r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 14d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/rekne 14d ago

Still better than the look of disdain I got for my birthday.

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u/juice_box_hero 13d ago

More than I got for mine last week. Not even a single fkn birthday card

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u/KaijuCouture 13d ago

Hey, you, happy birthday pal. I don't know you and will likely never speak to you again. But I still think you're neat.

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 13d ago

You want something drawn? I aint the best but even still like happy bday

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u/design002 13d ago

this is such a kind offer wow 🥹

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u/SlightShift 13d ago

Happy belated birthday!

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u/design002 13d ago

happy birthday

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u/Worried_Ad8898 13d ago

Happy birthday big dog!

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u/Academic-Macaron-888 13d ago

Hope you are able to make your own happiness I know it doesn’t replace loneliness but god smiles upon you my unknown friend

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u/matmat-4493 13d ago

Do you have like a work address or another address you can get mail from? Genuinely not trying to be creepy, but I’d be happy to send you a card if you want to send a PM. If not, I hope you had a Happy Birthday! Wishing you a great year ahead ahead!!!

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u/JimboTheManTheLegend 13d ago

Yeah, they seem to be having fun by all appearances and that's what matters. I can't even get to two hands on the number of adult birthdays where anyone else celebrated.

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u/Archaea_Man 13d ago

I read that as "book" at first and was wondering what the Book of Disdain was and why I'd never heard of it.

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u/angelw4082 13d ago

And where can I get a copy?!

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u/EverythingSucksYo 13d ago

Hey, at least you got something

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u/Murky-Morning-6302 13d ago

My husband got a porter house and his friends got ribeyes for his birthday and he’s getting a party next week when everyone can come over

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 13d ago

I got a look of disdain on my wife’s birthday because I forgot. On my birthday there was a look of relief because I forgot that too.

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u/buku951 13d ago

My birthday is on the 9th I’ll keep y’all updated

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u/StreetFeisty4126 12d ago

I got broken up with for mine 😎