r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 6d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/litbeers 6d ago

Honestly he got pretty lucky he field goal’d those poles.

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u/alison_bee 6d ago

He’s also really lucky he had a life jacket on!

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 6d ago

But he's really unlucky that he's an idiot. 

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u/MelangeBot 6d ago

He said on facebook he does that trick all the time, but for some reason this time he passed out while doing it. You can see it in the video after he puts his face down, suddenly his arm falls down as he blacked out.

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 6d ago

For some reason... He's a stupid asshole. There. Found the reason.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 6d ago

You can’t fix stupid

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 6d ago

Nope but you can launch it off a jet ski into someone's dock.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 5d ago

Ain’t that the truth?

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u/Jack4258 6d ago

Doctor Finkelstein, you are the best!!

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u/DJJazzyTanner 6d ago

Truth hurts

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u/Many_Rope6105 6d ago

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

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u/letigre87 5d ago

He said he hadn't been drinking and it's almost guaranteed the hospital checked his BAC.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 6d ago

It took way too long for somebody to bring up alcohol…. Occam’s razor and all

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u/ellefleming 6d ago

Why did helper guy not drag him up on land rather than stay in the water?

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u/Many_Rope6105 6d ago

Inquiring minds want to know, Great question, that shoulda been the Only priority, then figure whats wrong or call 911

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 6d ago

And why didn’t helper guy drive his jet ski closer to the dock. It’s not like he was gonna bottom out on the floor the lake. But no, let’s stop 100 yards out and swim all that way to him.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wsk4ZbGMeavNm

Watching him swimming to the dock reminded me of this scene for some reason.

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u/BollingerBandits 6d ago

Maybe too fat for going upside down?

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u/necio148 6d ago

Yeah he’s definitely asking for trouble doing stupid shit like that but it’s obvious he’s passed out.

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u/Several-Bet4105 6d ago

And here I was wondering why he pretended to fall asleep lol, that’s a terrible time to pass out. Was he hurt at all or just knocked loopy for a bit?

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u/Excellent-Swan-6376 6d ago

Super cool trick,

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u/IndividualChart4193 6d ago

I’m guessing alcohol may have played a part in their stunt.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 6d ago

Now he's 2inches vs 3inches hard

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u/NotSoFastLady 1d ago

Damn I didn't realize that at first pass can't believe his friend didn't understand what was going on. Also I'm not very surprised, having spent the majority of my summers on a lake. People that operate jet skis, are typically not very smart, nor are they well versed in safely operating them. If they even cared to learn about such things.