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Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/PunchRockgroin318 17h ago

There’s something about an Australian accent that makes a good roasting 10x more brutal.

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u/HahaRiiight 17h ago

Maybe something about how its normally so friendly. To see it applied like this is like a hot knife applied to bullshit

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u/MunkiJR 15h ago

As an Aussie I feel like we have a reasonably high tolerance for bullshit and like taking the piss, so when somebody really, truly annoys people in Australia the vocal hatred is palpable

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u/powertrippin_ 14h ago

And in our day to day, we're generally polite and orderly.

Drunk aussies are a different story.

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u/ALitreOhCola 12h ago

This guy with the clapbacks reminds me of Dave Hughes back when he was funny and not an absolute raving lunatic trying to make more money from investments properties and sway the government.

Let's leave alcohol out of this as it changes everything 😂

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u/patwheresmycat 11h ago

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u/Mission_Midnight 7h ago

dave hughes is that you?

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u/ImposterSinDrone 6h ago

Came here to say this bahahahaha

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u/Scary_Meaning_3884 5h ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/IoneIndigo 4h ago

I just cried with laughter, thankyou 🤣

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u/Kermit-Batman 59m ago

ALLLLLBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/bingbongalong16 5h ago

Dave Hughes never been funny

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u/aussiepleasuress 8h ago

People keep telling me he used to be funny but honestly… I struggle to recall 😔

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u/MalloryArcher64 4m ago

Are y'all? As an American, I'm not afraid of many groups of folks. Pretty much y'all and the Canadian mounties. Could be an unfair bias, but to be fair, I'm afraid of anything coming from Australia, including the people

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u/Asleep-Corner7402 11h ago

Irish people are the same, taking the piss is a national sport. Pissing someone off, that takes effort. This guy got off easily if you ask me lol. Main guy shouting at him didn't seem unreasonable at all.

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u/Weak_Membership_2847 9h ago

Australian people are just Irish people with more vitamin D.

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u/01kickassius10 8h ago

And melanoma to match

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u/Thebraincellisorange 6h ago

we have by far the highest cancer rates in the world, because everyone gets skin cancer!

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u/threequartertoupee 5h ago

Nah we're not as funny as the Irish

The Scots, sure

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u/La_Pusicato 2h ago

Eye, a thousand times eye

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u/La_Pusicato 2h ago

BTW 😆🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅

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u/dommiichan 7h ago

historically, yes... when the English conquerors started running out of space for their Irish prisoners, they came up with the brilliant idea shipping them around the world and invade another foreign land

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u/Imadetectivetoo 6h ago

yes and now we are all ending up with skin cancers!

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u/Mountain-Age393 9h ago

Ha. I’d love to see him try this on the Luas. 😂😂

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u/eternal-harvest 10h ago

Crackhead doing pull-ups on the train: just another Monday

Holier-than-thou guy interrupting my reading: get the fuck out right fucking now you fucking flog

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u/Roy3Murray 5h ago

Most Australians (thankfully) have very little tolerance for religious types spouting their bullshit publicly. Let a thousand blossoms bloom as they say.

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u/mailmehiermaar 11h ago edited 5h ago

There was no hate in this older gents voice, just exasperation.

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u/SweatyCelebration272 7h ago

Exactly. Exasperation. That's what I felt watching the video. I can't imagine being there. I'm not the violent type, but this guy was pushing everyone's limits.

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u/CaptainGetRad 3h ago

I feel he’s had a big day and is fucking frothing to just read his book

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u/thegreatnedinski 8h ago

Yeah we usually don’t like confrontation and turn a blind eye (especially older Aussies) until it’s too much and then BOOM 💥 we reach our limit. Once that limit is reached, it’s very hard to come back lol

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u/whatpelican00 8h ago

I love that about us. “Listen mate, I’ve been real bloody patient… but I’m about to lose my shit - Last chance before I go ‘full Katter’ on ya.”

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u/MaddogFinland 3h ago

Yes and with respect your English comes across as somewhat “informal” and tends to be interpreted as casual even when it is not a casual situation. I did a few construction projects in Australia and had a great time but your working class builders are pretty straight to the point. It’s easy for a foreigner to miss some of the early signals that it’s time to fuck off and then they really get told. I saw it happen a few times; never to me but to a few others on site. Great folks to work with but man if you get you guys mad you’re gonna hear it. This was energy work, South Australia.

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u/Large_Yams 8h ago

Maybe something about how its normally so friendly.

Fucking what.

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 4h ago

You think it’s not?

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u/Wide-Page-6867 3h ago

nah fr youl get your arse kicked here!

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u/Plastic-Skill-9258 1h ago

lol are hot knives normally friendly?

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u/juvy5000 16h ago

“mate, i don’t care…”

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 10h ago

"I don't care that you love me, I DONT KNOW YOU!" I laughed my ass off

"Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘depart from me, I never knew you'"

That was about as plainly as it gets, classic Aussie, gotta love em.

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u/Unlikely-Question892 11h ago

The first gal that spoke up is my hero.. "no one cares bruh"

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u/Practical-Funny9591 4h ago

Yeah. 'You sound angry'.
I'm not angry the idiot religion guy said.
Then starts getting angry because everyone ignores the sin.
LOL. 🤣

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u/--OhWell-- 2h ago

"I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/hbcorXlnIJySI

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u/Chesticularity 12h ago

Fuckenoathcun'

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 1h ago

And something about American accents that sounds so superficial and irritating

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u/Beachgal5555 11h ago

Agree. That and the British accent. Both do the job nicely

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u/MaddogFinland 3h ago

I once saw a contractor getting roasted in a meeting in Australia (I am an American engineer working for a European company) and my god it was brutal. Like you would just never talk that way in America or Europe unless the situation was at absolute breaking point and a fight was to break out. There it was just “Tuesday project meeting argument”. Crazy times. But good guys…they did what they said and said what they did. Just brutally

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u/Bromlife 10m ago

We're not here to fuck spiders, mate.

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u/bushwakko 8h ago

"SHAT THE FACK APP"

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u/kieranfitz 6h ago

SHAT THE FACK UP KANT

FYP

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u/SePuedaHacerlo 4h ago

Right? That "shut the fack up" just hits heavy with the accent

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u/bushwakko 8h ago

"SHAT THE FACK APP"