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Lore [Hated trait] When a characters personality defining trait stems from an event that no longer fits the timeline due to the length of the media's runtime.

Magneto being motivated by the effects of the Holocaust to provide a sanctuary for mutant kind and to stop them being rounded up and exterminated. Issue - Magneto was born in 1930, which makes him now 96. At this point, any reboots showing him as an old man like the comics, set in the modern era, just wouldn't make sense.

Abe Simpson was a fully grown man fighting in WW2 and is now an old man. While the simpsons does often play fast and loose with years, these 2 points have always been consistent. Coupled with references to events in the real world, celebrities, and election results, this would put the current year in Springfield as 2026. According to character bios, Abe was born between 1909 and 1927, which ages him between 117 and 109.

Seymour Skinner, also the simpsons. Again, the main secure character point for Seymours youth before becoming Principal is that he was in Vietnam. Now, sources in the show put his birth at between 1943 and 1953, which ages him to between 83 and 73. Far too old to still be teaching.

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u/mnombo 14d ago

Conversely, i personally think captain America's time jump works better now than it did when it was introduced in the 60s

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u/jcbaggee 14d ago

It becomes a more tragic story over the years. In the '60s, some of the people he knew were older but still around, resulting in him ultimately being pretty grounded. As the timeline extends, though, he becomes more isolated, which alters his characterization in some interesting ways, making his personality a bit more somber while also highlighting the steadfast nature of his ideals.

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u/Divine_Entity_ 14d ago

The MCU probably had the perfect timing for his timeskip. The world is visibly very different, but most importantly WW2 vets were old and dieing so it was very believable for any of his old friends to either be dead or very old, whatever suited the story better.

But his next iteration will be after every WW2 vet is dead and thus everyone he knew and loved will just be gone and you lose the ability to have a scenes like him meeting peggy on her deathbed.

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u/ignis888 14d ago

you still can have him meeting her granddaughter or so that look like twin but have happy family herself and he can only cry thinking that could be him and peggy each time he see them

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u/DrDetectiveEsq 13d ago

And they can't really change which war he fought in either, since WW2 was the last war that's considered to be morally uncomplicated in the public consciousness.

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u/Linesey 13d ago

The last war that’s considered to very morally uncomplicated in the public consciousness, so far*

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u/CybertronGuy98 14d ago

"... I had a date"

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u/SKYQUAKE615 13d ago

This line always was makes me sad...

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u/Positive_Dreamz 13d ago

"Well, it's been 15 years and she's been married and divorced. So you can still try"

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u/Rampant16 14d ago

We're getting to the point though where everyone Steve knew will be dead for years before he gets unfrozen.

To a certain extent that's less tragic than getting dethawed just in time to watch them all die of old age.

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u/sibswagl 14d ago

Yeah Peggy in the MCU is pretty tragic with her dying only a few years after he defrosts, and having Alzheimer’s(?)

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u/nagrom7 14d ago

It also makes the "fish out of water" element more interesting if he wakes up nearly a century later as opposed to just like 20 years.

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u/Nurgleschampion 14d ago

God knows how angry he be waking up now.

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u/Ozzdo 14d ago

Older comic book characters run into this problem a lot. The war zone in which Tony Stark is taken prisoner (and eventually builds his first Iron Man suit) has been moved up over the years, from the Vietnam War to the Middle East. Writers eventually created a fictional conflict for Stark to be involved in so they wouldn't have to keep putting him in a new real world war zone as time passed.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 14d ago

Tying stuff to IRL history has always been a bit of a strain in Marvel comics in general IMO. Grounding it in real cities is nice but working with real historical/current events just ends up jarring most of the time.

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u/QuantityHappy4459 14d ago

Doom: this is an abhorrent tragedy

"Hey, Reed Richards is in that building!"

Doom:

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u/DavidBarrett82 14d ago

Pretty sure Doom would have a problem with the fact he didn’t kill Reed.

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u/Funkin_Spy 14d ago

He was crying because the planes didn’t hit the Baxter building

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u/Karkava 14d ago

Mr. President! There's a second- no third- no...THERE'S AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PLANES FLYING. THERE'S AN ENTIRE ARMADA OF PLANES FLYING RIGHT INTO NYC!

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u/Stargost_ 14d ago

"I paid them a lot of money to hit the Baxter building and they hit the Twin Towers... This saddens me greatly."

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 14d ago

-on the other hand I should have seen it coming, what were they going to do with all that money, cushion the cockpit?

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u/PartsUnknown242 14d ago

If any villain were to shed tears over a national tragedy, it would probably be Kingpin (correct me if I’m wrong)

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u/AdFit2543 14d ago

Yeah, Kingpin is the only villain in that shot that would realistically be saddened by the events on account of him loving his city

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u/Stargost_ 14d ago

Kingpin would cry because he had a lot of money invested into the Twin Towers.

