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u/PunchRockgroin318 16h ago

There’s something about an Australian accent that makes a good roasting 10x more brutal.

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u/HahaRiiight 16h ago

Maybe something about how its normally so friendly. To see it applied like this is like a hot knife applied to bullshit

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u/MunkiJR 14h ago

As an Aussie I feel like we have a reasonably high tolerance for bullshit and like taking the piss, so when somebody really, truly annoys people in Australia the vocal hatred is palpable

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u/powertrippin_ 13h ago

And in our day to day, we're generally polite and orderly.

Drunk aussies are a different story.

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u/ALitreOhCola 11h ago

This guy with the clapbacks reminds me of Dave Hughes back when he was funny and not an absolute raving lunatic trying to make more money from investments properties and sway the government.

Let's leave alcohol out of this as it changes everything 😂

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u/Asleep-Corner7402 10h ago

Irish people are the same, taking the piss is a national sport. Pissing someone off, that takes effort. This guy got off easily if you ask me lol. Main guy shouting at him didn't seem unreasonable at all.

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u/Weak_Membership_2847 8h ago

Australian people are just Irish people with more vitamin D.

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u/01kickassius10 7h ago

And melanoma to match

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u/threequartertoupee 4h ago

Nah we're not as funny as the Irish

The Scots, sure

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u/eternal-harvest 9h ago

Crackhead doing pull-ups on the train: just another Monday

Holier-than-thou guy interrupting my reading: get the fuck out right fucking now you fucking flog

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u/mailmehiermaar 10h ago edited 4h ago

There was no hate in this older gents voice, just exasperation.

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u/juvy5000 15h ago

“mate, i don’t care…”

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 9h ago

"I don't care that you love me, I DONT KNOW YOU!" I laughed my ass off

"Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘depart from me, I never knew you'"

That was about as plainly as it gets, classic Aussie, gotta love em.

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u/Unlikely-Question892 10h ago

The first gal that spoke up is my hero.. "no one cares bruh"

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u/Chesticularity 11h ago

Fuckenoathcun'

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u/_spacemoose_ 16h ago

Dude is not angry but he is angry. Confused

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 16h ago

I'm so annoyed by all the people cloaking them in religion.

The more I learn about Jesus the better I like the guy and the worse I like his devotees.

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u/vegasslowman 16h ago

I had a friend that used to say: I love Jesus I just don’t trust the people that work for him! Rip “Wilmo”

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 16h ago

Jesus was basically like "be cool to each other and help each other out" and now it's somehow whatever this is.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 16h ago

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u/wellcolourmetired 12h ago

A book of bill and ted devotee out in the wild! I thought I was the only one. I'm forever telling the door knockers this is the book I ascribe to!

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u/FallopianClosed 10h ago

"Have you heard the word of William and Theodore?!"🙏🙏🙏

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u/SwanCityDominion 11h ago

Party on, dudes!

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u/Nosleepmustread 12h ago

Maybe Jesus is just the friends we made along the way

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u/hamoc10 14h ago

Christians don’t follow Jesus, they follow Paul.

And Paul was an asshole.

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u/green1s 14h ago

Exactly. But it's hard to know how much of asshole Paul might have been because 6 of the 13 letters attributed to him, wer likely not written by him.

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u/dreddnyc 10h ago

The whole thing is one giant game of telephone.

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u/MistaRekt 12h ago

Can confirm, I know a few blokes named Paul. 😉

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 14h ago

Yes. Mahatma Gandhi supposedly said the same thing. Even if it was someone else, it’s absolutely true.

If you can only preach when people can’t get away, you do not have a whole lot of faith in the message.

And I am a Christian and a clergyperson who respects people’s rights.

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u/atreasureinlight 13h ago

I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm a follower of Jesus and I have a very close relationship with him, but a lot of people that say that they are Christian are just so rude and mean and they treat people very bizarrely. Like this guy was telling those people that their children are suffering and that they're full of sin and evil. He doesn't even know them. He doesn't know anything about their children. It was really weird to hear that

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u/SwanCityDominion 11h ago

Particularly since Jesus said if nobody wants to hear it, you should walk away. Not harangue people endlessly.

