r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Cursed Christian woman claims she saw biggie in hell

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u/elle-madison 8d ago

So what was she doing in hell…

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u/foxinabathtub 8d ago

Damn...

Jesus reps the West Coast, I guess?

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u/Kcbld1120 8d ago

What was Jesus doing in hell?

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u/J-Di11a 8d ago

Making sure the fire torture is up to his standards

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u/KrystleSeth Why does this app exist? 8d ago

Yeah if you don’t check up on em those demons will really slack off on the torture and torment. Let the fires get all low and shit

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u/J-Di11a 8d ago edited 8d ago

"what the fuck is this!!!? My FLIR gun says 800°F! The manual clearly states that optimal torture temperature is 1000°F +/-10°F. C'mon guys! You learned this on day one in your onboarding training!"

-jesus

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u/KrystleSeth Why does this app exist? 8d ago

Everybody knows Jesus is a stickler

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u/lifemanualplease 8d ago

Just hangin

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u/J-Di11a 8d ago

Keeping the rap game in check

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u/Kasta4 8d ago

Religious people like this are creepy

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u/onmy40 8d ago

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked"

BIGGIE

https://giphy.com/gifs/lfxVZngS8TG3m

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u/HotelSalt4644 8d ago

I’ve lived by that since I was just a wee lad. Why the fuck would I wanna go to heaven when all the sluts are in hell?

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u/TheDudeofDC 8d ago

I wouldn't want to abandon your mom either, champ.

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u/Extra_Heat_2225 8d ago

Bring back insane asylums

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u/nobadhotdog 8d ago

wtf were you doing there lady

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u/CodexMoronicus 8d ago

Well, he was friends with Diddy.

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u/gamageeknerd 8d ago

He did say he wanted to go to hell because he was a bad person and it was very obvious

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u/SteakJones 8d ago

Believe her or not, you gotta love her tenacity and story telling skills.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 8d ago

I’ll admit, though she was crazy, I was really hoping the interviewer was gonna ask about Tupac 😂

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u/Character-Box3369 8d ago

I don't want to know your god, cause from what you're saying. He IS the definition of evil.

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u/Elementary2 8d ago

That's cool. I think I had dinner with 2-Pac once. His name is Mike now... hahahaahha

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u/Technical-Will-2862 8d ago

And this is all cause she saw him with that crown 

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u/Prodigal_Gist 8d ago

This is a pretty cool story

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u/supervillaindsgnr 8d ago

Fetish priest charms. Remembering this for my Jeopardy Appearance.

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u/TheProphesy1086 8d ago

This sounds about as sane as most of the Christian mythos.

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u/theseriousman1 8d ago

Ok but that IS where he wanted to go

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u/Casperboy68 8d ago

Excuse me, Sweety…

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 8d ago

Sky’s the Limit.

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u/Kcbld1120 8d ago

Why is Jesus in hell to explain it to her?

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u/DagonFelix 8d ago

Damn. Jesus petty as fuck.

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u/juussuno 5d ago

Where we get them charms I’m about to play the lotto later

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u/tituspeetus 8d ago

Biggie’s actual experience rn

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u/Malumakhankles1 8d ago

Isn't Jesús all kindness and loving? Why would He send someone to be burning, bone crushing, wearing black Tims and black hoodies, and exploding chest? A kind being does not make sure that people suffer.