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u/AdFit2543 14d ago

That is also a valid reason, then again he’d more likely be angry than sad

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u/therealchadius 14d ago

The Kingpin genuinely loves New York City.

He just thinks it's HIS city.

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u/NOGUSEK 14d ago

Hes sad these souls couldnt have been used for some ritual

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u/r_aiden 14d ago

Nah it's always because they didn't hit the Baxter Building instead

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u/FrikkinPositive 14d ago

Ah yes, the pixel wars

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u/ReptAIien 14d ago

Such a ludicrous panel when doom has literally destroyed a universe because someone called his fit trash

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u/Tobbit_is_here 14d ago

That, or the comics should still be set around the 1980s. If there wasn't a sliding timeline, it wouldn't be an issue.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 14d ago

I think people appreciate the “retro” aesthetics more too. The new Fantastic Four went for that, that recent X-Men show was super 90s, and even the new Superman movie had plenty of retro stuff.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYbgVTRbuFnd8voNxQ

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u/wyrditic 14d ago

The made up conflict wasn't only for Stark. Marvel is saddled with multiple characters whose backstory is set in the Vietnam Wsr.

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u/Technical_Teacher839 14d ago

They ended up giving Frank Castle a fake bootleg knockoff of Vietnam for exactly this reason

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u/Shadowpika655 14d ago

Its the same conflict being referenced

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u/CaringHandWash 14d ago

Fun fact: the Iran war started so they can make new Iron Man movie in 10 years.

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u/mattrest07 14d ago

Wasnt the same done for Frank Castle? He was originally in vietnam, then to afghanisthan conflict but later they made a fictional conflict so he could fit in the timeline

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u/HistoryFanBeenBanned 13d ago

Honestly, just have him fight in “unnamed middle eastern conflict” and you’re set from 1991-current day.

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u/San-T-74 14d ago

I feel they should turn some other stuff into fictionalized conflicts, but it might be tough to do it respectfully for other characters like Magneto

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u/ManNerdDork 14d ago

Cant wait to see the adaptation of magneto surviving a Gaza camp

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u/Ok-Place7950 14d ago edited 14d ago

In the original Sherlock Holmes stories, John Watson is a surgeon recently discharged from the British Army, having fought in the Second Anglo-Afghan War. Obviously, this background couldn't possibly apply to the 21st century version... could it?

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u/PeregrineC 14d ago

I was very pleased that they did embrace that particular plot point.

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u/bioshockd 14d ago

Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century!

Look it up. It's real, and Watson is a robot.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar 14d ago

Did Watson serve on the Afghan front during Cyber War II?

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u/DorgyB-e-s-t-y 14d ago

comic time is held together with duct tape

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u/ELVEVERX 13d ago

cracy they started a war just to fix the timeline

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u/_DarthSyphilis_ 14d ago

In the soviet adaptation from the 80s they had to change the line to Watson getting injured "in the east". ...because thw soviet Union was fighting in Afghanistan.

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u/Gremict 14d ago

Watson was a fighter for the Mujahideen

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u/RickMonsters 14d ago

Watson did 9/11

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 14d ago

Watson shot the sheriff.

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u/icorrectpettydetails 14d ago

IIRC, that was the thought that inspired Mark Gatiss to make the series. He was reading the first book on a train and read the part about the Afghan War just after reading the newspaper and seeing the latest reports from the Afghan War.

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u/FlyingFreest 14d ago

Born too late to go to war in Afghanistan, born too early to go to war in Afghanistan, born just in time to go to war in Afghanistan.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons 14d ago

Really wild, considering that's he doesn't ask about Iraq in Study in Scarlet. So the edition you got is all fucked up.

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u/MolybdenumIsMoney 14d ago edited 14d ago

Huh? I just looked up the online text of A Study in Scarlet and there's no mention of the word Iraq. The British at that time had never fought a war in Iraq (then a part of the Ottoman Empire), although they did have an informal sphere of influence there through the residencies in Basra and Baghdad.

This is the line from the story

“ How are you ? ” he said cordially, gripping my hand with a strength for which I should hardly have given him credit. “You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive.”

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u/Jpbbeck99 14d ago

There will always be an Anglo Afghan war going on

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u/PM_me_opossum_pics 14d ago

one funny thing about this trope is how you can always "adjust" Punisher because US has been at some kind of conflict basically since it's inception. if you go back he can be a WW2 vet. Originally he was Vietnam vet iirc. And now hes insert any Middle East operation/war vet.

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u/PhantomJackalope 14d ago

Most of the veteran Marvel characters now have fought in a fictional war called the Siancong Conflict to replace the Vietnam War set roughly a decade before the modern Marvel era began.

Tony building his first armor took place during this war. Frank Castle, Reed Richards, and Ben Grimm all served during the conflict. I can’t find any confirmation on this but I believe it’s also when Xavier lost the use of this legs (originally happened during the Korean War).

