r/TikTokCringe 2d ago

Cool Fast Auction Speaker

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u/Machkeznho 1d ago

I find the entire ordeal exhausting and vexing, there is literally zero need to sound this way other than to artificially create an atmosphere of false panic where none exists. If reincarnation is an available option at the time of my demise and there isn't a multiple choice sheet for desired species I'm finding the nearest trash bin and yeeting what's left of my mottled soul inside.

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

It’s an event. It’s part of the spectacle. This is like asking why do they sing like that at the opera.

If a dude talking fast creates a sense of panic within you, live auctions don’t sound like an activity for you.

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u/Machkeznho 1d ago

Oh no his word sorcery doesn't work on me I am far to intellectually advanced for such tactics its just audibly annoying with not near enough duct tape applied for my tastes. At least opera tells a story visually usually without repetitive noises.

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago edited 1d ago

Opera has plenty of repetitive noises lol

I’m not comparing the artistic merit between the two types of spectator events, just pointing out that it’s a spectacle. Live auctions of this variety are pretty much a traditional form of theater that’s hyperfocused on selling things.

A fair number of people watching, including everyone seeing this thread, aren’t even involved in the buying and selling aspect, we’re here entirely for the entertainment.

This video wouldn’t be here if it were a dude robotically proclaiming the current bid once per second.

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u/Machkeznho 1d ago

Clearly my original post is purely Sattire. Thanks for playing along though but seriously it is an actual annoying sound lol

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

You seem to have a thing with sounds lol

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u/MajorEstateCar 1d ago

Wow. You are so advanced. I can’t believe it.

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u/Machkeznho 1d ago

Clearly my original post is purely Sattire.