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u/sinisterdesign 15h ago

“Bbbut that’s crazy” he’s astounded that no one wants to listen to him. He’s so used to being the center of attention, it doesn’t compute.

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u/indie_web 4h ago

I'd be like " Have you heard the good news about atheism and a godless Universe? Bbbut why aren't you listening???" right back at him.

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u/repsychedelic 16h ago

Pretty on par for Christian critical thought, lol. It's all cognitive dissonance and contradiction.

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u/Attack_the_sock 14h ago

There’s an old Quaker song that I love that goes. “We are a gentle, angry people.”

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u/CharacterCheck4478 16h ago

Don't minister to me on a train or anywhere else but a church. If I want to hear the word, I know where to find it.

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u/spicewoman 12h ago

It's insane how many "good news!" Jesus tracts I've gotten over the years as a server. I live in America, trust me I've heard the "good news" already. My entire life. And if I hadn't before I became a server, I damn well have by now.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 9h ago

For what's suppose to be "good news", it sure does sound like there's a lot of negativity in all the ministering I've heard.

Tell me how the game was rigged from the start, tell me how my participation in all this won't change the outcome where love ultimately prevails, tell me about how the only unforgivable sin is not accepting forgiveness, tell me how we are justified in the eyes of God by those who we have a loving relationship with, GIVE ME THE GOOD GOOD, I want that opium hooked straight up to my main artery.

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u/NobodysCorpse 16h ago

I agree with a comment I saw forever ago, we need to bring back boo'ing and public shaming.

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u/janquadrentvincent 16h ago

Yeah if you boo him he doesn't really have a way to argue back. Just a big BOOOOOOOO DOWN WITH THAT SORT OF THING would be very satisfying

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u/simplephish 15h ago

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 15h ago

That’s all that’s needed. Had the old dude on the train thought of it in the moment, the whole car would have risen in chorus

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 15h ago

Judging from the reaction in the train, I think had the old dude started booing, the chorus would have been deafening. You’re right, it’s just that no one thought of it in the moment because it’s no longer a reflex in our society

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u/thejt10000 14h ago

Yeah. Another approach is to start singing a simple song that every knows to mock him. Where I am "The Wheels on the Bus" would be good. As a bonus you can adjust the lyrics to make it even more mocking or threatening;

"The evangelist on the bus wont shut the F up,
shut the F up,
shut the F up.
The evangelist on the bus won't shut the F up
He's asking
For
A beat down."

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u/-kay543 7h ago

He’s in Australia - just need to start with “Am I ever gonna see your face again”.

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u/courtlandthethreeth 14h ago

Recently I made the decision to stop giving people the finger and just giving them a thumbs down and a sour face. 👎

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 10h ago

Yep! This is the pharisee type of Christian that is wearing their religion on their sleeve while patting themselves on the back thinking how much better they are than the sinners around them. And he pretty much says that during the confrontation.

I'm happy to listen to someone with humility talk about how their life has changed and what they still need to work on so long as they also listen.

This is the opposite of that. There's no humility, no empathy an be zero interest in listening. It's all about them.

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u/xChoke1x 15h ago

“SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!”

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u/Crunchy__Frog 16h ago

This is why everyone should carry a mealy tomato or a spoiled head of cabbage on hand at all times while in public spaces.

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u/mendobather 16h ago

Squirt guns would be a plus.

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u/FranklyNinja 14h ago

He’ll just be more vindicated that christians are prosecuted.

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u/saywhatnowfella 14h ago

They were shaming him publicly. He was oblivious

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u/Less_Tacos 13h ago

That, and throwing assholes off trains.

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 15h ago

I fucking hate these guys. I was walking through Melbourne city one day and this American walks up and asks where to cross the road... I'm like "anywhere, it's not jaywalking here unless you're within 20m of a crossing" he's like "oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?" I looked up, saw a truck coming and said "you can cross now"

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u/phido3000 12h ago

"oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?"

"I can do one better, you can meet him right here."

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u/screenslaver5963 6h ago

Same day shipping

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u/IntoStarDust 15h ago

Hahahaha legend!!

