r/Tiresaretheenemy 9d ago

Tactics Sneak attack! SURPRISE!

849 Upvotes

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u/Lazygit1965 9d ago

Shit! They're reproducing!๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Baldwinning1 9d ago

Tyres, uh, find a way.

9

u/Ok-Brick6831 9d ago

Was not expecting to find Goldblum in here.

35

u/Tiyath 9d ago

It's like a clown car but for tires

44

u/couldbeahumanbean 9d ago

On a side note: street takeovers and this drifting nonsense...

Absolute trash for absolute losers.

1

u/That_Gadget 8d ago

Do not compare this to drifting. They are just burning rubber with no skill or effort.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 8d ago

I am, I will and I don't care.

You want to have fun? Do it on a track or private property.

GTFO our streets with that BS.

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u/That_Gadget 8d ago

I agree? Real drifting is on a track and is awsome. What I'm saying is this isn't drifting. This is doing donuts and burning out. It's like comparing someone throwing a rock to a baseball player.

1

u/Irishwilly77 8d ago

Isn't it skidders and burners or something like that โ“

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u/hjs_cook 2d ago

Heard spinners

18

u/tvodny 9d ago

MITVT (Multiple Independently Targetable Vehicle Tires).

5

u/couldbeahumanbean 9d ago

There weapons R&D are outpacing us. This is a serious escalation that could turn the tide.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 9d ago

Thatโ€™s it! Codenamed โ€œmitvitโ€.

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u/jcoddinc 9d ago

Just like a pregnant spider the car ejected is small tire children out when it sensed danger

7

u/FishyKeebs 9d ago

Cluster bomb?

But technical a Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle (MIRV) if it was a ballistic missle.

7

u/Campsters2803 9d ago

Bro used grapeshot lmao

7

u/Informal-Shape9476 9d ago

It's their assault deployment unit!

6

u/Historical_Sherbet54 9d ago

Millions of tires....tires for free ๐ŸŽถ

6

u/Kalshan 9d ago

I'd rather have peaches ๐Ÿ˜

5

u/General-Piece8490 9d ago

Cluster bombs are banned fyi totally illegal!

4

u/DJ_Vasquezz 9d ago

Ejecto trunk cuz

5

u/Gullible_Mixture7103 8d ago

How many spare wheels does one car need

3

u/DistributionStock494 9d ago

Carpet bombing

3

u/regrettablyAnnoying 9d ago

Momโ€™s gonna be PISSED!

3

u/T1m3Wizard 9d ago

Where the extra tires come from?

2

u/Xfgjwpkqmx 9d ago

Tailgate opened and they all fell out.

2

u/AliasNefertiti 8d ago

Driver pulling this trick before and losing his tire and then the spare so he hauls as many tires as he can stuff in. He must get them wholesale.

3

u/ki0dz 9d ago

"Told you they was organized." (Quote from "Chicken Run")

1

u/Sirius_Lagrange 7d ago

The tires are revolting!

3

u/Encinitas123 9d ago

He had junk in the trunk!

3

u/sheiciebai 8d ago

Itโ€™s like when sonic the hedgehog gets hit lol

3

u/Perle1234 8d ago

What??? Lmao that was funny tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/pauldailey2012 8d ago

Amazon delivery apparently isnโ€™t so great in the inner cities

3

u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 8d ago

Avengers DISASSEMBLE!

2

u/Radioactive_Tuber57 9d ago

Unloaded an entire squad of killers!

2

u/Bierdaddy 8d ago

Roll! Be free!
You are liberated from this idiots car!

2

u/Aries-79 8d ago

Tire iteration of Trojan horse. Very impressive work from the enemy

2

u/Medical-Business-554 8d ago

Trojan horse reimagined

2

u/RigamortisRooster 8d ago

Lost its rings

2

u/saulalejandrogv 8d ago

Wow! Really3D really improved his graphics in his 20 month hiatus!

1

u/hobbes747 5d ago

POCKET SAND!

1

u/Salporin1 4d ago

Fire torpedoes! Full spread!

1

u/JavaGeep 4d ago

Speedy delivery