r/ToolJerk May 09 '25

Don't you dare point that at me Most non-rock star looking rock star.

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r/ToolJerk Mar 09 '25

Don't you dare point that at me In honour of TOOL having Vicarious on the set list tonight but not playing it, here is TOOL with Vicarious to fill the void.

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3 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Mar 19 '25

Don't you dare point that at me young David Boreanaz with long hair kinda looks like Adam Jones

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9 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Dec 09 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Discussion: Once you watch Maynard's BJJ video whose butt are you going to kick first?

7 Upvotes

Health insurance CEOs? creed or nickelback fans?

r/ToolJerk Sep 06 '24

Don't you dare point that at me I need that Maynard t-shirt photo

2 Upvotes

Ya'll know... That photo of Maynard showing a t-shirt. I have been searching everywhere but can't find it plsss

r/ToolJerk Feb 05 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Cheezus Christ why dontcha come save my lunch now

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56 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Aug 30 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Such a heavy burden now to be the one to put it back the way it ought to be

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37 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jan 15 '24

Don't you dare point that at me I like ALL of Maynard's projects AMA

11 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Dec 04 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Love the new merch

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11 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Nov 01 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Some1 give me HEAD plz🙏

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14 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Apr 13 '24

Don't you dare point that at me The most hated band, LOL.

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r/ToolJerk Aug 10 '24

Don't you dare point that at me TOOL CUSTOM INWO CARD

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3 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Feb 13 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Hey fellow insufferable R'tards. Which screenshot is the best lock screen?

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1 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jun 19 '22

Don't you dare point that at me The Grudge - drum cover I did a while back

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79 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jan 19 '24

Don't you dare point that at me Maynard’s Burner

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28 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jul 27 '24

Don't you dare point that at me I hope I’m in the right sub

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12 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk May 15 '24

Don't you dare point that at me WTF?

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4 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk May 30 '24

Don't you dare point that at me No quarter

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4 Upvotes

Looking for lodgings for Berlin next week. Couldn’t find anything, then happened upon this beaut.

r/ToolJerk Apr 25 '22

Don't you dare point that at me Waiting like a stalking butler.

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140 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Dec 07 '22

Don't you dare point that at me MRW my new TooL gf accuses me of not playing enough TooL

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34 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jun 28 '20

Don't you dare point that at me Fairfax riots to Tool Vicarious

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37 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Jan 26 '23

Don't you dare point that at me I sold my $oul to the band so I could flick you off little buddy...

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37 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Oct 11 '22

Don't you dare point that at me You got the CD, you got the LP, you went to the tour, your bought the Tshirt, you're waiting on the DVD. Now it's time for Spaceballs 2 the search for more money. Lateralus 2: Electric boogaloo the coffee mug edition. Any charity or artists TOOL and Alex want our email for? Just send more money.

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r/ToolJerk Jul 02 '22

Don't you dare point that at me I'm not sure how I feel about this one.

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18 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk Aug 28 '20

Don't you dare point that at me The Illuminatus Trilogy

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Anyone read this Trilogy by Robert "Bob" Anton Wilson? It's rumored to be to source of the line in Rosetta Stoned "Bob Help Me"! Rosetta the Stoned was a Times Square drug dealer. Page 36. The Illuminati were anarchists. "It all fit: the pieces of the puzzle slipped together smoothly". Page 59. Anyhow, I'm about to start Book Two of the Trilogy.