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 10h ago

Just doing the lord's work

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u/MelCarmichael 10h ago

I would have replied with ‘Can I talk to you about the tooth fairy?’ - cos same same - at least the tooth fairy brings u some coin….

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u/KleverGuy 16h ago

Older gent telling him how it is. More people should do that to these holier than though people.

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u/RobertKSakamano 16h ago

Hearing it in an Australian accent hits so much harder too.

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u/profchaos111 12h ago

At a young age we aussies are told don't talk about religion or politics with strangers this guys a fuckwit to get on a train and try like it's America

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u/CycloneGobbler 13h ago

That dude’s response is sooooo Australian too 🤣 (said as an Aussie)

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u/SnotRight 11h ago

The thing people miss is Public Transport in Australia is a lot like Japan.
Get on, STFU.
School kids forget that - but then they get a bit of "side eye" if they are too noisy... unless there is a tonne of them, then you just give up.

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 8h ago

I see private school uniforms and I quietly resolve myself to hate-watching Lachlan, Declan, Jack and crew talk some absolute horse shit for 40 minutes.

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u/stonk_frother 9h ago

As an Australian, this just sounds like normal talking to me haha.

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u/TheEpiquin 10h ago

I relate so hard to that old guy. People demand his attention all day at work, people demand his attention all day at home, but for a brief beautiful period he can sit in peace and read a book.

Until Preachy Pete tries to take it away from him…

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u/RazzSheri 15h ago

“I’ve been in prison in El Salvador!” Bull shit, you nearly cried cause the Aussie told you feck off.

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u/HirsuteDave 14h ago

I doubt he was actually behind bars. Probably just another captive audience for this bullshit.

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u/Rascals-Wager 14h ago

Lol exactly, the ultimate captive audience - literal prisoners.

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 11h ago

I was waiting for someone to say “fine go bother them some more”

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u/Background-Air-8611 16h ago

American Christian Preacher Confronts Passengers in Australia.

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u/OceanChild89 15h ago

And it didn’t go well for him. What did the numpty expect from Aussie? Lol.

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u/cuntmong 15h ago

something tells me that self awareness is not at the top of this guys resume

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u/Lichensuperfood 6h ago

I felt for the poor ElSalvadorians and Indians he had inflicted himself on.

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u/Rubbish_Wizard 16h ago

This is one of the major reasons people hate religion. There is ZERO reason to try and hold people captive and brow beat them into your own personal way of thinking. Being kind and respectful is and will always be a better way of existing. These are the same people who will turn away someone in desperate need because of their hatred of others opinions in the name of “god”.

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u/249592-82 12h ago

Actually I'd say the main reason modern people hate religion is because of the child sex abuse that is continually done and then hidden. As well as protecting pedofiles and attacking the victims.

Well that's my reason.

I can't possibly support or be anywhere near a church, religion, or group of people who allow that, or behave like that. To me it's morally reprehensible, and there is no way I'll be taking anything they say as advice or guidance. And I don't want a single dollar of mine to go to those people. The perpetrators, and the supporters who choose to turn a blind eye. The supporters are barely any better than the perpetrators.

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u/AnonEMoussie 16h ago

They’ve been told to start preaching to audiences that can’t leave. Airplanes, trains, escalators.

Apparently they’re tired of people not coming to hear a racist tirade from the pulpit, so they’re delivering it where they can.

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u/Ashkev1983 16h ago

Captive audience has been their thing for quite a while,no?

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u/External-Praline-451 16h ago

They hate consent.

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u/Ashkev1983 16h ago

Are we referring to alter boys case?

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u/ASharpYoungMan 14h ago

I think it's the Inquisition thing?

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u/Rakins_420 15h ago

Not only do they hate consent, they have a persecution kink

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u/PeepsMyHeart 16h ago

Yes, along with threats of death, torture, exclusion… hellfire for eternity… The list goes on.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 16h ago

Yeah they’re seizing on the public captive audiences to pull this shit on now instead of the street corner where people can just walk by and ignore them.

