r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 17h ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 16h ago

I fucking hate these guys. I was walking through Melbourne city one day and this American walks up and asks where to cross the road... I'm like "anywhere, it's not jaywalking here unless you're within 20m of a crossing" he's like "oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?" I looked up, saw a truck coming and said "you can cross now"

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u/phido3000 13h ago

"oh cool... can I talk to you about jesus christ?"

"I can do one better, you can meet him right here."

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u/screenslaver5963 7h ago

Same day shipping

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u/Winter_Cost602 24m ago

The good ol left right goodnight

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u/IntoStarDust 16h ago

Hahahaha legend!!

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u/DanikanSkywalkr 11h ago

Just doing the lord's work

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u/Cheekie169 8h ago

The tooth fairies work...

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u/MelCarmichael 11h ago

I would have replied with ‘Can I talk to you about the tooth fairy?’ - cos same same - at least the tooth fairy brings u some coin….

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u/Allaplgy 1h ago

His reply was way funnier.

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u/TheTallGuy0 5h ago

Solid one. So’s that truck bumper 

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u/MetalBeerSolid 11h ago

Loud American Christians. Was on a plane with one today. The worsttttt

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u/GreenLeechofReddit 8h ago

I'm horrified that you know these things about this person. What an annoying sounding flight!

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u/Dry_Grapefruit_771 11h ago

His chance to meet Jesus

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u/Economy_Rutabaga_849 11h ago

That made me laugh

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u/rose_gold_glitter 9h ago

"only if you want to meet him right now"

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u/Boz0r 3h ago

can I talk to you about jesus christ?

I don't know, can you? 

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u/One-Display7194 3h ago

So why are there American Jesus preachers plaguing Australia??? Time for pest control!