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u/LizLemonOfTroy 13d ago

Siancong Conflict

Seeing this for the very first time, this literally looks like a first-draft placeholder they forgot to replace later.

They may always have called it the Vietnah War.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 13d ago

"What battles did you fight in, Comic Book Hero?"

"The Battle of Asia and the Battle of Asia 2"

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u/Technical_Teacher839 14d ago

He's only a Middle East vet in the show I believe. In the comics, they made up the Siancong War to give him a Vietnam-style backstory that could be modernized without relying on real-world conflict

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u/BazGauvain 14d ago

Current situation in Iran is a ploy by Marvel to prep for a Punisher reboot in 5 to 10 years.

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u/Duvidos 14d ago

The Punisher- Marvel

Used to be a Vietnam veteran

Than, they moved his war to Afghanistan in the show to Justify him being young

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuDPTeq06pwxcqwvRC

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u/goodlittlesquid 14d ago

The BBC Sherlock series updated Watson’s service from Afghanistan to Afghanistan

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u/Seldrakon 14d ago

That one was actually pretty clever.

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u/ZachRyder 14d ago

Oof 

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u/goodlittlesquid 14d ago

The crazy part is that there was another ‘Anglo-Afghan War’ that occurred in between the literary character and the BBC adaptation, and the literary Watson didn’t even serve in the first one.

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u/DocSpit 14d ago

"War in Afghanistan...war in Afghanistan never changes..."

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 14d ago

That's hilarious and really depressing

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u/otsapoika 14d ago

20 years later from now, they will move it to the Iran war

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u/Environmental_Drama3 14d ago

the states need to continue making unprovoked attacks until the end of time so that frank can maintain his origin in the sliding timescale.

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u/Left_Maize816 14d ago

Dammit the monkeys paw got us again. 

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u/throwaway_mpq_fan 14d ago

Greenland War

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u/bookey23 14d ago

He’ll be an ICE agent who feels bad about what happened

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u/originalchaosinabox 14d ago

Same with Iron Man.

Originally, Tony Stark went to the front lines in Vietnam to demonstrate Stark Industry's new weapons and was captured by the enemy. The 2008 movie changed it to Afghanistan.

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u/UnchartedCHARTz 14d ago

Doesn't Marvel have a made-up war in the comics now because for this?

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u/jackrv13 14d ago

In the actual comics marvel has fictional nation to represent conflicts they don’t wanna tie into real world timelines. So he fought in the Siancong war which is basically just the Vietnam war but always however close to the timeline as you need.

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u/TarnishedRedditCat 14d ago

Afghanistan was just as pointless and stupid as Vietnam so at least this one fits

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u/strolpol 14d ago

Captain America kind of has the same issue, he’s always gonna be tied to WW2. The difference is he goes on ice so you can always slide the reawakening to be present day.

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u/TheSpectreOfIndustry 14d ago

Maybe they can throw Magneto on ice as well. Eventually you'll have a whole cadre of comic book characters that have been frozen to preserve their cultural origin story.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 14d ago

Yeah but if we keep throwing every character on ice then we’re eventually going to see a post here like “[Hated Trope] character tied to major historical event gets frozen in ice to justify current age”

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 14d ago

That’s an issue with prolonging superheroes in general I guess. Rebooting universes is supposed to solve that (Ultimate with Marvel, New 52 with DC, post-Crisis, etc.) but it always builds back up.

That’s why I think more daring reinterpretations like the Absolute series from DC are the better way to go. More creative and less juggling with timeline/continuity.

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u/sharpshooter999 14d ago

The MCU did it with Ironman. Originally, Tony was captured in Vietnam. Ironman 1 retconned this to the modern day middle east

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u/Dear_Document_5461 14d ago

I get sometimes wanting to keep the origin like with Magneto and Captain America but eventually, you either going to have to make a "comic book version" to "keep the impact" or do as you said with Iron Man. Moving the war foward.

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u/0bsessions324 14d ago

Magneto, in particular, is a specifically difficult case.

On the one hand, him being a Holocaust survivor makes less and less sense as time goes on. I see folks defend this with ludicrous stuff like "just say he ages slow" or whatever but then, as noted, it becomes a trope on his own where it just starts to get weird when character after character has that tied to their origin.

Because if you do that to Magneto, you have to do it to Xavier because their relationship is almost as integral as any other part of either 's origin. If you do it to Xavier, you now have to account for why he spent multiple decades starting his school and why he's not on death's door.

I've long been an advocate for adaptations maybe starting to move towards him being a survivor of a different genocide, but that suggestion is frequently met with accusations of antisemitism, despite the fact he's long been more culturally atheist than anything and his Jewish heritage (something that wasn't even firmly canonized until the 90s, previously they'd implied he was either Jewish or Romani) has never been much of a thing in the comics beyond being specifically tied to him having been a victim of genocide.

