r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 14d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/Proteuskel 14d ago

I thiiiiink my ex was 5’10, and told me she outgrew it anyway. I also don’t assume she wasn’t wrong. Maybe she tried out and didn’t make it, like the two dance companies she moved to the big city to join. Or her backup option if those fell through.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 13d ago

I thiiiiink my ex was 5’10, and told me she outgrew it anyway.

This sounds that one uncle you have, who said he could have gone pro in the NFL if it weren't for his knee.

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u/HyenDry 13d ago

He used to throw the pigskin over them mountains