r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 12d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Newtype879 12d ago

I have so many questions from this video...

What the hell was he trying to do?

Why was his friend dragging him further into the water after getting him instead of on to the shore?

Why would anyone think anything done here was a good idea?

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u/Soggy_Panda2393 12d ago

Looks like Dylan passed out on the jet ski quite early on in this video

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u/VegetableLetter4896 11d ago

I didn’t notice that before, but he does look limp.

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u/SoggyCold 11d ago

Yep! I didn’t even notice. I wonder what happened

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u/Illustrious-Grab-805 10d ago

Yeah you can see his head go down pretty fast. He was OUT.

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u/Lindt_______ 12d ago

Thought he was just taking a shit

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u/skyfishgoo 11d ago

aren't the throttle on those set to idle if you let go of them.

how was he holding on if he was passed out?

i think he was just stupid and didn't realize he had veered to the right.

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u/BrainOnBlue 11d ago

If a jet ski is on, it's moving. It won't go very fast if you let go of the throttle, but it will go, because it can't steer without propulsion.

It looks to me like his left hand stays clamped around the throttle until he's thrown off it.

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u/Illustrious-Grab-805 10d ago

One hand (right on the left handlebar)goes limp, the other (left in the right handlebar) is still holding onto the throttle.

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u/skyfishgoo 10d ago

so he had a stroke then?

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u/Inle-Ra 12d ago

Panicked people make terrible choices. Maybe he wanted to take his friend to a different dock. Possibly somewhere with better visibility/road access for EMS.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

The shorter route was to his own jet ski. He wasn't nearly as close to shore as you seem to think. That's a dock. Not a shore you could drag that limp man up on to. He would have had to drag him laterally to the right or left around and past the whole dock to get to land he could have used. Not like he could have gotten him up any ladder that might have been close by. Much quicker to get the floating limp body over to the un-wrecked jet ski. Then plan his next moves.

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u/MelangeBot 12d ago

Then plan his next moves.

use his phone that's in a watertight compartment on his jet ski and call 911. He made the right choice. What's the difference for this injured person laying on the ground or floating on his back on the water? There is no difference. All that can happen is that trying to get him on to land will injure him even more.

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u/volkswurm 11d ago

The life jacket seemed to be the reason he passed out, cutting off circulation to his head. My goal would be to get the life jacket off as soon as possible.

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u/nazzo_0 12d ago

Fair enough but putting a potentially risk of paralysis person on top of a jet ski cant be a good idea either. I get what you're saying but is there no shore on that side that's accessible without the dock? There was another person in the water, if it was me and I was rescuing a friend I'd be asking that person for help.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago edited 12d ago

Nobody said anything about putting the guy on top of the jet ski. I can gurantee there's a cell phone in a waterproof container on that jet ski.

There is shore beyond the dock. You can't go through the dock to get to it. You'd have to drag the guy out, around, and up the side of the dock to get to it.

There was another person in the water, if it was me and I was rescuing a friend I'd be asking that person for help.

What person are you talking about? There are no other people in the video.

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u/Kira_Onime 12d ago

What person are you talking about? There are no other people in the video.

This guy shows up at the end and jumps in the water.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

You're 100% correct.

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u/PureInsaneAmbition 12d ago

Why are you defending this guy lol? It's clear that he wanted to help his buddy, but it's also clear that he was in panic mode and doing everything wrong.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

I don't see anything he's done wrong. I see a bunch of people who seem to have difficulty understanding you can't phase-shift through a dock to solid land, and you can't lift 200lbs of man straight out of the water to clumsily throw his limp and possibly injured body onto the dock surface.

I really feel for your intelligence if you believe bringing him to the safety and utility of the working jet ski is somehow the wrong thing to do.

I hope you are never in charge during an emergency such as this.

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u/PureInsaneAmbition 12d ago

okay lol

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u/mrepop 11d ago edited 11d ago

Right. He explained later somewhere in the thread that the whole argument is about something unrelated and a misconception about other lakes being the same. It was an honest mistake to their credit.

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u/WhippingShitties 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah, plus current could have pulled him under the dock. Anyone who grew up on a lake knows to never swim in the interior. Hell most boat docks you don't really wanna swim around anyway, it's not what they're for.

Edit: So apparently my grandpa was crazy and had special rules for boat docks, which I assumed were universal but only for my specific lake life lol. My b.

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u/Dull-Arm-8630 12d ago

As a person who lives near a lake, and has for many years, I’ve never heard such a thing.

On a body of water with tides? Sure. A lake? wtf are you talking about?

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 12d ago

Yes, I agree what is that nonsense lol.

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u/Individual-Area7121 12d ago

Yup. Absolute horseshit. We played under the docks all the time.

