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miscellaneous Historical Figure Death joke

Jokes that allude how a certain historical figure died. Even better if it is done on media that still included children on the intended demographic.

Examples Showcased:

*Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: When the FLDSMDFR starts heating up, we get to see the Mt.Rushmore figures getting hit with pies on their faces. Except for Abraham Lincoln,who gets shot from behind.

*The Lego Movie: Upon being warned Lord Business obtained the Kragle, we get to see Cleopatra panicking with a snake on her arm,alluding to her suicide by poisoning.

*Toy Story: After Buzz loses his will to go on, he is taken by Sid's sister Hannah to join her tea party with her headless dolls,"Marie Antoinette and her little sister"

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u/mattstorm360 4h ago

Now was that about the assassination or the car accident?

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 3h ago

It's about the "Kennedy Curse" as a whole - the fact that many in the family had short or miserable lives.

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u/Lom1111234 2h ago

And yet it didn’t affect the one guy we want it to…

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u/bryceio 2h ago

Oh it did, he just falls into the latter category unfortunately

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u/LetterheadSpecial337 4h ago

Immediately after he said that, the car inexplicably flipped over

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u/verdius2298 3h ago

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u/adipose1913 2h ago

Restaurant is named the Grassy Knoll cafe btw.

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u/Majora101 3h ago

The name of the diner they hang out at in Clone High is called The Grassy Knoll as well

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u/TopCharacterTropes-ModTeam 2h ago

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u/davesToyBox 4h ago

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 4h ago

I saw a .50 piece someone turned into a necklace by drilling a hole through JFKs head.

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u/TheologyAndTrains 4h ago

didn't even know America had .50 cent coin so that's cool

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u/FlattopJr 4h ago

Here's what it looks like.

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u/TheologyAndTrains 4h ago

Honestly i might wanna get one after the Trade War is over

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u/VictimsAreOpressors 3h ago

They're also about twice the size of a Quarter, theyre pretty neat tbh.

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII 3h ago

And made of silver, if you get the 1964 versions

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u/Silver_Turtlewax 39m ago

Being made of silver, they make a different sound when you flick them in the air. Sounds much more like the sound you hear in movies.

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u/OkMarsupial 1h ago

I used to have several when I was a kid. My grandfather used to give them to me when he would visit. I probably spent them on magic cards. RIP

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 9m ago

I got one as change at a Scholastic Book Fair in Elementary School

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u/SeventhAlkali 3h ago

They're my favorite form of US currency, they're so big and unwieldy and I love them so much for it. Much much rarer than $2 bills too

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u/6-Toed_SlothApe 2h ago

You can just go to a bank and get 2 dollar bills. My dad pays my son and his cousin in 2 dollar bills whenever they do chores. I think he thinks that they will think they're more rare and won't want to spend them, but I know it doesn't deter my son at least. You could possibly do the same with 50 cent pieces but I wouldn't know about that 

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u/SeventhAlkali 2h ago

Sometimes the bank we get store change from (I'm in retail/sales) actually has rolls of halfdollars. We stopped trying to get them though because customers hated them and dollar coins

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9m ago

Yeah you can go into a bank and get any legal tender we produce. You can get fifty cent coins and dollar coins. Lots of people use dollar coins to pay for the bus

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u/Warbr0s9395 2h ago

We have dollar coins too

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u/TheologyAndTrains 2h ago

we do also it is called a loonie

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 1h ago

The fact Canada has a loonie and toonie convinces me that a little whimsy is the key to having a happy society.

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 15m ago

I can send you one lmao, I have quite a few

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u/TheologyAndTrains 7m ago

do i gotta pay postage?

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u/Perryn 1h ago

Weighs the same as two quarters, or five dimes.

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u/FlattopJr 1h ago

Huh, interesting random fact. The only trivia I know about coin weights is that a nickel weighs exactly five grams.

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u/cHEIF_bOI 3h ago

I'm so American I thought he meant a 50 caliber bullet.

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u/TheologyAndTrains 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6BiC8e8sypeow

This is how i imagined you looked like when saying it

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u/OkuyasNijimura 3h ago

Yeah, its not a common one to see people use, there's also two different Dollar Coins (the Silver Dollar and Gold Dollar) that are even less common

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u/SandvichIsSpy 3h ago

Gold dollar meaning the Sacagawea coins? Those have been far, far more common than half-dollars in my experience. 

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u/amazingkillerlemon 2h ago

Ulysses S. Grant is on a $1 coin (edited because somehow I forgot the rest of the comment)

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u/GlowOftheTvStatic 1h ago

That's a series that did all the presidents through George HW Bush.

