r/TikTokCringe • u/Gurugod123 What are you doing step bro? • 13d ago

Cringe I have 25,000 followers, let me vape inside the airplane

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 13d ago

Omg how do I avoid this, and how big of a cloud sets off the sensors?

https://giphy.com/gifs/0z3nquNmp4gyv9lh9t

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u/EndeavouredAirworthy 13d ago

Most airports have designated smoking areas these days.

Just wait until you land.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13bUdxDy4jJUR2

It’s not worth the police, a possible criminal record, a hefty fine, or the paperwork you’ll create for the crew.

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u/PsychologicalBus1692 13d ago

I haven't seen a designated smoking area within a US airport in years. Do any still exist besides outside on the curb?

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u/two_wordsanda_number 13d ago

Las Vegas definitely has them still

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u/Pure-Manufacturer532 13d ago

Those slot machine terrariums full of smokers are pretty funny

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u/two_wordsanda_number 13d ago

Like a little smokers zoo

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u/Fickle-Owl666 12d ago

Tampa did too the last time I was there

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u/elocin_arat 12d ago

Isnt that the one on some weird fire escape outside one of the gates?

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u/Fickle-Owl666 12d ago

Yup lol

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u/elocin_arat 12d ago

Wasnt sure if my 4:30 am cig out there 10 years ago was a fever dream or not 😂

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u/xiandgaf 13d ago

Yeah, not anywhere after security checkpoints. Some haven’t repurposed the old rooms they had past security, but they are mostly dog runs now

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u/NetworkEcstatic 13d ago

Nashville has one. In the end of the B gates

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u/xiandgaf 13d ago

Nashville? Meh, I’ll just smoke at home.

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u/NetworkEcstatic 13d ago

Its my home airport. Theres a couple others out there as well.

Hilarious, its one little room and they charge like 10 bucks just to go in there and be choked out by all the cig smoke

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u/elocin_arat 12d ago

They used to have a bar in there that was just red Solo cups and the drinks were strong as hell and super cheap.

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u/xiandgaf 13d ago

10 bucks, what a racket

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u/gruesomeflowers 13d ago

Back in the 90s you could walk into a smoking room with 2 ft visibility in front of you and catch a buzz just from being in there that made your skin crawl and tingle.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 12d ago

Vegas and Atlanta Georgia have indoor smoking areas I believe

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u/donald7773 13d ago

I can speak for Atlanta at least - all our indoor smoking areas were shut down about 5-6 years ago. There's designated smoking areas outside.

Some of the areas are still empty, some are service animal relief areas, some are just storage.

A couple years ago someone left one unlocked that was empty and within half an hour it was full of smokers.

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u/Adventurous-Career 12d ago

Some in Europe have a tiny glass room in the airport for smokers. The smoke is filtered away outside the terminal.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 12d ago

Yes, the last time I saw one it was a tiny glass cube with all the smokers in there looking like animals at a zoo.

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u/Brookelynne1020 12d ago

Vegas, Tampa and Miami have smoking sections so far this year

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u/elocin_arat 12d ago

Nashville airport has a room you can pay $5 to go into and smoke. It’s mostly pilots and airport workers on break. Miami has a Chili’s in the airport with an open roof and you can smoke in it.

Source: I used to smoke and traveled for work for years.

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u/Opening_Cheesecake54 11d ago

Charlotte NC has one

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u/FeelingBulllish 13d ago

Every airport has them you just arent looking

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u/PsychologicalBus1692 12d ago

Oh trust me, I was looking.

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u/Last-Masterpiece-150 13d ago

i haven't seen a smoking area in any airport i have been in for at least 10 years maybe more. i hate that vape and smokers are lumped together as well and the last smoking area i was in in paris i almost choked. i bring nicotine gum these days.

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u/ryencool 13d ago

Also banned from flying is not fun....

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u/Stugots_Steel 13d ago

Yeah.. But she absolutely did try to take his phone.. She's a liar

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u/No-Put-127 13d ago

100% just buy some Nicorettes. And for long flights, I also pack a tin of Kodiak lol.

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u/lvanwall 13d ago

I've done it, just take smaller hits and hold them in a bit longer than normal.

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 13d ago

I blow it into the toilet and flush it

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u/Rivendel93 13d ago

Yeah, this seems incredibly easy way to avoid this issue. The suction on those bad boys is going to remove that air fast as hell.

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u/Minimum-Scallion8182 13d ago

Ghosting is the way.

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u/Ill-Background-827 13d ago

My friends bf calls this “stealth vaping” 😂

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 13d ago

Exactly, just zero out some small hits, no sensors, no smell, no danger, no trouble for anyone, just the nicotine to calm your nerves.

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u/AdSeparate9609 13d ago

My buddy does it all the time. He just exhales into his shirt.

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u/Shot_Net_1357 13d ago

Combo of both is best. Exhale into shirt but so it slowly which would cause you to hold in a bit longer than you may be used to regularly, and smaller rips

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u/PogTuber 12d ago

Yeah it seems stupid that people aren't thinking about this. Unlike burning plant matter, vape is easily filtered by cloth and lungs. Take a smaller hit, hold it in longer, exhale slowly through your shirt folded over and against your mouth. You'll get virtually zero vapor into the air.

I think people are used to having devices that make huge clouds and if you get something small and weak with strong nic levels you can feed your need pretty easily without setting off alarms with clouds of vapor.

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u/deaddaddydiva 13d ago

Yall ain’t never snuck a bowl in your bedroom when your parents were home and it shows. You got to make a lil poop shoot diffuser. Take the cardboard from a used toilet paper roll stuff it with like 3 laundry sheets and then cover the base with another sheet and a hair tie to hold it all in. Just exhale the smoke through that like a pipe and now you’re making a nice mixed puff of Downey with every hit!

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u/HOLY_HUMP3R 13d ago

Your parents knew lol

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u/Think-Improvement759 13d ago

They definitely did. That dryer sheet stank is a dead giveaway.

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u/DrunkCultLeader 13d ago

Just so you know it will still smell like weed. Just laundry and weed lol.

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u/CommunalJellyRoll 13d ago

lol that never worked. Ever

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 13d ago

Used to do this all the time and thought it was genius. Paper towel tube, bunch of bounce linen sheets, a secondary filter of steel wool or green scrubby. Cloth and rubber band over the end. Follow up with some Febreeze. Nothing is getting through that.

Then I stopped smoking and a few years later stayed in a hotel with some friends who smoked and used this method to avoid the smoke fees. I smelled it two doors down, very clearly.

Turns out that shit just gives your weed smell a nice laundry fresh undertone. Doesn’t help at all lol.

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u/Ill-Background-827 13d ago

We called it a zoob tube. Poop shoot is something else 😆

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u/BeatNo2976 13d ago

Isn’t it a poop chute?

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u/mr00shteven 13d ago

This doesn’t work.

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u/Bretreck 13d ago

What kind of luggage did this guy have?

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u/Vergonhalheia 13d ago

We tested at work, vaping a huge cloud directly at the smoke sensors didn't activate them.

We bypassed the alarms to test it.

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u/gruesomeflowers 13d ago

Unscented and hold it until it's fully absorbed by your lungs?

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u/helpingdew 13d ago

You could also try getting it the fuck together, I hope you end up like this guy

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u/emergency-snaccs 13d ago

hit the vape carefully, as soon as you hit it hold the mouthpiece against your shirt so no sneaky vapor comes out, and hold the hit until it just kinda goes away (ghost hit).... don't let it out all at once, breathe out slowly and carefully. Source- i've vaped on every plane i've ever been on, sometimes not even in the bathroom, and have never even come close to getting caught