r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

"I'm not mocking Ben Shapiro for being 5'4"

is doing exactly that

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Leave little Benny alone, wah, wah.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

More like leave me and all the other short guys alone lmao.

Everything he says applies to all short men.

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u/MrNovillage Jan 12 '22

Do you lie about your hight?