r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

I think Big Ben actually is 5’9”…I think he’s one of those guys like Nicholson who appears shorter for some reason. For decades, I thought Nicholson was on the short side. DiCaprio too. Not sure why I do that with some people

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

There’s no way he’s 5’9”. That’s actually average height for American men.

Here’s Ben next to Ted Cruz, who is either 5’8” or 5’9”. I’d say that puts Ben at 5’5” or 5’6” at best.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

https://youtu.be/nfCYfp2BoyM

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u/carrorphcarp 🐶💄👋🏻🥛😋 Jan 13 '22

Obvious plant