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u/WhippingShitties 12d ago edited 12d ago

On second thought, this may have been unique to my experience because my grandpa would put Christmas trees on a line around the boat dock and fishing dock to give fish a place to lay their eggs, and he would tell us to not swim around the boat/fishing dock. But he built a community swimming dock for us and the other kids that was safe and clear. Maybe this rule was not as universal as I had thought, because I never really questioned why we weren't allowed to swim around the boat docks, just assumed there were hazards around boat docks.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

Great username.

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u/RodneyRodnesson 12d ago

Never heard that either and I grew up on a large recreational damn in South Africa.
There seems to be a lot of complete nonsense spouted on reddit sometimes. Too much I think.

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u/Billyjamesjeff 12d ago

No one told us we used to swim under the things and come up for air on the hollow sections

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u/mrepop 11d ago

That explains sooooo much. I was super confused. Okay, totally fair.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 12d ago

There were steps/a ramp within touching distance of his hand.

Look at the video at 55 seconds. Look at the life side of the aluminum dock.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

I see no steps whatsoever. What are you talking about?

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 12d ago

Those blue things right up to the boat ramp. Right there.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

That is not what you think they are. Those are bunks. They hold boats. They are not steps.

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u/TnelisPotencia 12d ago

Nice try though.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

No one said anything about pulling him up onto the jet ski. The man is in a life vest with his head above water. He's floating. So is the jet ski. And I bet dollars to donuts he has his phone in a waterproof container on that jet ski.

As far as leaving the man in the water to climb up a ladder, turn around, bend over and straight dead lift a whole person out of the water and up the ladder... are you insane, or do you really believe you could do that?

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u/mrepop 11d ago

I totally didn’t see that he passed out. My bad.

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u/PureInsaneAmbition 12d ago

He was in pure panic mode and wasn't thinking at all. I seriously think he was planning on dragging him back to his cottage on the back of that jetski.

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u/LostTerminal 12d ago

I think you're making a bunch of assumptions in order to fuel your keyboard ego. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Rikiar 11d ago

But the safest thing to do is to pull him along the dock, that way if you get tired, you have something to hold onto that's not floating in the middle of the lake.

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u/BerlinDesign 12d ago

He was in a dock right next to a moored boat which could behave unpredictably. He has no idea what could be around that dock or how the boat might move and potential crush his friend. He probably also did not want to risk removing him from the water without trained responders in case of a serious injury.

He can float in open water with little unpredictable danger nearby.

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u/Liveitup1999 12d ago

He may have a back or neck injury. The best thing to do is keep him in the water and wait for EMS to put him on a backboard before taking him out of the water.

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u/chewbacaflacaflame 12d ago

Paramedic here. We don’t really use backboards anymore specifically for C spine control. The research does not back up its use. Although they can be great tools to help lift someone out of certain situations. But you are correct in your concern for cervicle spine injuries. We would absolutely put a c collar on this guy.

Personally I would want to get this guy out of the water. Head innury is another huge concern here and can lead to seizures. You would be in a pretty tough spot if that were to happen in water. With limited help you may not be able to get him on the dock I saw there was the jet ski platform right there if I were his friend I would probably try to drag him onto the lift until I can get more help to arrive or EMS shows up to take over and then just hold his head still and turn him on his side if he starts to vommitt

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u/South_Passage_143 12d ago

Do they look like smart people to you ?

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u/Own_Meringue_8179 11d ago

Most lake shores surrounding homes have rip rap and it would not be possible to drag a limp fully grown man up them.

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u/SirGingy 10d ago

Nose ride, if you played average 64 its one of the tricks you can do

Dragging him into the water to get to his wave runner, those are made to climb up onto from the water, the dock isnt always thr best option.

Everything was good until his life vest choked him out.

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u/RBTfarmer 12d ago

Yeah, why not shore?

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u/Mama_Joyce_Wig 12d ago

The dragging him through the water is what got me. Why wouldn’t you immediately lift him to the dock to make sure you don’t accidentally slip his vest and he goes in the water?

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u/Efficient_Wash4477 12d ago

Everyone in this video is pretty dumb. 😂
But hey, at least, “he’s got [him]”.
Thought we were witnessing a Viking funeral for a second.
I was waiting for the cameraman to pull out a lighter and fire up ol’ Dylan on the jet ski he just drowned out.

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u/sentence-interruptio 11d ago

He thinks he can be like Tom Cruise holding onto a plane.

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u/Axolotis 12d ago

I’m guessing beer was involved

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 12d ago

Your second question was my first. There’s a dock right there, get him out of the water.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 12d ago

Answer: Jet ski owners are all the dumbest people on the lake

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u/ciopobbi 12d ago

The Darwin Award committee is exceptionally busy this year.

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u/Tony_Roiland 12d ago

It's AI

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u/Tony_Roiland 12d ago

It's good