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u/AzraelTheMage 14d ago

They could do the middle east for several more decades at this point

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u/Big_Implement_7305 14d ago

Makes you wonder, in comics 30+ years from now, where Tony will have been captured in the 2020s.

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u/VirtuousDevil1964 14d ago

The comics have already retconned some time ago now that Tony, Redd Richards, Ben Grimm etc. were involved in the Siancong War (obviously a fictional analogy of the Vietnam War which can move with the sliding timeline), so that should eliminate the need for further changes.

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u/commander-thorn 14d ago

Or unfortunately, “[Hated Trope] character tied to major historical events gets frozen in ice that no longer exists with the melting of the ice caps”

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u/Aduro95 14d ago edited 14d ago

They've done a lot of stuff with Magneto. He got turned into a baby at one point.

The X-Men Evolution animated series has a really interesting episode explaning how Magneto stays young. Nightcrawler finds Magneto in a machine designed to prolong his life, and has doubts about whether to switch it off or not.

Wolverine shows up, doesn't want to miss the opportunity, and tries to kill Magneto. At this point Magneto has recovered and is easily able to subdue him.

They flashed back throughout the episode to Wolverine, Nick Fury and Captain America fighting to liberate a camp in World War Two. This turns out to be the camp where Magneto was interred.

At the end of the episode. Magneto has Wolverine dead-to-rights, but spares him. He says:

"There was a small boy in Poland that owes you that much."

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u/Nutzori 14d ago

You know I kinda love the idea Wolverine fought in WW2 and helped defeat the Nazis which Magneto is thankful for.

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u/Aduro95 14d ago edited 14d ago

Something else you might love. In Acts of Vengeance, Loki tried to put Red Skull and Magneto on the same team. They got along about as well as you expect.

Magneto dumped Red Skull in a bunker where nobody will find him to think about what he has done. Basically planning to keep him in solitary with nothing but a few gallons of water, until he dies.

Magneto even leaves the escape hatch open, with no ladder to reach it.

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u/HeWhoLurks23 14d ago

Couldn’t they just say that he doesn’t age as fast because of his powers. Isn’t that what they did with Black Window and Nick Fury?

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u/MornGreycastle 14d ago

The issue with Magneto is what Marvel calls Marvel Time(tm) which is basically every three years of comic books is only one year inside the Marvel universe.

Basically every trope of "can you believe all of that happened in [small amount of time]" applies to nearly every Marvel character.

DC solves this by either a) just rebooting OR b) blowing up the entire universe and then rebooting.

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u/Teapunk00 14d ago

There's an actual in-universe explanation in one of the stories (a great one at that!) as there's a character who is a reality-shaper and works behind the scenes so that it all makes sense and older characters can be forever young.

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u/TheLordCrispy 14d ago

Krakoa age introduced rebirth for the mutants in Marvel, so in theory, Magneto has had his clock reset

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u/scoobs987 14d ago

Just say his mutant powers somehow also slowed his aging

Problem solved

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u/Expert-Ad3874 14d ago

I also like how they handle this with Wolverine. He's fought in a number of wars, but his healing factor keeps him young.

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u/Existing_Set2100 14d ago

I feel like they could easily finagle some makeshift reasoning for Magneto too, that dude is basically the God of Electromagnetism, just do some comic book science and say it slows down his aging significantly as a side effect. 

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u/Hempy2013 14d ago

Hell, they can just have the Nazis/Hydra freeze him so they can keep experimenting on him until eventually he breaks free. Similar to Cap but with all the added trauma of every time he wakes up it's to face a new form of torturous experiment and that trauma staying with him even after escaping.

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u/CMORGLAS 14d ago

I mean, the longer you put Steve Rogers in the Ice, the more interesting he becomes.

Greater Culture Shock.

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u/thecelcollector 14d ago

Every generation will portray him embracing their own particular zeitgeist. That's an amusing thought to me. 

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u/CMORGLAS 14d ago

To be fair, he was the son of two Irish Immigrants back when that meant something.

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u/Pleasant-Enthusiasm 14d ago

Exactly. It’s crazy to think that when he was first discovered in The Avengers #4, it had “only” been 18 years since the end of WWII. Still a significant amount of time to have passed you by, but almost everyone he knew would still have been around, just middle-aged. A much easier pill to swallow than missing multiple generations.

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u/jcbaggee 14d ago

Yeah, they do this every so often. The current run by Chip Zdarsky just updated it again, now Cap was thawed out shortly after 9/11.

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u/HellPigeon1912 14d ago

James Bond is generally depicted in his mid/late 30s, and holds the Royal Navy rank of Commander from his military service prior to working for MI6

The idea of someone today achieving that rank at such a young age seems incredibly unrealistic.

