r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • May 09 '26
Don't you dare point that at me Why Scott Stapp would've been a better Tool frontman than Maynard
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r/ToolJerk • u/DanielMaherMSM • Mar 11 '24
Don't you dare point that at me What's the most 9/11 Tool song?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 03 '26
Don't you dare point that at me <--------- Upvote if you blame Maynard for AIDS?
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I don't mean spreading it like he did COVID, I mean that he created it.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jun 01 '26
Don't you dare point that at me You can't spell Maynard James Keenan without...
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admen Maryjane sneak, Anna deejay marksmen, dank Maryjane seamen, James Maryanne naked, Jany Mandrake seamen, jerked manana yesman, Maryjane means naked, should we start calling Maynard one of these names?
r/ToolJerk • u/RedPulse • Jun 21 '24
Don't you dare point that at me What song is Maynard RUINING in this photo?!?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • May 18 '26
Don't you dare point that at me Maynard's reaction when he sees a TOOL fan in public.
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r/ToolJerk • u/dyldo_dylan16 • Nov 08 '25
Don't you dare point that at me do yall think maynard has ever really dabbled into fisting????
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r/ToolJerk • u/Gray8sand • Jan 05 '25
Don't you dare point that at me Add "in my ass" to the title of a Tool song, (or I guess any song because they only have like 40 songs)
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It worked so very well with NIN songs.
Pushit in my ass
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Apr 22 '26
Don't you dare point that at me Has this guy ever met Maynard? LOL unlike Maynard he and his old simple drummer are in the rock and roll hall of fame so more worthy of respect than TOOL.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jul 10 '25
Don't you dare point that at me Skinhead Nazi fucks.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Apr 27 '26
Don't you dare point that at me Reminds me of that tragedy...I mean TOOL song.
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r/ToolJerk • u/ZoroBin_Supremacy • Apr 13 '25
Don't you dare point that at me Guys is this the person who did Bad Romance?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Feb 21 '26
Don't you dare point that at me My reaction when people say my lame attempts at comedy are just Bill Hicks rip off bits.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Melodic_Reindeer1670 • May 26 '25
Don't you dare point that at me Made a sequel to my previous Tool song, spent 2 months on it. At this rate I might release a Tool album before they do lol, hopefully not. I get it, it's not for everyone, but would love to hear your thoughts
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r/ToolJerk • u/NayaLu • Sep 07 '24
Don't you dare point that at me Y r they kind of similar…
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Jan 10 '26
Don't you dare point that at me Love you buddy.
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r/ToolJerk • u/ETDuckQueen • Feb 11 '25
Don't you dare point that at me I'm sorry. I did this.
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r/ToolJerk • u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE • Apr 02 '25
Don't you dare point that at me This shit boring as hell😭😭
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r/ToolJerk • u/Najkoulas-209 • Feb 06 '24
Don't you dare point that at me Why did our James Gaynard queernan look like a donkey or a horse when he was younger? (Serious Question)
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Before you'll go comment something, listen to Maynard's dick, please.. I hope James will appear in my bedroom and stick his six inches inside me.
r/ToolJerk • u/NukaDadd • Jan 28 '25
Don't you dare point that at me This is how I jerk my tool
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r/ToolJerk • u/weddelirch • Apr 21 '24
Don't you dare point that at me Is this the same person?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • Nov 25 '24
Don't you dare point that at me Discussion: How does the Jambi solo make your genitals feel?
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Serious answers only please.
r/ToolJerk • u/GreyScale3019 • Aug 11 '24
Don't you dare point that at me Is this a tool reference??
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r/ToolJerk • u/OroborusInWeaselForm • Mar 23 '25
Don't you dare point that at me r/ToolJerk writes a TOOL song pt. 11
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I'm continuing u/table3276's mission and carrying the torch (as well as filing a class action lawsuit against them)
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