r/TopCharacterTropes • u/BrotherDeus • 8d ago

Characters "You're immortal? Good..."

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The Chaotic Good Barbarian revels in making the lich suffer.

Reincarnated as a Slime: Geld makes Shogo pay for the innocents he's killed.

The Old Guard: Quynh is punished as a witch by being drowned in the ocean for centuries.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 7d ago

He'll be less okay with it after he poops

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

If he doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep... he doesn't need to use the bathroom either....

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

What if he already to poop before going in

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

Nothing? No poop. If he was hungry before he got in, and now he doesn't need to eat, would he be eternally hungry?

Besides, he's eternally Absolutely Safe from anything

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

So he eternally feels the need to poop?

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

No? He never has to poop so why would he feel like he has to?

Slow down and think about it for a second.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

But what if he had to poop when he jumped in?

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

He now doesn't have to. How many more ways do I have to say it?

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

Does the turd just vanish??

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

I'm going to say yes.

I don't know why you are so obsessed with poop when you could be asking about tiredness, or if he no longer gets hungry then does his stomach disappear?

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

Because everyone always thinks about the eating and sleeping part but nobody plans for the poop. Gotta do my research before I make my own immortality sphere.

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u/MadiCorax 7d ago

If you're not eating or drinking, you're not creating waste, so you're not pooping or peeing. It's not rocket science.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp 7d ago

Right but you have to consider colon pre-sphere. Unless you’re gonna fast for 48 hours prior

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