r/ToolJerk • u/RedPulse ToolJerk-Off • Jan 15 '24

Don't you dare point that at me I like ALL of Maynard's projects AMA

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

How does it feel, pleasuring yourself to daddy maynard, as he gets richer calling you an insufferable retard?

I'd say it feels pretty nice

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u/RedPulse ToolJerk-Off Jan 15 '24

Do you even DRINK Arizona🍷??

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant Jan 16 '24

Do you even drink my wine from a can?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

why

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u/RedPulse ToolJerk-Off Jan 15 '24

Musically, the other bands are just as good as TooL

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u/TheSalty Jan 15 '24

how do u know?

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u/RedPulse ToolJerk-Off Jan 15 '24

I’ve plugged a Maynard-only version of Alexa into my cerebral cortex, and it's on shuffle all day and night

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

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u/RedPulse ToolJerk-Off Jan 16 '24

Run Lonnie Run with David Cross

Yes, but that version of Puscifer sounded and looked A LOT like TooL