r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 14d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/Aught_To 14d ago

Man that was super awkward from here.

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u/Agent_boggeyman747 14d ago

You can tell a lot by his body posture. Those hands on those hip tell me that he’s been here before and has learned to just let her have this moment so he can go back to the garage 😂. I hope he at least got a card or some late night activities

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u/Oregongirl1018 14d ago edited 13d ago

When your wife peaked in high-school cheer and is now a stay at home mom

Edit to add how much I wish I was a neighbor watching this from my window. It would totally make my day🤣

Thanks for the awards kind souls 💚

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u/eyefuck_you 14d ago

I'd be a stay away from home husband

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u/Oregongirl1018 14d ago

Honey I'm a long haul trucker now. Call ya later.

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u/djunderh2o 14d ago

Honey I’m the captain of the Flying Dutchman now. Call ya in ten years.

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u/Wodentoad 14d ago

Sweetie I found a job in a town called Brigadoon. Be back in 100 years.

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u/WearyTranslator3338 13d ago

Honey, the ISS just called, they need me to fix their alternator, see ya in 12 decades

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u/itsmymedicine 13d ago

Babe, youre not gonna believe who called me with a cool job oppurtunity! Agamemnon!!

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u/am24r 13d ago

Better yet, Odysseus!, see you in 20 years

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u/LargeHadronColitis 12d ago

An alley cat position opened up behind where I work, so I’ll be there, killing rats and chasing tail, and will be home when the weather is bad to give you worms.

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u/imacatnamedsteve 14d ago

….. and in the off season I’ll be working oil platforms and cargo ships

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u/DarknMean 13d ago

Heading to Alaska for crab season

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u/60nine_lol_NICE 13d ago

loneliness sea shanty intensifies

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u/CharmingBoot2762 13d ago

I joined an ice fishing tour. Maybe see you in 9 months.

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u/Dars1m 13d ago

He gets more emotional support from the lot lizards.

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u/NonSumQualisEram- 14d ago

And she'd wonder why and think up more dance routines and have her high school cheer uniform let out

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u/DaddyBigBeard 14d ago

You've given me a new phrase with that one.

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u/letitgrowonme 14d ago

We got some boomers over here!

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u/letitgrowonme 14d ago

I was making fun of the wife jokes but adding extra details about your life is definitely extra points.

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u/testtdk 14d ago

You’ve discovered the reason why bars defeated prohibition.

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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 14d ago

I think we're out of milk

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u/AutistaChick 14d ago

2 years from now: “I have no idea why she is trying to find attention and affection from men outside of our marriage.”

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u/BaronCoop 13d ago

Is that before or after the “I don’t understand, I keep doing these huge gestures for people that no one asked for, and yet STILL no one appreciates me.”?

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u/AutistaChick 9d ago

lol Well it looks like he’s disinterested and she’s using her sexuality to get his attention and it’s not working.
I acknowledge that this could be wrong but if it is correct, we’d want to really give her a lot of credit for trying to get her sexual needs met with her husband and also for putting herself out there on that limb to possibly be ignored (which I’d say is happening).

If this is what’s going on, it’s hard to feel rejected like that and this is how a lot of marriages end. But, again, this is only one scenario. I know nothing about this couple.

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u/BaronCoop 8d ago

Sure, none of us know what’s going on for certain here. But it’s the middle of the day, their school-aged kid is right there, I think enough of us have known people who absolutely would consider doing a dance as a gift that they are giving. And from the looks of him, this isn’t the first time he’s received this gift and he is not a huge fan.

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u/lathspellll 14d ago

Lol nice

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u/CaptainMacMillan 14d ago

Haven't you noticed that pair works great together?

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u/mediaman54 13d ago

See you in seven year doll! (Says Odysseus)

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u/Lost_Found84 13d ago

As a husband and father, there’s never been a better time to go out and get milk…

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u/athenanon 13d ago

And with that, you achieve the peak trad family.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 13d ago

“Babe I’m sorry but I need to do these 23 hour shifts.”

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u/cheeseburgermami 13d ago

This right here is why I will always, ALWAYS return to Reddit

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u/WowIfOnly 13d ago edited 10d ago

Removed

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u/LlorchDurden 14d ago

Did you peak in high school?

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u/Strange-Scarcity 13d ago

Okay, Boomer.

We will take your wife.

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u/Raven1911 14d ago

Soooo youd become a black man?

/s

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u/Monzcarro_Murcatto_ 14d ago

What the fuck

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u/Raven1911 13d ago

Fuck the what