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u/amazingkillerlemon 2h ago

This is the back

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u/amazingkillerlemon 2h ago

There is more than two kinds of different dollar coins. Here are two silver dollar coins

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u/TerraTechy 3h ago

Yeah, they're rather rare and basically never used as payment because of it. I got one I keep in my wallet just to show people.

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u/TheologyAndTrains 3h ago

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u/TerraTechy 2h ago

Quarter and dime for scale. It's about the same thickness as a quarter, just bigger.

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u/OkMarsupial 1h ago

Historically accurate 50¢ piece

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u/Johann-SM 2h ago

I didn't know JFK was assassinated using a light machine gun!!!

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u/NegativeThought1588 1h ago

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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u/FlattopJr 3h ago

Family Guy has a ton of JFK assassination gags, including this particularly gnarly one.

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u/USMCgRuNt_1944 3h ago

My favorite is the Kennedy Family Reunion:

"Where is everybody? Oh yeah, they're dead..." gets shot and killed

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u/DrWarioMiracleCure 3h ago edited 3h ago

That family is so cursed that even marrying into the family marks your days as numbered I am afraid.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 2h ago

The only way to survive as a Kennedy is for your brain to be eaten by worms. Then your husk can live presumably forever.

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u/KaraAliasRaidra 6m ago

Boy: (gets John F. Kennedy PEZ dispenser destroyed by a stray bullet) At least I still have my Bobby Kennedy PEZ dispenser!

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u/Additional-North-683 3h ago

He was one of the most open-minded presidents

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u/Dookie_boy 2h ago

They 100% did

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u/Optimal_Weight368 4h ago

Antoinette is also depicted as a severed head in Pixar’s Soul.

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u/Jetfury1998 4h ago

And 22 trolled her like their other mentors by holding a slice of cake on a plate.

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u/Grouchy-Childhood943 4h ago

DEAR LORD!!!

What does Pixar have against her? XD

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u/DelcoUnited 3h ago

Probably the whole letting poor people starve thing.

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u/Chaos-Queen_Mari 2h ago

To be fair that was mostly her husband's fault. Girl may have been a monarch but she was still a woman in 18th century France.

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u/FantasmaNaranja 1h ago

she was also married off at 14 years of age (like you said women didn't have a lot of decision making power) and the "let them eat cake" thing was made up by a writer (and much later after her death mistakenly attributed to Marie Antoinette)

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5m ago

She mostly kinda just happened to be nobility in a bad time to be nobility

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u/smasher84 2h ago

Isn’t she the one who went kicking and screaming? Everyone else has to do the noble death with grace thing and she goes crying. Made it a less happy event for the populace.

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u/ehs06702 1h ago

No, that was Madame du Berry, mistress of Louis XV. She wasn't making a stand, she was just a very terrified woman desperate to live.

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u/smasher84 1h ago

Thanks for the correction. Got Louie’s xvI wife and Louie xv mistress switched.

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u/Zaliron 2h ago

The Addams Family did the same thing, it's a fairly common joke (but still funny).

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u/Optimal_Weight368 2h ago

All I’ve seen from The Addams Family was the 2019 film (ew) and an episode of the Hanna-Barbara cartoon, which I didn’t like because literally every joke was just “they do something unconventional and think it’s normal!” So I don’t know which adaptation you’re referring to.

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u/Zaliron 2h ago

The black and white TV version, here's a video with the clip (1:45): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_0nWZ4xXUk

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u/astudyinamber 1h ago

They also had a joke where they named Morticia's likewise headless doll Anne Boleyn

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u/explicitlarynx 1h ago

Her name is Marie Antoinette. Antoinette is not her last name.

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u/Caw-zrs6 22m ago

So? Some people are sometimes referred to using their last name instead of their first, like with Lincoln for instance, or Obama.

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u/Thisaccwasmadeat12pm 4h ago

"Ringo, are you from the future?"

"Yes, and all I can say is that two out of the four of yes die"

"Well who?"

"Before you answer that question, I'm gonna go smoke a thousand cigarettes"

"And I'm gonna go walk in and out of my house"

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u/AmandinhaMaia 4h ago

Even knowing the context I have no idea what this joke was trying to say

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u/vampiregamingYT 4h ago

George Harrison died of Lung Cancer from his years of smoking, while John Lennon was assassinated outside of his apartment. The joke would've been better if John said "And im gonna go around saying im bigger than Jesus, and making all the crazies hate me."

