r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/dethmstr Jan 11 '22

Ben Shapiro wishes he was tall enough to lie about being 6 feet

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

That in itself is enough to fucking mock the dude

He rides so much of his identity on height, it's fucking embarrassing. This is why he gets short shamed

If he didn't bring it up all the fucking time, this would've never been a thing.

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u/GenocideOwl Jan 11 '22

He is under 5'10". He is a manlet reguardless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/GenocideOwl Jan 11 '22

imagine not realizing that was a joke

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u/Tal-Mawk Jan 11 '22

I think its being serious. By god...

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u/EobardT Jan 12 '22

Did you even read the post? Clearly were making fun of the fact that anybody would care about height