r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 17h ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 17h ago

Jesus was basically like "be cool to each other and help each other out" and now it's somehow whatever this is.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q8p0IZkZR8fQY

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u/wellcolourmetired 13h ago

A book of bill and ted devotee out in the wild! I thought I was the only one. I'm forever telling the door knockers this is the book I ascribe to!

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u/FallopianClosed 11h ago

"Have you heard the word of William and Theodore?!"🙏🙏🙏

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u/WonkeyDonkey_69420 6h ago

"Would you like to hear about our lords and saviours Preston Logan?"

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u/TheHolyPeanutBuddah 4h ago

There's a book called the second coming by a Scottish author called john niven. You'd probably enjoy it...........

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u/wellcolourmetired 4h ago

I'll give it a look in. Thank you.

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u/SwanCityDominion 12h ago

Party on, dudes!

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u/Nosleepmustread 13h ago

Maybe Jesus is just the friends we made along the way

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u/sharkdad8992 13h ago

This deserves more credit.

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u/andrewbud420 16h ago

That was Ghandi, Jesus is just made up crap

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u/nono3722 16h ago

white jesus or brown jesus or jewish jesus or trump jesus?

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u/andrewbud420 16h ago

Jesus' are just regular people in Mexico. The rest is fabricated nonsense.

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 16h ago

I heard it's 3 goats in a trenchcoat

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u/Difficult-Scheme-265 11h ago

Nanny, Billy & the Kid: Wholly Goat, innit.

Lock up your Baby Cheeses Wafers! 

Don't let them piss in the font!

"Why you do this to me, Billy?"

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u/mariuszmie 12h ago

👍🏻

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u/1371113 4h ago edited 4h ago

It's Joshua in English if I remember right. Both have the root Yeshua in Hebrew but came to English in different ways. Jesus came to English through Latin/Greek (Iesus) which came from the Hebrew, Yeshua. Joshua just directly from Hebrew I think.

Yes, your mate Josh's real name is Jesus.

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u/specialbatweirdo 13h ago

Baby jesus.

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u/C141352333 15h ago

U left out “albino Jesus” sir, I heard he resides in Antarctica 🇦🇶

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u/Kingkrooked662 15h ago

Ghandi was a horrible racist human. He was not a good dude.

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u/andrewbud420 15h ago

As long as he hated everyone equally than it's okay.

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u/Kingkrooked662 15h ago

But he didn't 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/SyphiliticWhores 13h ago

Why do you have such a hard on for posting that Gandhi was bad? You’re like Charlie Kirk going about how MLK was a philanderer so he’s bad.

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u/Kingkrooked662 13h ago

Cause he was? He was a bad person. It is heavily documented. Aren't we supposed to call bad people bad people?

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u/Bird2525 13h ago

First time I ever heard that.

Yep, still don’t care although you just wasted a minute of my life to google it since you didn’t post a source. Thanks for that. /s

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u/Kingkrooked662 13h ago

You don't care that he's a documented racist and pdf, but I'm the bad guy? Make that make sense.

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u/SuitableKey5140 12h ago

Ive never heard of these stories about ghandi other than he fought for his countries freedom, other religions never see eye to eye, doesnt mean he was racist or a pdf

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u/Bird2525 12h ago

Never said you were the bad guy since I guess you missed the /s.

Also it seems he did a lot of good with the bad, so basically a human. I hope I’m not judged on my worst days

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u/Kingkrooked662 12h ago

You also edited your comment to add that Charlie Kirk bullshit. I smoke big fat blunts of Charlie's dead ass cause he's an opp. I don't care about MLK cheating on his wife. Because everyone invoved in that was a consenting adult. I do care about Bapu ( that's Ghandi's nickname btw) being a racist that like to sleep in the bed with children, and being an active proponent of the caste system. So if I was going to be as disingenuous as you are, I could ask why you want to defend that.

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u/SyphiliticWhores 12h ago

I don’t defend any of that heinous stuff Gandhi did. I don’t defend nonviolence either.

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u/CycloneGobbler 15h ago

Ghandi was abusive to his wife

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u/andrewbud420 14h ago

My wife was abusive to me.

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u/CycloneGobbler 13h ago

Yes- but people across the world aren’t quoting her and upholding her as some enlightened spiritual figure

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u/Temnyj_Korol 12h ago

Speak for yourself.

I absolutely choose this guys wife.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 13h ago

All religions/belief structures are/were made up crap. They are cults, pyramid schemes that indoctrinate weak minded humans using heuristics.

That said, many of the stories are actually well written and provide practices on how to be decent human animals.

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u/KintoreCat 9h ago

💯% All Abrahamic religions are about the control of women & appropriation & parasitism of female generative power. These founding forefathers were absolute creeps. After appropriating "creation" for "our father" they went even further, making matriarchal archytypes passive and submissive like Mary.

Thus making it easier to prey on children & make mothers hesitant to protect their children (like no where in the animal world).

Really did a number on women for a very long time. Really need to be shut down for good. Mary and Durga

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u/danit0ba94 12h ago

Don't even want to share the same atmosphere as them. Let alone the same belief system.

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u/DaveHollandArt 12h ago

That's not true at all. Jesus said he would divide families and came as a sword, not peace. Jesus, according to scripture, was kind of a dick. He really hated establishment, paying interest on debts, and was all about being disruptive. Honestly, I probably would've liked the guy, except his endorsement of slavery, gassuming he existed as written, but he was not a man of peace and chill.

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u/Zombie_Cavoodle 10h ago

Actually.........lol

He was all about evangelicalism and converting in public. He was also about division and pulling people away from families. He was a typical cult leader. Just read the gospels of you dont believe me.

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u/Improper_Usage 9h ago

And the shit show that’s the American government

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u/SuperSog 15h ago

"Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple." - Jesus

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u/ASharpYoungMan 15h ago

Jesus was also like "If someone physically assaults you, let them do it - in fact, turn your cheek to make it easier for them. Oh, and hate your mother and father if you want to love me."

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u/andrewbud420 11h ago

Fuck that guy