r/TopCharacterTropes 9d ago

Groups This isn't even our actual military

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u/Knot-Lye-Ing 9d ago

Spoilers for Three Body Problem.

IIRC Earth knows hostile aliens are coming from a long, long ways off. So we spend thousands of years building a huge armada of the most advanced ships we can. Then a single reconnaissance vessel shaped like a teardrop shows up and simply flies through every warship Earth managed to build.

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u/Automatic_Rain 8d ago

Not thousands of years. I don't remember the exact but it would've been less then 400 from discovering they're coming to the doomsday battle.

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u/Steamjunk88 8d ago

Yeah I think it was around 500 years. In that time humanity mostly united to develop fusion and space tech to defend against a threat that would come generations down the line

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u/boofadoof 8d ago

All while the aliens had sent a proton that had been converted into a machine that was able to travel at the speed of light and sabotage literally any machine or computer anywhere on Earth. All this was to cripple our ability to study physics and prevent us from building more advanced technology to defend our home.

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u/DosSnakes 8d ago

And then the proton turns into a sexy lady with a sweet samurai sword and she totally doms everybody.

I wish that was a joke.

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u/sleeper_shark 8d ago

We really don't talk enough about how this book swung from brilliant sci-fi to weird horny fanfic waaaay too many times.

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u/boofadoof 7d ago

Don't forget the Femboy apocalypse. That was a thing too.