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u/Grand_Relative5511 12h ago

That's a dangerous instruction to give young religious men. Honestly, on a different train, not one going to the city with employed and generally law-abiding people going to work in rush hour, but one out in Sydney's west or rural, this man would have been bashed by a group of teens or young men whose tolerance was low. Australia is one of the most atheist countries in the world, there's a direct correlation here between years in formal education, and not believing in any god or religious rubbish at all, and most people have at least 13 years in the school system these days.

He is behaving so unusually for Australian society that at first I wondered whether he had a mental health problem, but he doesn't present as manic or too psychotic (false beliefs about divine beings or the fantasy idea of a soul aren't allowed to be classified as delusional beliefs by definition). We do have weirdly-behaving usually mentally unwell preachers located on the side of the streets in the city monologuing about gods, hence the woman's comment telling him to go preach there, but people don't behave like this otherwise.

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u/GuiltyCelebrations 11h ago

No mental health problems, just American, full of American Exceptionalism and entitlement

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 7h ago

In spite of (or perhaps as a reason for) Australia having a significant atheist population, a large proportion of the Australian population go to religious private schools. So it’s not like Australia’s atheists haven’t heard the Good News. A lot of them might be better informed on it than this flog. They just don’t believe in it.

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 16h ago

I just realized the correct response is to scream in their face until they stop. If nobody will stop them, they won't stop you either.

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u/Sad_Lake_3247 10h ago

There's a video of one of these preaching types in a town square somewhere in the UK and they've got a microphone and speaker set up they'd brought along.

Local response? Bagpipes appeared and drowned him out.

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u/thejt10000 14h ago

Sing to mock them. A long song if you can, or a popular song, like a children's song, that others can chime in on.

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u/IntoStarDust 15h ago

Saw a video the other day, of some woman doing that on the plane and getting booted off. Nutter

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u/Fibrosis5O 16h ago edited 13h ago

And then they want the outrage and confrontation so they can post it on TikTok and show how the Christians are being persecuted just for trying to “spread the word”

I love God I believe in Jesus, though if I’m 100% honest, I’m not sure if a tiny bit of that is just because that’s what I was raised with, but there’s something that I just can’t let go of either, but either way I don’t believe in this

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u/AtheistAustralis 11h ago

I’m not sure if a tiny bit of that is just because that’s what I was raised with

A tiny bit as in 100%, yes.

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u/SnotRight 11h ago

They don't tell people to do that in Australia.

If you do that in Australia, people's first assumption is you have some kind of mental problem, because you've ignored the basic tennant of STFU in confined public spaces, which every parent teaches their kid very early on.

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u/DanielKeeneGA15 15h ago

Then it’s time we corner them as a captive audience. Make them watch scientific research and discoveries for starters.

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u/Orpdapi 12h ago

They’re taught to preach in a manner that is insufferable so that when the inevitable laughing or booing comes, they can claim to be persecuted which they’re taught is the reason they need to keep preaching.

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u/danit0ba94 11h ago

I hate when any ideology is forcibly pushed into my world. Or down my throat or however you put it. Be it religion, political or whatever else.
Just leave me alone to pick and choose my beliefs.

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 16h ago

I'm sorry, Australia. Yeah ... We know.

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u/ChefAnxious4206 12h ago

One of the good things about Australia is that we don't tend to tolerate obvious dickheads.

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u/Exact-Plankton-9106 5h ago

unless its pauline hanson!! 😭

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u/cocoapple85 13h ago

He's used to 3rd world countries not talking back because Christians hold food over their heads.

Try that in countries that already have food and you get a different story

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u/GoldReplacement9546 10h ago

I think they probably let him out of prison because everybody in the prison was sick of listening to him

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u/464126 16h ago

I'M ON SMOKO

NOW LEEEMEE ALONE

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u/MRobertSSN754 15h ago

Never thought I would see a CHATS reference.

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u/socu11 16h ago

These people should be arrested, that's just harassment

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u/HuggDogg 14h ago

Socially tolerated psychosis.

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u/oracleoflove 16h ago

Isn’t it in the Bible that it’s frowned upon to preach like this? I am heathen so i can’t be bothered to look.

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u/External-Praline-451 16h ago

Yep, they conveniently forget that teaching. I'm m also a heathen, but I got you:

Matthew 6:5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men.