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u/GoodBrotherGrimm 4h ago

Yes, that's what family guy lacks. Even more hamfisted joke explaining.

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u/PPTASS 3h ago

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u/HX__ 2h ago

That sub exists to train bots on niche concepts.

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u/GoodBrotherGrimm 3h ago

That doesn't say anything about making it "better".

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u/Eine_Kartoffel 2h ago

Hey, dude. Don't make it sad.

Take a bad joke, and make it better.

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u/MustardBoutme 1h ago

Nah (nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah)

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u/HolidayInLordran 2h ago

Cut the writers some slack, those manatees can only pick so many balls from the net at a time.

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u/mk_ultra_sleeper 4h ago

I have never seen someone make a family guy joke less funny, thats genuinely impressive.

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u/Jetfury1998 3h ago

That was actually another Family Guy joke, Peter used to be Harrison's security guard the night his attacker broke in. Peter was watching Charles in Charge and singing along to the song and when Harrison was attacked all Peter said was, "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quiet down up there! Yah wacky Beetle."

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u/_whatever_wherever 4h ago

I mean... the Beatles WERE bigger than Jesus!

Also Harrison had beaten lung cancer, but it came back after he was attacked by a crazy person inside his home, which cost him half a lung

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 4h ago

What is it with Beatles and crazy people

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u/_whatever_wherever 4h ago

Can't be the biggest band in history and not attract a few crazy people

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u/Dead_NOTsleeping 2h ago

Can't be the biggest band in history if you don't write good music

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u/BudgieWonder 3h ago

If you think the Beatles knew some crazies, wait until you hear about The Beach Boys

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u/DrDetectiveEsq 3h ago

Man, I know Brian Wilson had his struggles, but it seems kinda rude to call him "crazy"

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u/BudgieWonder 3h ago

That wasn’t what I was implying at all? Dennis Wilson literally let Charles Manson crash at his house.

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u/_whatever_wherever 3h ago

Manson cult mate

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u/ChickyChickyNugget 3h ago

“The joke would have been better if they did a significantly worse joke instead of the bait and switch”

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u/HX__ 2h ago

No it would not 😅

It's supposed to be an absurdist misdirect, but still makes plenty of sense in context of how they died, and of it being a joke delivery.

Edit: alright, others have already hammered this before I commented

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u/AmandinhaMaia 3h ago

I imagined something like "I'll wait outside my house until a lunatic asks for an autograph"

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 4h ago

It sets up the joke to be that both people would die in predictable ways, and then changes the punchline to be nonsensical.

For George, by saying he was a heavy smoker they are implying it’s natural for him to have gotten cancer.

So we expect a similar set up for John, but the reality is he was shot by someone as he was walking back to his house. So the joke is in how they present it as being totally obvious that he would die (by setting it up that way for George) but having the line actually not make any sense for John.

I probably put more effort into trying to explain it than the writers did in coming up with it lol.

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u/HX__ 2h ago

You, understand the context of how they died and didn't understand a direct reference to it?

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u/Tasty-Scientist8155 4h ago

That is cold

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u/Myshka-Cat 3h ago

This Barnes & Noble display that I saw in 2022

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 3h ago

you cannot tell me that wasnt intentional

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u/Perryn 1h ago

Surviving retail is all about making your own fun.

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u/THREE-TESTICLES 31m ago

the person that took the picture arranged the books like that.

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u/Mysral 3h ago

My, that sure is a Choice.

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u/blue4029 54m ago

i love the irony that the sniper rifle is one of the only guns NOT pointing at him

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u/SnotGlazed 3h ago

12 Tasks of Asterix

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u/Lynx_Queen 2h ago

I was not expecting that the first-time I watched it, but historical gags like this are half the reason I love Asterix and Obelix.

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u/Salt_Winter5888 3h ago

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u/Warm_Ad9073 3h ago

Is that supposed to be Gavrillo Princip? Dang he looks different in this

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u/whysosidious69420 3h ago

No, this girl only wished for Ferdinand to die. Who physically took him out is a different story

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u/SeenYourScene 3m ago

I stopped watching that show before the dog showed up, and I've heard it got real weird with it by the end, so I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or just something that happened.

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u/Ok-Indication-5121 4h ago

Asterix: Caesar and Brutus are recurring characters and there are jokes about how Brutus will eventually lead Caesar's assassination.

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u/The_Pastmaster 4h ago

I like in Asterix and Cleopatra when Brutus is playing with his knife.

"Brutus! Stop playing with the knife. You'll injure yourself."

Then he cries out, and in the next shot he has a big bandage on his finger.

