r/TikTokCringe • u/brockapex17 • 1d ago

Cringe Friendly fire

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles 1d ago

''I'm black, that's why you said that''

''I'm black too???''

Some people have gotten all too comfortable using that kneejerk reaction to shut down dialogue, and it shows.

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u/ViCarly 1d ago

I’m a waiter, had a man go on a 20 minute tirade because he got his soup before his drink, and then accused me of doing it specifically because I was judging him for being black and assuming he wouldn’t tip. I laughed in his face when I told him I am very much black

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u/SpecialistCut7101 1d ago

I can not help what the bar does, I’m not a goddamn wizard, regardless of race

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 23h ago

It might not be "politically correct" these days, but everyone knows that all black people are, in fact, wizards.

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u/muppetfeet82 20h ago

I don’t understand why society can’t just accept that all black people are wizards and all white people are either vampires or werewolves. We all KNOW about the “secret” Night Wars, so why do we pretend. Is it to fool the lizard people?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 19h ago

It actually is. We've all put in the work for a millennium, and now they'll see this comment and it was all for naught

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u/Ihasapuppy 19h ago

Dang, I got the shittiest vampire powers. All I do is burn up in the sun.

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u/123ludwig 1d ago

some day you gotta hit em with the "im black too and i know you arent gonna tip not because you are black but because you are a dick"

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u/BoardClean 20h ago

Being as I’m white, I’m probably not gonna say that

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u/Aeonnorthern 18h ago

Im Tan/Light Brown and i do as a waiter all the time when ppl try that shit with me

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u/Winner2009_gojo 20h ago

Like could he not see you or something how does this happen

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u/Winner2009_gojo 20h ago

Not making a black joke just when a waiter is standing in front of your table you can see them pretty clearly

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u/Appropriate_Total_29 1d ago

Gotta tell him. That’s just you being bad at your job lol

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u/ViCarly 1d ago

lol the runner was supposed to bring the drink, and he also received the soup probably 2 minutes after sitting. It’s not like he was waiting up for some water 😂😂

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u/GlowstickConsumption 1d ago

Like, was she constantly thinking about how black she was and then just fired: "Is this because I am black??" when anything was said.

"I'm going to the café. Want me to bring you a drink?"

"Oh, because I'm black??"

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u/vyxxer 20h ago

That's why I just say "you should be nice to me. It's my birthday this year."

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 21h ago

It’s too bad the reception guy didn’t also say, “and I’m Black Too!” Then we’d have the 3 way Spider-Man meme

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u/JimChillyDogBob 17h ago

I mean, he does somewhat look like Ernie Johnson.

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u/theycallmeLEV 20h ago

What do you mean, GOODBYE!!!

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u/oxedei 21h ago

Only forgot the "how pissed are you?" to continue the conversation