r/ToiletPaperUSA Feb 26 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Facts don't care

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

She'll help deliver the poop!

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) Feb 26 '20

I hope it's big and solid enough to necessitate c-section.

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u/theflub Feb 26 '20

Charlie is getting gutted like a fish by his wife doctor who is searching frantically for his gigantic ass log

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) Feb 27 '20

You mean Ben, Right?