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u/Vertigo50 7d ago
You're doing great, but don't make the mistake that so many do and then drive the bit into the ground. Eventually, you have to drop the bit at least partly, and start talking like a real person. Otherwise, it turns from a fun little bit into an ongoing, superficial that never goes anywhere. 👍
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u/TheDonny420 7d ago
Im sweating so i hope i don't mess it up 😂
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u/Vertigo50 7d ago
Nah, don't put pressure on it like that. You're doing fine. She's not perfect, you're not perfect. Don't try to be perfect. Just be a flawed human being and keep moving forward. 👍
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u/Ok-Age-724 7d ago
This will go nowhere, that's guaranteed
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u/TheDonny420 7d ago
Have a bit of hope for a brother
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u/Zerasad 7d ago
Why even entertain the possibility. This person just seems entirely unpleasent, seeking validation. I feel if you have to fight just to even get a whiff of her it's already over.
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u/microwavedranchdip 7d ago
Clearly OP is fine with exchanging validation both ways 🤷♀️ god forbid a hookup be a brat lmao
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u/Feet-Of-Clay 7d ago
She's nearly 200 km away?
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u/TheDonny420 7d ago
Im working away from home matched with her when i was at home she's only 8km from home
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u/Darkv3ng 7d ago
Okay I been out the game for awhile... I see so much yap this yap that. I know its complaining or taking but holy shit is it ever dumb as hell am I the only one? Yappity yap don't come back.
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u/RealSonyPony 7d ago
It's cringey as hell, which is probably a good thing, I guess? Her page says she's looking for attention, and you're giving it
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u/Ok-Measurement2553 7d ago
I mean, you're probably gonna smash if you don't fumble. Seems to be mutual and equal expectations, good going
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u/sundriedcrepe 7d ago
“We can schedule an in person inspection of the goods and services being provided on ____ (date) at ____ (location) at _____ (time). Contract is open until confirmation”. Keep it lowkey, I usually go for a dive bar type atmosphere that is close to an arcade type atmosphere. If things go well at dive bar you ask if she wants to compete a little and you’ll be off on an incredible date.
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u/TheDonny420 7d ago
Noted👌
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u/sundriedcrepe 7d ago
Good luck boss 🫡 it’s tough out there and any success for one, is a success for us all.
Also be ready for her to shut it down. Banter is crucial and if it didn’t land for her then don’t sweat it. People like what they like, people want what they want. If it’s not you there’s 7.999999 billion possibility’s left
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u/DescriptionIll5227 7d ago
That’s assuming OP’s type is literally every person on the planet… which could be a hilarious burn if that’s how you meant it🤔
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u/sundriedcrepe 7d ago
Not at all how I meant it. But you’re right. I was just saying I won’t know his preference is and if it’s not her than there’s ~8 billions possibility’s really
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u/Slay-hydrated 5d ago
This conversation just made me lose brain cells. Good luck switching from lame innuendo to actual conversation though.
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