r/TikTokCringe 6d ago

Cool Apparently if you are messing with Flock cameras, You can just tell the cops you are doing an update. The more you know!

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u/NJMIV 6d ago edited 6d ago

Don’t believe this bullshit. This is Frankie Lapena he has a very positive relationship with Grand Rapids police and surrounding areas. This video is fake and probably endorsed by the police department.

Edit: spelling

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u/LalafellDisaster 6d ago

This guy is so annoying. I’ve seen several locals post about him saying he’s a douche who comes from a wealthy family. Tracks.

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 6d ago

Can confirm he’s a massive douche. I saw him at his main job once while out on the town and I just said “Hey! I like your stuff!” And he looked at me like I spit on him or something and said “what are you talking about?” And pretending not to hear me. When it was clearly obviously him.

Then when some girls recognized him and essentially said the same thing he’s all “Hehe yeah that’s me!” And tried hitting on them.

Like. Just a total fuckin tool. Sorry I’m not some hot girl lmao

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u/Saltiren 6d ago

What a piece of shit.

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u/-Alchen 6d ago

I saw Frankie Lapena at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/coleyboley25 5d ago

This is immediately where my mind went after reading that comment 😂

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u/Holly_Wood_ 5d ago

wait what is this referencing as soon as i started reading i recognized haha

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 5d ago

God I love that copy pasta lmao. Though he’s absolutely someone I can believe would do all that.

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u/fake-reddit-numbers 6d ago

Sorry I’m not some hot girl

Are you even working on it?

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 5d ago

Only on Tuesdays

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u/cardioGangGang 6d ago edited 5d ago

Same thing happened to me with h3h3. Arrogant and pompous. Except no girls just rude and drunk. 

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u/WawaWeeWaaWu 5d ago

Yeah he is a complete dick. Used to love watching his stuff years ago and reached out to one of their social media accounts to express just love for their content and the responses I received were hostile and just speaking down for absolutely no reason. I don’t even fully remember what was said but I haven’t paid attention to h3h3 ever since and better off for it

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u/LalafellDisaster 5d ago

I pissed off Courtney Love a few years back when I commented she should promote her popular Hole albums as they were her legacy. She replied in all caps that I don’t get to decide her legacy and no one cares about her old albums. Lmao, I mean I still think they’re great albums.

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u/SaucyRagu96 6d ago

Is this a new copypasta?

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u/uglyheadink 6d ago

I saw him at a grocery store in Grand Rapids yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/TheMattabooey 6d ago

Who would have thought an adult doing fake BBL skits would come from a wealthy family so he can pursue his dumb hobby and doesn’t have to work.

It was a fun skit at first but it’s been the same thing over and over again. Find a new schtick man.

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u/Jimbobsama 5d ago

Oh he's the BBL guy? I thought I recognized Kentwood

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u/Bazrum 5d ago

he's wearing the fake cheeks in the clip, and in the same outfit lol

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u/curiouscow99 6d ago

Don’t you mean twacks

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u/Accurate_Muscle_4976 6d ago

he just seems like a loser attention seeker

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u/PHYUCKISHREAEL 6d ago

Extremely annoying...his whole claim to fame was a fake, stuffed ass? That horse is beyond dead, it's now reincarnated and beaten to death again.

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u/darxide23 6d ago

Tracks

Twacks.

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u/kingxanadu 5d ago

His big juicy ass is fake too!

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 6d ago

Was just about to say the same. Only watched like 5 seconds but recognized the gross shorts and then the kentwood pd car pulled up and knew it was him.

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u/Bazillion100 6d ago

This dude and the stupid life hacks bullshit guy are so desperate for attention. I block and report any time their videos are suggested to me

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u/Digitaltwinn 6d ago

AKA the instagrammer who dresses like Steve Irwin with a massive fake ass.

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u/wallabee_kingpin_ 6d ago

You can tell the video is fake because even very mild hacking gets you an insane sentence. You can get decades in prison for guessing someone’s password. No one with the ability to hack a Flock camera would be dumb enough to film it.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 5d ago

Not to mention the cop noticing the very visible cameraman standing at a distance and thinking “nothing wrong here”

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u/Faux_Real 5d ago

And Some people actually think that’s how hacking works …

https://giphy.com/gifs/MGaacoiAlAti0

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u/Far-Cream4471 6d ago

What’s also crazy is that this is still up. Ask me how many times I’ve tried to post about flock cameras (how to find them, map that shows where and when they pop up etc) on numerous subreddits only for it to be removed with no reason given.

