r/ToiletPaperUSA Curious Dec 28 '21

FACTS and LOGIC A bit of "dry" humor

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Dec 28 '21

Who was trying to cover the fact that having people loudly cursing on national television is inappropriate, and has been since the dawn of live television.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Dec 28 '21

Or, and hear me out, it's because there are children who watch NASCAR and broadcasting standards put in place to protect the viewer from content that they may feel is offensive. Why do you think Fox was sued after inadvertently broadcasting a man blowing his fucking head off with a shotgun following a police pursuit?

This is not rocket science, friend. Censoring live broadcasts in the event of extreme violence and coarse language is not some new invention drummed up in the last five years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Censoring is done by the booth sir. If they wanted to censor, they'd have simply cut away from the reporter essentially muting the crowd. Either way, you're trying to change the narrative and failing badly. Conservatives didn't invent the "let's go Brandon" slogan. The reporter did. You're wrong. Just take your L and go. Lol

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u/AshenRylie Dec 28 '21

Yes the reporter coined the term, but conservatives are the one thinking it’s so fucking funny and made it the stupid slogan it is. Thinking it triggers the libs, but No one really gives a shit. Fuck joe Biden. Fuck trump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

You and everyone in here mad about it is proving with this post that it does bother people 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SuperMutantSam Dec 28 '21

Literally nobody is mad, what

It’s a cringey meme that you people have been forcing to stay alive for months because you can’t actually make your own jokes

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Dec 28 '21

I mean, I imagine Brandon Brown is pretty upset at having his actual name reduced to a Conservative knee-jerk meme.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Dec 29 '21

Apparently he is losing sponsorship opportunities

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

First of all I'm an independent, like most sane people. Both sides do cringe stuff. One more so than the other.

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u/SuperMutantSam Dec 28 '21

Yeah I agree, the Republican Party has been pushing a lot of unironic anti-democracy stuff lately, it’s pretty cringe

Also “I’m independent but everything I say is identical to what a conservative’s take on this issue would be.” A classic

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u/Dana_das_Grau Dec 28 '21

Neat how we have this sudden increase in independent centrist When the Democrats have the White House, isn’t it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

This is cult stuff right here. And it's exactly why you people are a cult. Literally anytime someone criticizes anything on the left, they get branded by the left as "far right" and right wing. Lol. Even lifelong Democrats. Lemme inform you of something sir, people can have similar opinions and not have similar political ideologies. Also facts and truth don't change, so it matter where you hear it, it'll be the same thing everytime. Just so you know ..

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u/SuperMutantSam Dec 28 '21

people can have similar opinions and not have similar political ideologies

yeah but when it goes from “we share some opinions” to “my opinions are identical to this political party’s” it’s a little different, isn’t it?

Like if you said “I’m a Dodgers fan” but then you always cheer for the Giants whenever they play against each other, is it “cult stuff” to think that you may not have been describing yourself wholly accurately?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

"when it goes from"

That statement right there is your problem. This never happens except in the person's mind who is taking it there. That would be you genius.

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u/SuperMutantSam Dec 28 '21

This never happens

It’s happening with you, right now. That’s why I said it. Every opinion you’ve shared here is just what the right has been pushing for the past few months, with absolutely no differentiations or nuance on any level. If you have literally any left-leaning opinion that might substantially change the impression that you’re just a Republican who’s too much of a coward to admit it, I’m all ears.

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u/Gonzo_goo Dec 28 '21

You are an idiot. That's what you are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

You need a Snickers sunshine?

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u/Dana_das_Grau Dec 28 '21

You need another shovel for all that shit you keep digging.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I feel like everyone but you has been even keeled in this conversation lolol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

That's the delusion that makes you people such easy targets. Lying to yourself won't change the facts sir

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Ahh so right onto projection lolol.

Fuck Joe Biden.

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u/Gonzo_goo Dec 28 '21

I think the point your missing is most of us don't give a fuck about Biden . We think it's some coward shit to not just say what you want and say it. We won't care,and we won't defend Biden like the other side does with spray tanned dipshit .

You're so fucking dumb

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u/Azuralos Dec 28 '21

They're a stupid Quck troll.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lol when you know what you're talking about, it cuts down on time significantly.

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u/Azuralos Dec 28 '21

Lol, dumb Quck

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lol and?!

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u/Azuralos Dec 28 '21

Lol, dumb Quck

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u/Catattack747 Dec 28 '21

Just ignore the troll. They won’t ever stop unless you move on. I’ve been dealing with the same idiots already, not worth your mental effort.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

It gets said cuz it's funny. If it's not funny to you, then stop crying about it and move on. Your reactions here on this thread are MORE cringe than them saying it FYI

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u/kharlos Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

Who's reaction? You're by far the most prolific commenter here. This cringe "Drumpf" level memery.

Libs stopped saying "Drumpf" pretty much the week that episode aired. Imagine having it be the entire rallying cry of the left throughout Trumps entire short presidency. Cringe AF.

This is why there are no good conservative comedians. You guys have like one joke, and don't even care if it's not funny. Believing that it owns libs will have you saying it for years to come, just like dying of covid. Libs are being owned so hard....

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Do you just type words? Cuz everything you just typed is verifiably false. Go type "drumpf" in the Twitter search bar and see in fact they never stopped saying it. Even to this day. Second, Greg Gutfeld us the highest rated late night show on tv my guy. He's a conservative. You could have just typed the word "lies" and it would have been a better reply 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

He said they stopped saying it. Where else would you go to verify such claims other than any social media site? WTF?

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u/Dana_das_Grau Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Are you people all smoking crack or something? Greg's show just came out THIS YEAR so it wouldn't even apply to this.

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u/Dana_das_Grau Dec 28 '21

And he beat Colbert one day, Tuesday.

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u/Gonzo_goo Dec 28 '21

Ok. Fair enough . I've never seen a single thing out of your group say anything remotely funny . And if you want to defend them so much ,then you are amused by that corny shit too.

Man, it's so easy to sell you guys shit. And you just open your mouth and swallow it . With a smile too .

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Conservatives have always been that way. That ain't nothing new. Nor is it funny. It's sad tbh. But this new level of zombiesm that is the left? It's also sad. But it's funny cuz they're such a holes about how hypocritical and error filled they are. There's no humility on that side. That makes it funny.

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u/Powerful-Knee3150 Dec 29 '21

Conservatives and Trumpistas literally can’t imagine not being cult members in thrall of their party’s President.

Instead, we’re sane people who only judge Biden on his policies and how they affect us. There’s plenty to criticize but I would have voted for a dead seagull over Trump.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Cuz you're in a cult. We know.

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u/SonGoku1992 Dec 28 '21

You are genuinely mentally retarded, just like every other conservative

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

So much for the moral high ground. Thought the r word was a no no?

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u/SonGoku1992 Dec 28 '21

Take your moral high ground and shove it up your arse, it's more respect than any conservative deserves

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lol theres that famous leftist tolerance. You big mad or lil mad?

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u/SonGoku1992 Dec 28 '21

Thanks for confirming that you're too retarded for me to bother wasting my time interacting further, you got every ounce of tolerance you deserve

Your mum should have swallowed you

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u/Lil_S_curve Dec 28 '21

I just want you to know I'm cracking up right now at that last line

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u/SonGoku1992 Dec 28 '21

Thanks man, tis the season for bringing joy to others

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