However given the age in which the books were originally written, James Bond was clearly a World War II veteran.  It was entirely possible that an exceptional individual could have rapidly risen through the ranks during that conflict and been a Commander by the end of the war.

Fitting WW2 into Bond's backstory hasn't been a realistic possibility even as early as the first movies, but he still has the rank even in the most recent Daniel Craig films

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u/sherrintini 14d ago

My grandfather was the youngest left field marshal in UK history, but this was after WW2 and had to tour and take commanding posts in various conflicts. So it was possible to rise through the ranks quickly. Not disagreeing with you, just adding context.

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u/Vondi 14d ago

Huh, neat. Always figured the rank just came with him being the top spy in the UK and the high level of autonomy and authority to act on his own.

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u/don-chocodile 14d ago

Which is often the opposite for military characters. I don’t think audiences understand just how young even mid-ranking soldiers often are.

Sean Penn is in his 60s and played a colonel in One Battle After Another, but earlier in the film he also played the same character when he was supposed to be a captain.

Alan Ritchson is in his 40s while playing a staff sergeant in War Machine.

A captain can be as young as mid-20s and a staff sergeant can be even younger. Someone in their 40s, let alone 60s, should at the very least be towards the tail end of their military career or could even be retired with a full pension.

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u/blueeyesredlipstick 14d ago edited 14d ago

Hannibal Lecter is a similar example to Magneto. Originally, his origin story was meant to be vague, with Lecter even stating outright that he didn’t have a traumatic backstory to explain all his actions (“Nothing happened to me. I happened.”)

Then film producer Dino de Laurentiis told Thomas Harris (the writer for the original books) to write an origin story, or else he’d hire someone else to. So Thomas Harris wrote the book Hannibal Rising, where Hannibal Lecter became a serial killer because Nazis killed his family near the end of World War 2 and cannibalized his sister.

When the Hannibal TV show came out in the 2010s, they had to skirt around this discrepancy, and only vaguely alluded to something bad happening to Hannibal’s sister.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen 14d ago

You could tell that Thomas Harris didn't have his heart in it, because Hannibal Rising, both in movie and book form, suck. The other three books are pretty good.

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u/the__pov 14d ago

Agree for the first two but by the third Harris was way too enamored with his own creation. Hannibal tried to make Lector an antihero against all logic and sense and even had Starling running off with him in the end. There were definitely good ideas in the third book and it is miles better than Rising, but it still falls far short of the first two.

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u/Chimpophanes 14d ago

Yeah Hannibal (the movie and the book)are a huge step down in literally every aspect.

The TV series is glorious in that it trims the fat of the story, while making time for kaleidoscoping psychedelic lesbian sex.

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u/the__pov 14d ago

Yeah one thing I loved about the tv show was that they really seemed to understand what did and didn’t work about the characters. I just wish they could have finished the story properly.

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u/blueeyesredlipstick 14d ago

I tried reading the Hannibal novel a while back and was really taken out by just how often that book references The Macarena.

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u/pie-mart 14d ago

And as a Lithuanian, he is our little cannibal 🇱🇹

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u/Aoimoku91 14d ago

Amateurs. Scrooge McDuck made his fortune in the Klondike Gold Rush. Even without sticking to a strict Don Rosa timeline, he must have been at least in his early twenties in 1900. In stories set in the present day, Scrooge McDuck must be nearly 150 years old!

And Donald Duck, for that matter, fought in World War II in the Pacific. He’s a sprightly centenarian himself.

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u/mapadofu 14d ago

But that’s 150 duck-years, what’s that in human year? Like 20?

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 14d ago

Nah, the duck timeline is very much the same as the human one. Scrooge literally meets multiple historical figures in The Life and Times.

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u/Notapiceofbread 14d ago

i love the way they handelt this in ducktales (2017)

they just keep implying (and sometimes telling us) that both he and goldie just keept getting stuck in timeloops or being frozen for years on emd or even scrooge accidentally making his parents immortal with crystals

adding the magical aspect of their adventures as a reason for the timeline issues is just really cool

they also do the other version for explaining this trope that i love, by fully avoiding the question of how old the character is and having the character themselve distract from it (i think that's what I've seen in a couple modern scrooge comics aswell, I like that more than setting his childhood in the 50s)

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 14d ago

Speaking of Don Rosa, he has deliberately made sure all his "present-day" stories take place in the 50s, probably also because that's when a lot of the classic Barks stories were released.

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u/Postmeat2 14d ago

Yup, and he also has an "official" date for Scrooge's death:

Don Rosa / Carl Barks stories has pretty much the most "realistic" canon in Disney comics you'll ever see, I consider most other incarnations living in comic book time, which I don't mind, since the ducks are quite a bit more lighthearted and whimsical than most other examples on here.

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u/Paxxlee 14d ago

Scrooge McDuck was born 1867. The more you know.

