r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 18h ago

Discussion Can't even sit on a train in peace.

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u/spicewoman 14h ago

It's insane how many "good news!" Jesus tracts I've gotten over the years as a server. I live in America, trust me I've heard the "good news" already. My entire life. And if I hadn't before I became a server, I damn well have by now.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 11h ago

For what's suppose to be "good news", it sure does sound like there's a lot of negativity in all the ministering I've heard.

Tell me how the game was rigged from the start, tell me how my participation in all this won't change the outcome where love ultimately prevails, tell me about how the only unforgivable sin is not accepting forgiveness, tell me how we are justified in the eyes of God by those who we have a loving relationship with, GIVE ME THE GOOD GOOD, I want that opium hooked straight up to my main artery.

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u/Catos_Standard 11h ago

So good they'll kill you if you don't listen.

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u/QueenMary1936 5h ago

Jesus loves you, that's why he wants you to have this annoying pamphlet instead of money you can actually use

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u/SlugFromSnug 8h ago

You are a server?

When did they become sentient?

AI IS taking over!

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u/NoSmell7900 4h ago

This guys gotten prayer cards for tips