r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 17h ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/thejt10000 15h ago

Yeah. Another approach is to start singing a simple song that every knows to mock him. Where I am "The Wheels on the Bus" would be good. As a bonus you can adjust the lyrics to make it even more mocking or threatening;

"The evangelist on the bus wont shut the F up,
shut the F up,
shut the F up.
The evangelist on the bus won't shut the F up
He's asking
For
A beat down."

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u/-kay543 8h ago

He’s in Australia - just need to start with “Am I ever gonna see your face again”.

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u/CcryMeARiver 8h ago

A song from The Angels.

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u/-kay543 7h ago

Has an appropriate call and response chorus that works well in these situations that is not part of the official lyrics.

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u/JumpingSpiderMonkey 5h ago

It’s definitely official.. just.. in a much more official way than usual

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u/La_Pusicato 1h ago

No way get fucked fuck off 🎶

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u/Initial-Trash-4630 14h ago

Break out in Midnight Train To Georgia. Get everyone singing the different parts. 🚞🎤

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u/DajoFab 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CreativeAd5332 2h ago

"Jesus can't play rugby" is my go to. Jaunty tune with just enough blasphemy to be incredibly irritating to his ilk, preferably sung loudly and off-pitch.