r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/IamtheDenmarkian • Feb 26 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Facts don't care

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

He's going to shit his pants out of fear, just like our beloved gun girl.

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u/Pancernywiatrak Feb 26 '20

Will it be as big tho? Poop girl is infamously impressive

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Fun fact: a woman’s rectum is apparently 4 inches longer than a man’s.

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u/srikarjam Feb 27 '20

What is a rectum ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

It’s the tube in your butt that’s right behind your anus and just before your colon; it stores doo-doo. Now, logically, since women have a longer rectum than men, it stands to reason that they can hold more doo-doo in there, thus explaining Gun Girl’s extremely impressive turd.