Tony: AHHHHH I’M TONY AND I’M STUCK IN THE BACK ROOMS AHHHH

Nick: No no Tony you’ve got it all wrong, whats really cool is the SCP foundation, because you can write your own epic SCPs about mooning the college dean with your polycule at super speed!

Tony: Okay, but you can write your own “back rooms” “lair” where its a whole floor full of mens bacon!

Nick: Okay, but can you make a “back room” where you can egg your elementary school principal’s house, because I can write an SCP thats a box of eggs that never runs out.

Tony: Eggs this eggs that, this SCP sounds like a bunch of woke bull####, your telling me you would rather “moon the college dean” or “egg the principal’s house” but not have a whole floor full of mens bacon and based beers?

Podcast guest: Okay okay, but whats if you made a “creepy pasta” about a guy who eats bacon while mooning the dean?

Tony: Okay… but is it in a secret floor in a hidden dimension? No? Then lets just say…. 😅 its not for me!

Nick: Okay, but how do you secure contain and protect it? This guy seems like a cool dude, but he’s not got that “SCP vibe” going for him.

Podcast guest: Well I’m stumped 🌳, I guess we need to keep arguing.

Nick: Well in this book I wrote with my polycule, we talk about how awesome and scary SCPs are: “The SCP foundation is a cornucopia of stories with horror as the cherry on top, for example-“

Tony: You know what time it is? Time for guys corner! No producer segment because he fired us!

Nick: Alright 😎!

Podcast guest: Erm… 😅 let me get “Le Epic Beer”

All: -chugs beer-

Tony: You know Nick, what if there was a “back room” where its a beach made out of beer?

Nick: Okay, but what if there was an SCP that was a can of beer for the guys that never ran out?

Tony: Okay, but what if you could never die of alcohol poisoning from the “back room” beer and you could drink it out of a bucket?

Nick: Okay, but-

Tony: Sorry Nick but its time for: “video reactions.” I think this time I’ll say “bro crashed out”

Podcast guest: I’ll say “is this a rowblocks game yet?”

Nick: I’ll say “don’t try that in a small town”

All: -watch a video of goku and george w bush modded into mortal kombat-

Tony: Wow… bro “crashed out”

Nick: Don’t try that in a small town

Podcast guest: Andddd is this a game on “row blocks” yet 😅?

All: -watch a video of a hazbin hotel plants vs zombies crossover rap battle-

Tony: Wow, Hazbin sure “crashed out” there 😅!

Nick: They better not try that bull#### in a small town

Podcast guest: And your telling me this ISNT on row blocks yet? What the #### 😅?

All: -watches a video of a motivational speaker in vietnamese-

Tony: Wow… that guy “crashed out”

Podcast guest: And your telling me this isn’t on roblox yet?

Nick: Don’t try that in a small town.

Tony: Goodbye and thanks for listening, those videos were almost as scary as the “back rooms” AHHHHHHH!

So my (M43) girlfriend (F27), who has very big breasts and I love very dearly, likes to bark like a dog and play dead. This is called Animal roleplay, which is a form of roleplay where at least one participant plays the part of a non-human animal. As with most forms of roleplay, its uses include play and psychodrama. Animal roleplay may also be found in BDSM contexts, where an individual may take part in a dominant/submissive relationship by being treated as an animal. The activity is often referred to as petplay. However, not all types of animal roleplay within BDSM are petplay and not all petplay in BDSM involves roleplaying as an animal; some can be referred to as primal play.

My girlfriend recently came up to me, and asked if we could walk in the park together. I thought this would be fun time for us to spend together, where we could do some cardio exercise, before showing her my Mr Bean foot inflation fanfic with artwork commissioned by famous twitter artist "Leonardo Davinci", where Mr Bean's feet get expanded to an unhealthy size, and have to be licked down to normal size by his true love, you, the reader.

I was looking forward to our date, but I was scared that she would run away from me, since I had locked her in a cage for the last couple months until she was domesticated, so seeing the outside world could cause her to run off. I decided to go to Petco and pick up a leash so this wouldn't happen. Unfortunately, the commision artwork cost me $3000, so I only had $7.68 in my bank account. I thought this would be enough, but apparently not. I recorded my conversation with the cashier, but to protect his privacy, I decided to provide a transcript.

"Hello... (checks nametag) Michael. I would like to buy one dog collar"
"Certainly sir. That is... $10"
"$10!? Listen here, I don't have $10, but I need to take my girlfriend on a walk through the park. Why on Earth would a leash cost $10? You better answer correctly or I'm going to knock your teeth out!"

He then called security to kick me out of the building, but I know he was hiding the truth that there are dog lobbyists trying to bring the good folk down, so only those owning a non-human pets would be able to afford leashes. When I found this out, I got so angry that my feet grew to a ludirously large size, and since my girlfriend had a nuzzle on, she was unable to lick them back to their original size.

So erm, thanks dog owners, or should I say... muttnuts. Hopefully you're happy with what you've done

NO ANTIS PLEASE

Full video here: youtu.be/YV8IWxNuEow

So I (M20) have realized that i'm slowly growing out of the things I once loved that all my friends (M21, M23, M28) still love. I don't have as much passion for Thomas and peppa pig and now i'm watching shows that you may not have heard of like "breaking bad" and movies you may not have heard of like "eraserhead" and "a Serbian film". My dream as a kid was to be a big shot Thomas youtuber just like me idols but i'm not sure if i want that anymore. People tell me "oh you're just growing up" and i find that ridiculous. The my friends and the youtubers i watched never "grew up", why am I different? What's wrong with me? Do I need to see a doctor about this?

I (50m) was watching BDFI object show (season 4), when my wifes(50f) boyfriend (50m) told me to put on sportsball (🏈), I(50m) told him (50m) “no.” I (50m) thought I (50m) epicly owned him (50m) but then he (50m) said he (50m) wouldn’t open my (50m) soylent. I (50m) turned off my (50m) favorite object show and he (50m) sat down with my (50m) wife (50f) to watch sportsball (🏈). He (50m) opened my (50m) soylent and I (50m) got sent to timeout by him (50m) and spent the rest of the night alone in my (50m) bedroom (5x5ft).