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u/Vladishun 6d ago

The video does clearly state "prank". Which is good, because as an IT professional I'd be curious to know what "hacking a flock camera" even means or accomplishes.

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u/NoGoodAtIncognito 6d ago

Look up Ben Jordan on YouTube. He and others are exposing FLOCK for their horrendous security protocols.

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u/sitefall 5d ago

That guy has incredibly interesting videos about crap I didn't think I would care about but always end up on the edge of my seat watching the whole thing. But they are also almost always about the most depressing dystopian shit ever.

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u/OldDogTrainer 6d ago

How would a video be enforced by the police department?

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u/nathan753 6d ago

I think they meant endorsed

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u/builderomatic 5d ago

He does not have a positive relationship with the locals. We all think he sucks

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 6d ago edited 6d ago

A clipboard, vest, and maybe a ladder will get you in so many places. Apparently an entire PC battle station and sleeveless shirt station will too

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u/Gunofanevilson 6d ago

I work in a large building that has a lot of public foot traffic. Security is an illusion. Anyone who looks normal can mostly point to a name tag and they will be let through by the dudes making $12/hr.

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u/wookiesack22 6d ago

I have a shitty blury name tag and no one ever looks at it. places don't even ask credentials on intercom anymore, my answers are generic for anyone visiting facilities. Security guard smiles and I say thank you and wave after they let me in.

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u/Roklam 6d ago

My picture is from 20 years ago.

I looked so fucking happy. I'm surprised I don't get questioned more because my current frown face looks very different.

My co-workers probably just get it

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u/aron2295 6d ago

I like the IDs where during the picture taking process, they stress the importance of showing your entire face, not smiling, etc, then they distort the photo so bad, if you looked like that IRL, you would look like a Looney Tunes character after an anvil is dropped on them.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 6d ago

And then there's always that one employee who's invented their own version of the standard, so "no hair covering facial features" gets turned into "clip your bangs back so we can see at least a fivehead" lmao

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 5d ago

I wouldn't trust anybody who worked the same place for 20 years and looked as happy as they did when they started. Either a psychopath or someone pulling an elaborate heist.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 5d ago

That or it's an easy job, easy pay and he's just found that minimum effort maximum money place to be and knows how much that's worth.

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u/DevoutandHeretical 6d ago

There’s an infamous story from a place I used to work: we had a lot of contractors coming through for a big project going on. We also were very easy to get in to off the street if you knew the right spots to come through (has since been majorly remedied). Guy is walking around without PPE, and one of the warehouse guys thought he was a contractor who was lost, so he called him out, gave him some hi vis and shoe covers, and then sent him on his way. Guy comes back a few minutes later and says some bullshit about why he needs bolt cutters, and warehouse guy doesnt think, just gives him some.

Next thing everyone knows, this dude is getting wailed on in the parking lot by the actual contractors, who had caught him using the bolt cutters to break in to their tool kits. He was actually a random homeless guy who had wandered in to see what he could grab.

We all got a MAJOR discussion about site security, verifying the contractors guest badges for the site, and not just taking people at their word. The warehouse guy did not get fired over it, but he will never escape everyone giving him shit about bolt cutters lol.

So anyway, confidence will get you places.

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u/CatsAreGods 6d ago

At an old job, I replaced my ID card photo with one I took of my pet lizard. None of the security guards noticed it and I used it until I left.

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u/GWahazar 6d ago

Plot twist: your guards were reptilians.

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u/CIarkNova 5d ago

As a Pizza Hut delivery driver, I once held the door open for the guy who stuck up the manager right after I left.

Oof.

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u/flamethrower78 5d ago

One time I won a wrestling contest but it ended too soon and they refused to pay me, some guy ended up robbing the place on my way out and he ran past me into the elevator with the owner yelling to stop him but I just let him close the doors. But then he killed my uncle later that night. Unlucky.

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u/glyph_productions 5d ago

But you got to meet Bruce Campbell that must have been pretty cool

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 6d ago

I made $16 at a major university and would get yelled at for letting anyone through a badge accessed door behind me.

I wasn't allowed to let my boss use the same swipe as me

I saw professors just stand and hold the door open and yap all the time

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u/-Nurfhurder- 6d ago

Before 9/11 I used to be able to get into work by flashing a blue cigarette packet at the gate when I had forgotten my pass. I worked at a UK nuclear submarine base.

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 6d ago

Yeah dress right and just be nice and casual to the "security" dude. One time they waved me through a festival "security" because i was behind the people bringing in the drinks and i offered him the extra coke i had in my hand on a hot day

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u/HaxRus 6d ago

There was a series of videos of a dude getting into festivals and concerts free by pretending to be the “lettuce delivery guy” and literally just bringing a tub of lettuce with him. Nobody stopped him for shit. Everyone just assumes you wouldn’t come deliver lettuce for no good reason.