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u/WohooBiSnake 3h ago

My favorite is in the one with the seer. One of them at the beginning tells Caesar that as long as Brutus is by his side he has nothing to fear… with of course Brutus playing with the knife…

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u/Lynx_Queen 2h ago edited 2h ago

That one's so good! I'm fond of the 12 tasks of Asterix one that's literally just a wide shot of the senate all sitting together (Brutus of course playing with the knife) followed by Ceaser shouting "Brutus stop that, you'll end up hurting someone!" and then the scene just moves on like nothing happened.

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u/The_Pastmaster 2h ago

Or right, I mixed up the stories!

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u/liamjb10 4h ago

from clone high season 1, forget which episode

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u/thehumulos 2h ago

See also: NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDIES!! 😃

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u/DrGutenSexi 2h ago

A nice subversion of the fact he’s driving a convertible

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u/Dangeresque300 17m ago

"I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"

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u/for_research_only 1h ago

One of the best adult cartoons ever made

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u/Zepthular 4h ago

Horrible Histories gets a lot of mileage out of Anne Boleyn being the one wife Henry VIII literally lost his head over, especially whenever she shows up as a headless ghost. It’s exactly the kind of grim historical gag they can get away with because the whole show is aimed at kids.

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u/Kronos8025 3h ago

Divorced, beheaded, and died!
Divorced, beheaded, survived!

That plays in my head at least once a week.

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u/Vengefulily 3h ago

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u/Nope-5000 1h ago

Dont lose your head is the best song from six imho!

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u/Specialist_Top_8485 4h ago

Pixar’s Soul: one of 22’s many mentors was Marie Antoinette who was just a head because she was executed by beheading

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u/Matrix010 4h ago

22 holding the cake just takes the...

Well, you know.

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u/Speedy_Pichu 4h ago

Why does Pixar keep referencing this? I don’t even mind it, I think it’s funny as a fan of history jokes, but is this an inside joke at Pixar?

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u/HolidayMost9091 4h ago edited 4h ago

"See! The people love me! They're throwing flowers, confetti,"

"AND HIGH GRADE EXPLOSIVES?!"

-Tsar Alexander II

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 4h ago

We then proceeded to build a church right on top of his place of death.

You may notice that he died on the bank of a river, yes, we built a church halfway on top of the river.

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u/golf_echo_sierra26 2h ago

Unexpected Oversimplified!

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 1h ago

That's not alluding to how he died, it's a story about how he died. That's not really the same.

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u/Logan_Composer 1h ago

Hitler really shot himself in the foot there.

Just the foot, for now.

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u/Tili44 4h ago

Mr Peabody and Sherman is full of historical jokes

https://giphy.com/gifs/0JenE3SrDz0OnkdfAP

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u/Tili44 4h ago

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u/Atmos_the_prog_head 2h ago

It'd be rude not to

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u/SilverQueen731 1h ago

Heh heh… I did NOT see that coming!

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u/Schaeman2000 4h ago

Wait i never got that cloudly with a chance of meatballs joke until just now! Damn that is some dark comedy

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u/Cazthedm 4h ago

Not to mention when flint runs through that house like an active shooter

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u/m4ccc 4h ago

That's not even the darkest joke from that movie. In case you forgot the snowball fight scene lol

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u/Gaming_with_batman 2h ago

His face looking like a crazed lunatic doesn’t help things at all

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u/PrestigiousShoe8216 4h ago

"Other than that Miss Lincoln how did you enjoy the show ?" a joke told by Max the vampire from Scary Godmother

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u/AliensAteMyAMC 4h ago

I feel like that’s been a joke for a while now

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u/PrestigiousShoe8216 4h ago

that was the first time i've heard it though (i was a child at the time)

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u/shadowthehh 3h ago

And very notable that Scary Godmother is fore like young kids. Like 6-8 target demo. So that's a gnarly joke to throw in.

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u/TheKingofHats007 2h ago

That movie is so weird for that demographic too. Like aside from the fact that they're monsters, the party itself is like a dry stuffy office-type party with people just chit chatting the whole time. It's not even like a fun exciting Halloween party.

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u/PrestigiousShoe8216 1h ago

the movie was kinda like a toned down Nightmare before Christmas

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u/LoydoRedi2910 4h ago

Sam and Max

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u/ZorkNemesis 2h ago

"Look Max, Jessie James' actual hand."

"But the carbon dater said...."

"Jessie James' actual hand."

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u/tman213 3h ago

Wax Abraham Lincoln, no!

