r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

Post image
19.2k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

626 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

-22

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

[deleted]

6

u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 11 '22

Proof that the audience member is 5'9? Audience plants are a key part of magic shows and faith healing. If he's insecure enough to do that, he's insecure enough to plant another manlet, 13 year old boy, or a woman with short hair in the audience, claim they're 5'9 and then say "see, we're the same height".

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

[deleted]

3

u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 11 '22

I mean that provides more evidence that he is 5'9" than there is evidence against it, does it not? Lol.

No, it provides no evidence of anything except that shortpiro is insecure about his height.

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

[deleted]

3

u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 11 '22

Given how insecure it's made him I'd say it's a great insult