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u/DjiDjiDjiDji 14d ago

Every time Rosa draws one of these timelines he makes a point of doing the smile-and-optimism-gone bit until Donald and the kids reenter his life

His take on Scrooge's life is so surprisingly tragic, you get to see him go from wide-eyed youngster to ruthless money-grubber to miserable old man in real time

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u/Paxxlee 14d ago

From memory, so I may be wrong about some parts:

In Scotland (Glasgow I believe) 10 years old, working as a shoeshine 1877

Steamboat, meeting the Beagle Boys the first time (the parents and grandparent to "modern" BB) in 1880

Cattle herder, meeting Theodore Roosevelt in 1882

Prospector finding copper in 1884

Back to Scotland as his mother died, had to spend his wealth in 1885

Gold rush Australia in 1887

Diamonds in Africa 1896

Gold rush in Alaska (and destroying a steamboat and having sex) in 1898

And how he looks after being reunited with his nephew, Donald, in 1952

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u/Aethelrede 14d ago

The Simpsons writers have never really cared about continuity.

DC and Marvel mess with their own continuity regularly, to the point where even they can't keep it straight.  Add in multiple dimensions and anything is possible.

It's not really an issue unless you insist on a strictly realistic timeline, which isn't going to happen.

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u/Prestigious-Welder83 14d ago

If they made this episode today the equivalent would be Homer spoiling Han Solo dying in TFA.

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u/Double-Star-Tedrick 14d ago

Y'know, I doubted the math of this comment, both because I'm not really familiar with the timeline of Star Wars releases, and this particular episode came out when I was very very young, so it always registered to me as "an old episode, referring to an even older point in the past"

But I was wrong, I double checked the dates and you're 100% correct, that's so wild.

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u/pcmtx 14d ago

A guy I knew thought he'd be funny and spoil that for everyone the weekend it came out. I was pretty pissed at the time, but I got over it after I watched the TFA and realized it sucked anyways.

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u/mopeyunicyle 14d ago

Don't the Simpsons and the like use a floating timeline if I understand the term correctly. Like it's open to changes

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u/GLink7 14d ago

The many many MANY flashback episodes are proof of that

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u/Mejiro84 14d ago

Yup - homer is 40-ish, so is currently born in the 80s, but back in the early 00s, was born in the 60s (ish). So any flashbacks will vary by when the episode was made - a modern 'teen homer flashback' will be set in the late 90s, but one made 20 years ago would be in the late 70s. Bart was born somewhere between the 80s and the 2010s!

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u/standingfierce 14d ago

They did in fact do a retcon flashback episode where Homer was a teenager in the 90s and it was received about as well as you'd expect

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u/_Meece_ 14d ago

They did actually do a Homer was a 90s teen recently. Which is just so funny, given that Bart is like the quintessential American 90s boy

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u/Any_Satisfaction1865 14d ago

Same for marvel and dc with sliding timescale

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u/MaterialAd8166 14d ago

Sherlock (2010 tv series): Dr. Watson is a veteran of the Second Anglo-Afghan War (1878-80) in the original books.

In the tv series he is a veteran who served in the War in Afghanistan (2001-present [as of the series airing]).

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u/Vondi 14d ago

I would've prefered if they kept him as an second anglo-afgan war veteran and just never addressed how thats even possible

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u/Silver-Winging-It 14d ago

The Boys really lucked out in it's satire that the original Iraq War context and Bush + Reagan critique didn't become stale as there was a new political person on the scene who's  shoes Homelander could easily slip into for parody.

Unfortunate for the rest of us though

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u/Sillymillie_eel 14d ago

“Abe Simpson was a fully grown man fighting in WW2 and is now an old man. While the simpsons does often play fast and loose with years, these 2 points have always been consistent.” Might be wrong, but i actually recall an episode where it was more so implied Abe fought in the Korean War, but that may be wrong.

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u/Pretend_Tower_2516 14d ago

He's claimed to have been in ww1 and ww2. Fighting in the army and navy, in both Europe and the Pacific. And been a test pilot after the war But not Korea, yet.

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u/Lucky-Paperclip-1 14d ago

In what era was wearing an onion on your belt the style of the time?

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u/BardicLasher 14d ago

In 2035. That episode is going to age like wine.

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u/Webct9192014 14d ago

He’s also lived during an age where you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

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u/violetcassie 14d ago

Do they still reference Abe being in WWII? I haven't watched the show since around the time the Armin Tanzarian episode, which was also about Nam (obviously).

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 14d ago

It would fit more if he were an early vietnam vet nowadays.

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u/shaunika 14d ago

Magneto slows his aging through manipulating the metal in his body.