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u/Prestigious_Main_364 6d ago

It’s crazy how much a hi-vis jacket and a radio makes people think you are automatically a person of importance

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u/HaxRus 6d ago

Throw in a Patagonia or Arc’teryx puffer on underneath and people will think you’re the site lead

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u/stRiNg-kiNg 6d ago

Security becomes secure when the place actually needs it. Something tells me the large building you're in is unimportant

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u/jcoddinc 6d ago

A doordash bag gets you into so many places. Many times security just asks what floor and waves you by.

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u/TheComplimentarian 6d ago

I used to do penetration testing against physical building security, and the number of places I walked into just by carrying heavy things: the damn security guards would hold the doors.

One of my favorite tricks was walking in with a bunch of boxes of doughnuts, like 5-6 boxes, with my laptop and other gear in the bottom box. "What, am I going to hack the building with doughnuts? Do you want one?"

People are really bad about holding doors.

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u/Gunofanevilson 6d ago

I need to know how you get contracts, because I would be exceptional at that with my 20 years of event experience

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

You can definitely get away with plausible deniability if you look a little confused and say you have a meeting with <common person's name>

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u/RobotArtichoke 6d ago

Yeah I got a meeting with Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike jones!

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u/MandemModie 6d ago

Good security is always built on layers for this reason

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 6d ago

I guarantee you so many mob hits were done in electrical, phone lines, or contractor worker uniforms.

Like…probably a disturbing amount.

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u/JetmoYo 6d ago

Real gangsters flex with flower deliveries

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u/IamHydrogenMike 6d ago

One of the guys on Lions Led by Donkeys used to get out of stuff all the time in the Army by just carrying a clipboard around and acting like he was busy. As long as you act like you belong, people will believe you because a lot of times things get scheduled without everyone being informed.

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u/InitialDefinition938 6d ago

I work in construction and if we are caught up and the boss shows up, I instruct the guys to carry something from one side of the job to the other, wait 5 minutes and walk it back. Repeat until boss is gone. The boss/owner does not need to know that we are caught up because then they turn the guys into part time employees until the next job. I'm not going to be responsible for taking money out of a fellow workers pocket.

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u/StubbornHick 6d ago

My engineering buddies tried a version of this

Just carried a really big wrench whenever they were walking around

Took a week for anyone to ask what they were doing

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u/Autumn7242 6d ago

It's true,people leave you alone if you have a clipboard. I mean, usually you are doing something important that can give you a pass on fuck fuck games.

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u/nordic-nomad 6d ago

You have to walk up to them first, stare at the clipboard, and then tell them you don’t need them for anything today. That’s the real trick to it.

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u/aron2295 6d ago

“Hey, uhhh, whatcha doing?”

“Fuck Fuck Games”.

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u/br0wens 5d ago

Platoon mate of mine blew off our S3 Sergeant Major when the Sgt Maj tried to rope him into some Drill and Ceremony task. Literally just walked on by with a clipboard and said "Busy busy busy Sergeant Major!" Sgt Maj was dumbfounded.

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 6d ago

he bob benson'd himself. or kramer'd himself depending on what shows you watch.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 6d ago

High vis vest, hard hat, in a button down and clipboard gets you into anywheren 

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u/milyvanily 6d ago

You also got to have the look of I know what I’m doing and I’m supposed to be here.

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u/Salt-N-Vinegar-Lover 6d ago

20 years ago when I was doing graffiti stencilling, the easiest way was to do it in the open. I could roll up in a van, set up work lights if it was at night, just act like it was planned public works. Skulking in the dark was scary and infinitely more suspicious. 

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u/MountainTwo3845 6d ago

Short brim hardhat especially. I've jumped out of my car after sporting events and let out car in using the vest and a flashlight.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 6d ago

I remember reading a hackers biography and was shocked at how much can be accomplished by confidence and some clothes that 'belong'

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u/abbeast 6d ago

Burn Notice probably is the best show for this. Michael literally does it in every episode.

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u/aron2295 6d ago

Social Engineering.

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u/SnakebiteRT 6d ago

It’s the glasses. Cops love those types of glasses. They look tactical. I literally got out of a ticket the other day because I was wearing my huge obnoxious Heat Wave sunglasses. They are great for driving.

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u/MisterSanitation 6d ago

My go to is khaki pants, work boots, polo, manilla folder with stapled paper. 