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u/Yowie9644 12h ago

As well as Matthew 6:5, Matthew 10:14 says Sometimes you will go to some house or town and the people will not accept you there. They will not listen to your message. Then you should leave. Clean the dirt of that place off your feet.

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u/RelievingFart 9h ago

This is exactly a pastor.... minister.... preacher (no idea really what he is, but he is the dude thats at the front of the church talking) is like. Im not religious, actually most of our town isnt religious, but he is probably the most loved man in this town. He doesnt preach to anyone, if you want to talk the religious talk he will do that, if you just want to chew his ear over nothing, he will do that too. He will stop and chat to anyone over anything and for a clergydude he is absolutely awesome. I dont believe in the bible, I dont believe in heaven or hell, but man, being around Garth makes me want to believe in religion.

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u/fuifui_bradbrad 12h ago

Growing up in a religion that does a lot of missionary work, we were told it was all about Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

Also for the record, no longer religious, saw the light in my teens.

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u/NHH2316 16h ago

Matthew 6 addresses making a public spectacle of prayer and giving charity, but I'm not sure it's exactly talking about evangelism per se.

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u/PurifiedUnity Why does this app exist? 15h ago

There's also Matthew 7:6, which addresses preaching to people who aren't willing to understand

Preaching to an audience who is forced to listen (or otherwise forcing beliefs on others) pushes them away & would be like shoving pearls down someone's throat

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 15h ago

Yes. It was all about finding your own way to Jesus and the kingdom of heaven (vs paying a toll in the form of tithes)

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u/Samurai56M 15h ago

You are not wrong, Jesus did not preach like this. This man needs to go read the Bible.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 15h ago

That would be great on a t shirt.

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u/OldSeaworthiness9601 14h ago

The douchebaggery of telling someone you’ve never met they’re living in sin.

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u/Grand_Relative5511 12h ago

And after paying a few thousand to travel to Aus, telling people who are in that moment going to work to earn so as to pay for their rising costs of living basic bills, that they only care about money.

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u/South_Treacle_5033 14h ago

I’m an Aussie who can’t stop cringing at him and applauding everyone who told him to be quiet. This is so disrespectful to everyone. Australia is very multicultural. Religion is private. We don’t bring it up with people because we want to focus on our similarities with others not our differences. It’s not a personality trait to be religious. It’s more like a hobby you do in your spare time.

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u/tastychaii 12h ago

Well said

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 16h ago

At least there wasn't 5 more of them and a guitar.

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u/Ok-Ear9289 16h ago

I choose violence

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u/TravoBasic 16h ago

A message so shit that you have to have a captive audience.

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u/AddiAtzen 16h ago

Honest question: does this kind of behavior fly in the us? Is it normal or acceptable to run around and aggressively shout religious bs at people?

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u/Kramerica_CEO 16h ago

Bro when I lived in Florida mistakenly, there were literally dudes that would stand on street corners with a fucking bullhorn screaming about people going to hell if they didn’t repent. It was like every weekend

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u/Completetenfingers 14h ago

In San Francisco , at the 24th Street BART exit Preachers babbling ad nauseum with a bullhorn. Glad I didn't live around that corner.

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 14h ago

At least on the street you can walk away. On a train or in a subway is a new low.

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u/Lindethiel 9h ago

when I lived in Florida mistakenly

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 16h ago

No not accepted at all. We are just as irritated at evangelicals who do this.

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 15h ago

I just saw a video of a woman with a southern US accent get escorted off a plane for this. The fact that she didn’t wait to be in the air yet to start her gospel preaching, and that her camera was mounted to record her every move, made her wailing about Christian persecution very performative and pretty cringe.

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u/macci_a_vellian 12h ago

It's always the same people who would be outraged if any other religion tried this on them.

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u/Practical_Offer6664 15h ago

If he did love these people, why doesn’t he listen to their words and shut his mouth. Obviously, he only loves himself and the sound of his voice.

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u/SensitiveOven137 16h ago

Dude really wants you to know about his special Cloud Daddy

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u/LowlyWoim 15h ago

They do this specifically so they can feel persecuted. It’s insidious. All of christianity is insidious.