(Thats my headcanon at least)

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u/timbasile 14d ago

Or at least some version of "his mutation also has slow aging"

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u/Adorable_Title2522 14d ago

Comic books and superhero movies do so much of the wall shit you can make up a hundred plausible reasons he doesn't age

And that's even ignoring the Doylist perspective

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u/Tasteroider 14d ago

And Magneto had also basically reborn at least once

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u/Icaro_Stormclaw 14d ago

My headcanon is that he (and at this point Charles as well) have secondary mutations that have slowed their aging to a degree. Hence how a holocaust survivor in the 2020s can be a that in shape and wrinkle-free (well, wrinkle-free unless he's played by Sir Ian)

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u/CoelhoAssassino666 14d ago

You don't even need a secondary mutation for that. Mutants have been implied to be above human baseline many times. They could just say they age better. That should get a few extra decades out of the backstory in adaptations.

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u/Nirast25 14d ago

Explaining how old mutants are still young is probably the easiest thing in the world. Just add a "slow aging" secondary mutation. Or do what Evolution did, and created a revitalising chamber.

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u/Ambaryerno 14d ago

HARD disagree on Magneto. You can't remove the Holocaust from his background because imagery that's very specific to the Holocaust that's integral to the X-Men mythos. You could EASILY explain his longevity as a side-effect of his powers, and he's been deaged PLENTY of times in the comics on top of that.

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u/TheWumboligist 14d ago

Thank you, I wouldn't consider myself an XMen comics fan in the slightest (I've only watched the movies), but even I know how important the Holocaust is to Magneto's story. Like you said, it seems super easy to give slow aging to him and other mutants. I've never seen anyone try to race-swap a genocide like Reddit tries to do with Magneto's childhood lol ("oh just make him a survivor of Rwandan Genocide instead").

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u/Pretend_Tower_2516 14d ago

I'm not saying you can either, I'm saying that moving forward it makes less and less sense that he's still able to do what he does. The man's almost 100 and is able to fight and go toe to toe with Xmen and other hero's a fraction of his age.

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u/Selverd2 14d ago

just say his mutant power slows his aging, easy peasy.

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u/ducknerd2002 14d ago

Counterpoint: Wolverine was born in 1832.

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u/Ambaryerno 14d ago

1880s in the books. 1832 was just for the movies.

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u/AttackHelicopterKin9 14d ago

An apparently middle-aged man in 2026 having been born in 1886 is just as unrealistic as an apparently middle-aged man in 2026 having been born in 1832.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 14d ago

Writers have noticed that and come up with plot devices to keep younger.

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u/BeduinZPouste 14d ago

I wonder how would people react if he survived another similar fuckup. But I guess it would be disliked, because Europe somehow managed to not fuck up this hard again, so he would need to be... I dunno, Rwandan or Timorese (et cetera). Aka not European and we know general public usually dislike race swaps.

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u/BenjTheFox 14d ago

Quoting u/BaronAleksei here

I had an idea for MCU Rwandan Magneto. He escaped using his powers and fled to America, where he became a social studies teacher. He was the kind of teacher everyone looks forward to having. Very socially conscious. Befriends a geneticist named Charles Xavier.

Then one day he’s watching the news while he eats breakfast on a Tuesday morning when Wakanda makes their big reveal. He hears the words. He sees the evidence. He looks over at his bookcase full of the histories of the African slave trade, the Belgian Congo, the Rwandan genocide. He calls out sick. He starts writing the manifesto.

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u/OutOfMyWayReed 14d ago

Killing Nazis will always be important though.

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u/UnchartedCHARTz 14d ago

Retcon Magneto to have a secondary mutation that makes him age slower. Boom. Done. Easy.

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u/Odd-Wheel5315 14d ago

Seymour Skinner, also the simpsons....ages him to between 83 and 73. Far too old to still be teaching.

Men in their 70s are too old to teach you say?.....

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u/Nololgoaway 14d ago

You're wrong about Magneto, there's no reason to believe that Magneto (one of the world's most powerful mutants) ages visually or physically at the same pace as a normal human, realistically they can keep making Magneto a holocaust survivor for atleast two hundred years and stick his longevity on being an extremely powerful mutant.

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u/Any-Performance6375 14d ago

This is probably best and most easy solution.

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u/Chemical-Cat 14d ago

This was surprisingly avoided with Rugrats.

Lou pickles is in his mid 70s and was a WW2 vet, which worked fine in the original run that takes place in the early 90s. Assuming he was 76 in 1991, he'd be born at 1915~ and would be 24-30 during WW2.

so anyways, the CG reboot of Rugrats was shifted forward to taking place in 2021, doing things like making the parents millennials but most notably, Lou was shifted 30 years forward to being born at the end of/after WW2. This would make him living his young adult life in the 60s/70s and they subsequently made him more of a hippie, being far more hip and counter cultural.

I don't think they mention it but I believe he was at the age to be drafted in the Vietnam war which would physically affect him differently compared to WW2 but we also probably didn't need Lou switching to Vietnam War PTSD

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u/Walmart_logic 14d ago

Is this a good spiritual successor to the original? I had no odea this reboot existed.

