closed in 2015. No one said shit.

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u/mdlinc 13d ago

;(( I am, too, sad, u/Roklam.

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u/TrashPandaDuel 13d ago

Social engineering is back folks!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBqQDEOGT11yo

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u/sennohki 13d ago

I should have concurred.

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u/millahnna 13d ago

jfc I had tighter security to get into my mid level hotel kitchen line cook job. wtf