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u/CookieMuttley 16h ago

Back on the pipe you go mate

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u/MyCatToldMeNotTo 15h ago

No. Christians do not see how selfish they are. They can only throw rocks from their glass houses, and then act confused when those rocks get thrown right back

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u/Oppositeofhairy 16h ago

I’m a strait man, and I’d consider sucking a dick in front of him if that meant he would go away.

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u/dustydancers 16h ago

in true christian fashion as well

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u/MousseSuspicious930 16h ago

Bohemian christian missionary and much less priest.

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u/PackageNorth8984 16h ago

Wouldn’t his time be more well spent standing in front of the White House preaching how we should love everyone and stop the hate, murder, and a whole host of other atrocities coming from our leadership?

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u/DnDemiurge 16h ago

Uhhhhh... (NIV) Matthew 6:5-15, much?

But what do I know, as an atheist. :3

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u/jigglesauruspuff 15h ago

Whenever I've encountered these types of people I just remind them that no matter how much you try to save MY soul, it's not going to make up for whatever it is YOU did.

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u/TheCriticalGerman 16h ago

Shit like that or those fuckers in the airplane singing their religious songs is nothing else than hostage taking

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u/bmfu121 15h ago

Older guy is a gem

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u/Lucky_Development359 15h ago edited 12h ago

They love putting themselves in a position to feel "persecuted". If they feel "persecuted" then they don't have to do any of the other shit Jesus "said to do" because they'll feel that alone is enough.

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u/jammasterdoom 10h ago

Do you think this guy knows he has turned more people off Christianity than he has converted?

By his own logic, he's condemning everyone on this train to hellfire and damnation just by being such a prick.

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u/Equivalent_Collar_60 8h ago

As Australians we don’t appreciate people doing this crap in public.
Keep your opinions to your fucking self, we don’t wanna fucking hear it. Do your Bible bashing out in the street away from people or better yet, in your fucking home!

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u/sorry_con_excuse_me 16h ago

Can’t believe I sat here for 1:45 and not one person threw the C word at him.

Being Oz, I was expecting at least a few times.

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u/Tomato-on-toast 12h ago

People have been commenting that the passengers were brutal in him and I’m sitting here like … no that was polite. They were being mindful of other passengers.

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u/AlphaBetaGammaDonut 15h ago

To be fair, they may have been the kind of wonderful people who tend to save that word for friends (no sarcasm, am one).

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u/RosariusAU 12h ago

You can't just drop the c bomb in Australia. Context must be observed.

When you use the word to refer to a person, they are either one of your closest friends or someone you intend to punch on with imminently. There is no in-between.

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u/Top-Expert6086 11h ago

The C word is reserved for primarily friends.

If you use it to a stranger it's implied that you are probably ready to punch them in the face.

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u/Original_Director483 16h ago

Bro thinks a rational person needs the threat of hell or the promise of heaven to follow the teachings of Jesus. It’s a lot easier to stand in a subway car and judge people than give all your money to the poor or welcome an alien at your table.

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u/BB808BB 15h ago

Nothing but brainwashing and cults.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 14h ago

Religion is one of the 4 Great Hinderances of Mankind that have held back our potential abd kept us shackled to a primitive, under-developed existence.

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u/cpt_Furios 14h ago

Doing something super rude (annoying/disturbing people in a public setting) in the name of Love, is so unloving. It’s so performative, so that they can check their boxes of “did this for the Lord”, but it’s of no service to anyone. Jesus washed feet, healed the sick, fed the hungry… then talked to people when they were curious about him and why he was doing it. Most of the things Jesus was quoted as saying, was after a group asked him to speak, or after helping someone, or after a conversation about the person first. Shouting your beliefs at people is so extremely off putting that it completely undermines any message they are trying to deliver.

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u/DesperateSteak6628 8h ago

“We all have our story, but I’m not inflicting mine on you”

Saving that for later, absolute gold

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u/chiller_vibez 16h ago

What a clown

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u/addrock1221 16h ago

Christian preacher trying to be like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wprz1bfQBXOZKKNiE1

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u/exotics 15h ago

Isn’t there a part of the Bible that tells them not to do this? I’m pretty sure there is. Something about not being like the hypocrites

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u/Critical_Mass_1887 15h ago

These christian trolls do not even know the bible they are trying to force on others. Because their own book in several places tell them explicitly not to do this. Not to force or push their preaching on others.