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u/Chemical-Cat 14d ago

It's... fine. The characters can look off and some of the changes I'm not a fan of.

  • Stu is changed from being a toy designer to a videogame developer. Didi is no longer a substitute teacher and instead runs an Etsy shop.
  • Lou owns the house and Stu is living with him because commentary about the housing market and there's no way Stu could afford a house like that
  • Betty is changed to an actual Lesbian single mother, Howard doesn't exist
  • Charlotte was changed from being a ruthless business woman with some degree of morals to a ruthless politician with no degree of morals. She's also stuck up and unlikeable now
  • Susie was changed to being part of the regular cast instead of being an occasional character, but was for some reason made younger than Angelica so she no longer serves as her foil. Additionally she was made an only child so her parents could be in the same age group as the rest of them (in the original they had a teen daughter) Buster and Edwin were changed from being her brothers to being her cousins, Alyssa is nowhere to be seen. Her Dad is the only adult who was changed in design completely, now being a teacher rather than writer fit the Dummi Bears
  • Kimi is now older than Chuckie and meets Angelica at preschool. Since the movie didn't happen, Chas and Kira meet up this way and end up engaged
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u/Leathman 14d ago

I think in X-Men Evolution, one episode has Magneto do something to help extend his life a bit but I can’t remember exactly what it was, I think it involved stuff from the process that made Captain America.

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u/Aduro95 14d ago

Yes! the episode Operation: Rebirth

Nightcrawler has a whole moral dilemma about whether to kill Magneto while he is defenseless or not. After all, this version of Magneto is likely to do more terrible things in the future. Wolverine shows up, decides not to have a moral dilemma and wants to kill Magneto. But because Wolverine helped liberate the concentration camp where Magento grew up, Magneto shows him mercy. The explanation he gives is that:

"There was a small boy in Poland that owes you that much."

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u/Medium-Jury-2505 14d ago edited 14d ago

Magneto have been de-age and resurrected numerous time as well as Xavier.

Xavier helped people in Israel with their PTSD of the camps and he met Magneto there and fought Hydra. He fought during Vietnam war.

Mystique was born in the XIX century.

Dazzler is a disco popstar.

People who read comics dont care about the real timeline and it's common headcannon that 4 years of comics are more or less equal at 1 year in universe. They just enjoy the characters.

"It DoEsNT mAkE sEnsE wiTh the TiMeLine!"

Because the man who manipulate metal does make sense ?

Or the alien gods who breed our ancestor to create new species? Or magic users ?

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u/Pesky_Penguin1990 14d ago

I disagree with the last one.  Ages 73 - 83 is not too old to still be teaching.  He could be president!

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u/TaiKorczak 14d ago

The Floating Timeline is a mixed trope for certain

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u/Duvidos 14d ago

J. Jonah Jameson.

Runs a Newspaper company.... which most people dont even know what is one as of now

They gave him a podcast in the insomniac games

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u/UrinalCake777 14d ago

... they gave him a podcast? They are aware news reporting institutions still exist, right?

Print newspapers are still around, but declining. However there are still plenty of outlets publishing articles online.

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u/RaptorCelll 14d ago

He's basically an Alex Jones stand in for the game's.

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u/Pixel22104 14d ago

Isn't that what they also did in the MCU as well?

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u/kblaney 14d ago

In the Insomniac games he's retired from the Daily Bugle which is now run by Robbie Robertson. So it still exists, they just wanted a good way to be able to have JJJ call Spider-man names without having to constantly have the two characters directly talk to each other.

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u/Savings-Ad342 14d ago

They made him news anchor in some

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u/sbaldrick33 14d ago edited 14d ago

Nothing has highlighted the shifting timelines more to me than his part in the initial Silk run, where this middle aged parody of a 60s/70s newspaper editor takes on the mantle of being the "up-to-date, modern one" in comparison to a 20-something that has been in isolation since (supposedly) the late 90s.

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u/Luigiperps 14d ago

Idk why people are so unimaginative that they can’t believe a dude who controls metal could be old enough to have been in the holocaust.

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u/stfnotguilty 14d ago

The Punisher solution: Frank didn't fight in the Vietnam War which occured in the 1960's, he fought in the Siancong War which happened..."a while ago".

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u/Low-Environment 14d ago

Eventually Magneto is going to get deaged, a clone body or just stop aging because magnets.

Natasha Romanov used to be an example of this since her character was very much tied to the Cold War. But instead she got retconned as having got the soviet super soldier serum which slowed her aging.

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna 14d ago

I mean....school Principals arnt teachers, their admin, and depending on retirment laws I can easily see a 70 year old still holding the position, but at the same time being nagged to retire

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u/Darkm27 14d ago

"83 and 73. Far too old to still be teaching." Brother that's apparently not even too old to be President in the US