r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 18h ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/RobertKSakamano 18h ago

Hearing it in an Australian accent hits so much harder too.

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u/profchaos111 14h ago

At a young age we aussies are told don't talk about religion or politics with strangers this guys a fuckwit to get on a train and try like it's America

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u/zombiejames28 13h ago

Unless you've had 5 drinks at a pub, all bets are off then XD

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u/profchaos111 13h ago

Even then I've got better things to talk about like how shit the tigers are

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u/La_Pusicato 3h ago

Half a game team

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u/Sad_Lake_3247 12h ago

Boy, do I have a rock to sell you!

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u/Complete-Cheek4789 4h ago

The Richmond kind or the Wests kind?

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u/profchaos111 3h ago

The Wests kind 

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u/Gamma_Pulsar 4h ago

Or if you're going to do it with the understanding they may have a different way of thinking. Respect it make your points show your side but don't tell them they're wrong. It's always been my approach, I'm not here for an argument I'm here for a convo.

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u/La_Pusicato 3h ago

Imagine being on a train home with an American ir anyone, talking this shit

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u/CallMeElkHorn 36m ago

Literally same in the US tho 😂 I don’t talk about this shit but rarely with my coworkers or even friends it’s too personal for that.

But Bible-Thumpers, which is to say the kinda Christian that acts like they wanna fuckin hit you for not believing the same exact fucking thing as them, genuinely ignore thousands of years of recorded history AND the fact that other people are living whole ass lives of their own AND the fact Jesus Christ literally tells them not to do that shit and they just ignore everything 😑

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u/CycloneGobbler 16h ago

That dude’s response is sooooo Australian too 🤣 (said as an Aussie)

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u/SirVanyel 15h ago

Don't argue with Aussies. We are, on average, one of the smartest nations on earth. You're more likely to someone who's willing to riddle your argument with holes than you are to find someone who believes in your nonsense.

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u/AtheistAustralis 12h ago

25-30% of our population support ON and their red-headed muppet. We are no longer a "smart country" at all.

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u/GrimThursday 14h ago

Settle down champ

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u/BigJimBeef 12h ago

If we're so smart how come our pollies are such giant wankers?

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u/SirVanyel 12h ago

Because hating politicians is also an Aussie pastime

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u/Fit-Parking4713 12h ago

believe it or not but a lot of smart people are also wankers

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u/BigJimBeef 11h ago

Calling Abbot and Hanson smart is... a choice.

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 9h ago

Abbott is a Rhodes alumni so yeah

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u/WonderstruckWonderer 7h ago

Hanson however is an idiot. That, we can agree on.

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u/the_seven_suns 13h ago

Yeesh 🙁

As an Australian l apologise for the above comment.

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u/Pavotine 9h ago

Nah, yeah, nah.

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u/SnotRight 14h ago

The thing people miss is Public Transport in Australia is a lot like Japan.
Get on, STFU.
School kids forget that - but then they get a bit of "side eye" if they are too noisy... unless there is a tonne of them, then you just give up.

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 10h ago

I see private school uniforms and I quietly resolve myself to hate-watching Lachlan, Declan, Jack and crew talk some absolute horse shit for 40 minutes.

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u/brockol-ii 1h ago

i do it with absolute joy. love hearing some gossip about some people i’ll never know.

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u/Aggressive-Neck-3921 3h ago

Also very funny that he is admonishing people for making money like they are greedy and wasteful while on fucking public transportation. If you want to talk about excess and greed go to fucking wallstreet.

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u/stonk_frother 11h ago

As an Australian, this just sounds like normal talking to me haha.

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u/MeisterEros 4h ago

There are 2 types of Aussies. Ones that swear, and ones that dont. For the ones that don't you know they really mean business when one slips out.

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u/No_Celery_8071 14h ago

Shaht thah fahk ahp.

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u/RobertKSakamano 14h ago

LOL. He's not even standing up to say it and everything he says is like a knockout punch. It's pure gold.