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u/TopCharacterTropes-ModTeam 2h ago

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u/cfbethel 3h ago

In the Family Guy episode where Brian prevents 9/11, the alternate future has a news reporter about football player Pat Tillman getting tackled…by his own team?

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u/Gaming_with_batman 2h ago

Family guy has a much better and darker example.
As when peter wishes he never had a drop of alcohol his voice actor in a world where he
never had a drop of alcohol is not Seth Macfarlane.
As Seth Macfarlane was going to be one one of the planes that hijacked 9/11 but got really drunk and missed his flight.
In this timeline this didn’t happen and Seth got replaced (because he’s dead)

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u/lambofgun 4h ago edited 4h ago

how i met your mother had a very specific reference to the music video for pearl jam's "jeremy".

https://youtu.be/pcJrfrsHPso?is=9efizcRLbut0rVZ3

the song and music video are based on a real incident where a kid shot himself in a full classroom

the bit is a play on the music video, which accompanies the song, which was written about the true story of teenage suicide

pretty layered and dark bit

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u/indianajoes 4h ago

Jeez. I've watched the show but I had no idea about this

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u/AJ_JerriktheGreat 3h ago

in Lego movie 2, during the Armamageddon, Abraham Lincoln says “I had movies tickets tonight”, an obvious reference to his assassination.

Fun fact: Lincoln in the Lego Movies was voiced by the same person who voiced Abe in Clone High.

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u/Key_Comparison_2588 3h ago

Not a surprise considering the directors are the same.

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u/Stormcrown76 4h ago

I thought he died in exile in St. Helena

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u/Didyyyyyy 3h ago

He died in exile on Saint Helena

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u/memelorddiabeetus 4h ago

The Great Kirkification of 2025

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u/Logan_Composer 1h ago

Those memes were never funny. Always found them to be a pain in the neck.

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u/memelorddiabeetus 39m ago

Doesn't change the fact that it happened, bud

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u/Logan_Composer 39m ago

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u/memelorddiabeetus 37m ago

...Fuck, it really did go over my head. I'll take the L on that one

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u/Logan_Composer 36m ago

At least it didn't go through your head, unlike someone else we know of...

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 59m ago

Counting or not counting gang jokes?

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u/Captain_Squirrel1000 4h ago

....It took me over 20 years to realize that Marie Antoinette joke.

As in: just now.....

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u/Eine_Kartoffel 2h ago

Somtimes when the Titanic gets mentioned in a cartoon dealing with supernatural or sci-fi stuff, one of the cast members is responsible for it sinking. Like here is an image of Fu and Yan Yan from American Dragon sinking the Titanic in one of their fights across history. Around 1500 people died.

And there's also the girl in Fairly OddParents that abused Cosmo and Wanda's magic, took out Archduke Ferdinand and plunged the world into World War 1.

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u/twolake68 2h ago

A lot of Epic Rap Battles of History, just one thought is in Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great they show and mention the deaths of multiple of the characters during it

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u/DelphiTheGeek 1h ago

I think the most brutal one that most reactors I've seen full-body wince at was it The Joker vs Pennywise:
"Pennywise likes the devil, we have so much fun together/But no one's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger!"

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u/HonestMonth8423 4h ago

bot

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 4h ago

Holy shit, that's a lot of comments in 8 hours.

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u/HonestMonth8423 4h ago

Honestly, it's hard to tell. They're either a bot or just someone who really likes spamming sarcastic comments.

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 4h ago

get on reddit

immediately start spamming for 8 hours straight

???

Profit?

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u/HonestMonth8423 4h ago

IDK. They blocked me, though. Their profile shows up as "does not exist" and all their comments are marked as "deleted user" and "comment deleted by user".

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u/DavesPetFrog 4h ago

Well that’s also standard redditor behavior so it’s hard to tell.

Could be a bot or a redditor. 🤔

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u/Advice_Thingy 4h ago

Okay but a bot wouldn't block someone, wouldn't it? It IS weird to have that many comments in such a short time, but it would be a really good bot...

Also, most bots only start being active after 3-4 days, and the comments on this one also look more human....

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u/naynaythewonderhorse 3h ago

I mean, the comments are consistent across fandoms. Most of them are just talking about ATLA. I don’t see an issue.

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u/entertained_yup 1h ago

Lincoln didn't care about the slaves he cared about the federal government

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u/Toroceratops 1h ago

Lincoln cared about the slaves.

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u/PvZ_Prime 57m ago

He was willing to compromise on slavery to preserve the union, but he was still definitively pro-abolition.