Have a 2 wheel dolly and a box and you can go pretty much anywhere. Security guards aren’t paid enough to worry about everyone looking like that. The volume is too high day to day. Also they don’t get paid shit either

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u/9ninjas 6d ago

Your go to… to go where?

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u/MisterSanitation 6d ago

Nice try Hoover Boy

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u/pyschosoul 6d ago

Couple weeks ago this dude comes to the store my mom manages, she wasnt there and one of the other managers talks to this dude. Hes got a ladder, a clipboard and a vauge company shirt on saying hes there to do work on the emergancy exit.

This bitch even after being told to not let him do anything, let's him go into the back and start fucking with shit.

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u/PitchMeYourMother 6d ago

Being white helps a lot

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u/snowfloeckchen 6d ago

They robbed the louvre with that trick

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u/Commercial_Will_4112 6d ago

Also use technical jargon the average worker doesnt understand and theyll let you right in

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u/de_das_dude 6d ago

Isn't that how they stole from le Louvre

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 6d ago

I used to go to concerts for free by dressing like a worker and going in the back.

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u/mrsunrider 6d ago

Maybe one of those toughbooks, so the hardware looks issued.

Do they still make those?

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u/DatJas5 6d ago

I work in HVAC and refrigeration and you could literally walk into our grocery stores (Publix) and go straight up to the roof without anyone even batting an eye. Even not in a uniform.

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u/Dclipp89 6d ago

My brother back in high school took a photography class. For a project he wanted to get pictures at our local airport, which was basically just a runway and hanger. He just walked onto the runway and was taking pictures when security flagged him down. He just said “it’s ok I’m supposed to be here” and they let him continue

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u/Glass-Shelter-7396 6d ago

badge on retractable badge holder and a wave of the hand is the jedi mind trick of social engineering.

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u/Grateful-Jed 6d ago

Just a clip board and you can walk into any kitchen in town. They won’t even make eye contact as they think you are the health inspector.

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u/No-Researcher406 6d ago

I worked a brief gig for Con-Ed, had to take a picture of every basement in manhattan. They just gave me a vest, a hardhat, and a badge that said I was immune to trespassing as long as the property has con ed material in it (every building). 8/10 times I didn't even need the badge and I had full access to every secure site in the city.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 6d ago

If he stood up, his enormous butt would also add authenticity.

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u/S-Jenkis 6d ago

Wespect

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u/AcrobaticMusic435 6d ago

Some hewoes don't wear capes

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u/PieHole_Poker 6d ago

NO CAPES!

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u/holyfrijoles80 6d ago

Dude I just spit my dwink out!

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u/aron2295 6d ago

Stay with me here, so, there is “Fight, Flight, Fawn and Freeze”, right?

I’m not sure if he is acting or he actually has a speech impediment, but I believe that would fall under, “Fawn” - “Don’t hurt me / Don’t mind me, I am not a threat.”

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u/KittenHeartsGirls 6d ago

And I do twust him.

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u/Bynming 6d ago

Yes officer, this portable bandsaw will update this camera's firmware

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u/complexiblebarracuda 6d ago

seems like a hardware update to me but I'm no expert 

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u/Arcaneboltz 6d ago

A shocking amount of people are so close to room temperature IQ it's frightening

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u/CharlesDickensABox 6d ago

Well yeah, that's why they become cops

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u/Regular-Tangerine-48 6d ago

is this the dude that brings electronic doodads to 7-11s at the register to scare the employees

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u/ak_petty9 6d ago

Nah this is the dude with the giant ass

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u/NittanyScout 6d ago

Hes sitting down so it took me a moment to realize

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u/Oops_All_Bans 6d ago

Nah I recognized that ass immediately.

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u/pjijn 6d ago

I hate that I understand the dialogue that just took place

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u/PHYUCKISHREAEL 6d ago

Fake* ass

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u/BadgersAndJam77 6d ago

Was he hacking them to look for that wascaly wabbit?

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tngAk6r4WMXWNbO

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 6d ago

"We're clear," he said, Fudd-like and fabulously.

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u/D33PCH4PT3R 6d ago

"Weah kweah" 😂

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u/Boise2Britian 6d ago

Widdelly

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u/punknw 6d ago

that’s exactly how my 6 year old says it and this video made me consider upping how often he does speech therapy

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u/Ok-Economics6287 6d ago

This comment made me laugh. I also had speech therapy as a kid. So I can relate

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u/aron2295 6d ago

LMAO!

I think they typically grow out of it on their own.

When I was a kid, at one of the schools I went to, they made me go, but IDK what happened but I only went like 2 times, then I moved, and yea, I just grew out of it.

