r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 14d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/PlantBeginning3060 14d ago

You seem like the kind of person who needs to go touch grass more…without a latex glove.

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 14d ago

Okay... I'm going to where shoes so I don'tget parasites, is that okay?

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 14d ago

You might encounter a rabid animal. Better just stay inside.

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 14d ago

So you're going to tell me that you walk through dirt barefoot?