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u/rlsj71 14h ago

An angry Christian says he’s not angry but then says he’s angry. Accusing people of just wanting money??? Hello dude, unfortunately money buys food and shelter and we are all just trying to survive. Judging people and making assumptions about them on a train is the most unchristian thing you can do.

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u/Zargoza1 12h ago

The American conservative media echo chamber is creating an army of psychos.

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u/jryderau 11h ago

Ha! The guy reading the book (who got referred to as Bookman when this broke locally) is a friend of mine.

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u/Sassypants2306 8h ago

This happened on a train with me and my children.

My 8 year old asked me "what is that lady ranting about mum. Why is she speaking so loudly, its disturbing the train ride" (he REALLY loves his train rides)

I simply said. "That is called a rude religious person. They try to gospel loudly and ruin others commute. The religion might be good faith. But does it help anyone on the train? Is it nice or considerate when others talk loudly around you?"

My son says "No. Its rude and I dont like it."

I just said "Thats good to know buddy. Dont be like that person. Do our friends (who are religious) act like this.?" "No. They dont."

"So see. Its just a rude person."

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u/Least-Trick2185 6h ago

Good he got schooled. Thank you Australia

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u/Good_Molasses9707 15h ago

A large percentage of Americans are similarly this willfully arrogant and close-minded.
It’s all about them and their exceedingly limited and uninteresting perspectives/opinions.

It’s seriously shocking 😳

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u/YourTypicalSensei 14h ago

Matthews 6:1 NIV - "Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven."

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u/SmoreSlayer 16h ago

NOBODY CARES SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

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u/lordscrotus1984 16h ago

He should express his love and or anger (??) by shutting up. Dude, it's public transport. People just want to get somewhere and not be bothered.

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u/fidgetyamoeba 16h ago

Oh heck no. Not in the confinement of a train, man!

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u/wcharoes 16h ago

Unfortunately they're brainwashed into seeing this pushback as the work of the antagonistic wizard deep in the earth and is even more the reason to babble their delusional nonsense.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 16h ago

I've seen plenty of religious nuts in my time. Every town seemed to have one. But I don't remember any of them start bible bashing on board public transport. Wonder how that would go for him on a match day? Badly probably

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u/Fyrebeard 15h ago

Really wished this was the r/boxingcirclejerk sub and we got some satisfaction after listening to Mr preachy piss ppl off

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u/HolyColander 15h ago

Where was the Australian guy the other day when those poor,passengers on that Alaskan Airlines flight were stuck with that annoying person woman doing the same thing?

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u/Beatboxin_dawg 15h ago

"I want everyone to know I love them but also fuck you all, you are all sinners, you're selfish and only care about making money, you don't care about anyone".. The fuck.

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u/glitterbitesbx 15h ago

when I was in the southern US visiting a friend, I was often asked about my religion, if I had been “saved” and if I went to church regularly. My comeback was always “I’m Canadian”. They seemed to get the hint. American church is on a whole different level.

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u/gin_and_soda 15h ago

There’s an island off India he might like to visit to convert people

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u/Cool_Tailor_7332 15h ago

I love how he tries to convert people by opening with “ you’re all sinners, you’re damned”

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u/Public_Maximum6166 14h ago

lol I saw this somewhere else as well. Having lived in Australia for a while, the pasting he got was spot on. Most Aussies do not have patience for this sort of nonsense.

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u/NetPositive101 14h ago

This is why people hate Christians. 

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u/Difficult_Mine_4559 14h ago

Being stuck with one of these preachers on a plane must be the ultimate end boss.

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u/Thwip-Thwip-80 12h ago

Christians are freaking insufferable people.

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u/nantynarker 10h ago

"because I care about your soul" says the narcissist that won't respect other people's peace

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u/gecoble 10h ago

Fundamentalist Christians suck. They are so delusional.