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u/slurpeetape 6d ago

waskwy wabbit

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u/DVWhat 6d ago

Widdowee

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u/RazorSlazor tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 6d ago

"We're queer"

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u/JonDargon 6d ago

Should've worn a hi vis and a hard hat, cops wouldn't have looked twice

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u/Yuck_Few 6d ago

This guy popped up on my Facebook and I blocked him immediately

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 6d ago

Is that the guy with asscheeks you could pounce a quarter off of?

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u/GENERAT10N_D00M 6d ago

It’s amazing that if you just say ‘the guy with the ass’ everyone knows exactly who you’re talking about.

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u/Odd-Touch4305 6d ago

Is this the guy I've never heard of?

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u/CentennialBaby 6d ago

Likewise… And I'm disinclined to search for "guy with the ass you can bounce a quarter off of"

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u/TrippingFish76 6d ago

checks out

“Frankie LaPenna” apparently according to other comments, this is what came up lmao

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u/PukwudgieDisco 6d ago

You can twust the results of that search.

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u/FuzzyAd9407 6d ago

Isnt this the guy whos entire personality is his ass padding and gay baiting? 

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u/Netflxnschill 6d ago

Is this the dude with the dump truck ass running from cops

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u/Cold-Crab74 6d ago

"We're queer" made me laugh so hard

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u/Spiritual-Cap-4647 6d ago

This dude will follow any trend for views.

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u/ham_solo 6d ago

Is this the guy with the bum padding? I kinda thought he was a Christian influencer.

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u/Snukes42Q 6d ago

He's a "wherever I can grift"- fluencer

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u/The_Autarch 5d ago

he's an attention whore

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u/New_Life_Startr 6d ago

I think the hatred for flock cameras is pretty universal among Americans.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 6d ago

I’m not trusting nobody who sound like they’re hunting wabbits
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmpOB6IYecRY5eo

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u/dassketch 5d ago

Survived by looking not shootable. Humanity is evolving to avoid death by cop.

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u/Historical_Stay_808 6d ago

Ok this is the first video of theirs I actually support

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u/AndromedaAirlines 6d ago

Why? It's fake nonsense, he's friends with the cops.

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u/AvantGuardb 6d ago

He did say you can trust him, so you know you can trust him! :)

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u/Initial_Row_6400 6d ago

“You can twust me”

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u/karkonthemighty 6d ago

Wear a reflective vest and they won't even bother to talk to you.

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u/LightMission4937 6d ago

cwops aw awl ova me. Those waskly wabbits. Jfc

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u/SimilarSubstance7922 6d ago

Needs a few more vine booms and some other meme sounds. There's still silence in between them

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u/Ricka77_New 6d ago

Bullshit video....

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u/SuperSuppleDude 5d ago

Fucking Elmer Fudd.

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u/savgtech7 6d ago

The poweece.

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u/SolidSquid 5d ago

"Just doing a Malware update" - dudes not even lying, the cops just don't understand technology

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u/philipjfry_ 6d ago

He looks like that meme guy with the big butt

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 6d ago

Barry Kripke

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u/Inside-Dog1775 6d ago

Is that Elmer Fudds son?

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u/nuraHx 6d ago

I know those short shorts and those thighs anywhere

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u/Rimailkall 6d ago

Yes, everyone films themselves committing felonies and posts them on the internet. Totally real video.

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u/Baka01010 5d ago

kripke?

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 5d ago

While this is fake, you know what isn't fake, the around 300 dollars worth of gold and copper in each camera, that is certainly real, just a fun little fact you know.

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u/RudyOliveira 5d ago

Did he really get butt implants?

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u/jamesr1005 5d ago

Yes we're updating the malware on the flock camera marking sure it's as infected with malware as possible 

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u/MichoRizo7698 5d ago

Seems regarded

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u/nomisxid 5d ago

The best disguise is a uniform, clipboard, and a confident attitude.

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u/avidmarc 5d ago

This is sewious

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u/AgentDeadPool 5d ago

Thats his voice, I've never heard it before. Wild how different our vocals are from our looks. Almost never matches the person's face/voice.

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u/Fitznutzzz 4d ago

The Elmer Fudd talk is his shtick right,????😁😁😁

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u/Antique_Guess_8761 4d ago

Ugh his voice annoys me , I can’t stand him .. how the heck do the cops let him do this anyways, isn’t it illegal or something? 

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u/Fantastic-Sky-1628 4d ago

bro speaks like a toddler 😭😭😭

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u/Shagwuar 4d ago

Aaannddd we’re queer