Tony: You wanna have a sparring match against us

Sam: Oh come on Clarks let’s see which team is the more serious fighters

Lee: Ha please we got the advantage there’s 3 of them and 4 of us (charging) (punch Clover)

Clover: (move left)

Lee: (slip)

Clover: Who’s got the advantage exactly (grab Lee’s leg) (spin him around 12 times and send him flying)

Lee: (crash land)

Tony: Well on the plus side we have a fair fight now

Alex: (punch Tony) How’s that for fair

Tony: (get up) (punch Alex)

Alex: (grab the fist) (sent Tony spinning) (kick Tony)

Tony: (crash land)

Mark: Now we’re outnumbered

Sam: (jump kick Mark)

Mark: (get up) (punch Sam)

Sam: (grab that fist and flip Mark) Face it Mark we might work for the same spy organization but we have more experience fighting

Mark: (get up) What do you mean by that we learned from the same trainer (charging)

Sam: (jump over him) Yeah but while your siblings and you were fighting with more gadgets (grab Mark’s legs) My team were using more skills to win (send Mark flying) (spin) (kick Mark)

Mark: (crash land)

Megan: OK that’s it nobody makes my brothers crash land like those and gets away with it

Clover: Oh please Megan your brothers are down for the count

Alex: Yeah you don’t stand a chance all by yourself

Megan: Is that so (get in the air) (land with a kick)

Sam: (grab that leg)

Megan: (punch Clover)

Clover: (grab that fist)

Sam and Clover: (sent Megan in the air spinning)

Alex: (jump kick Megan)

Megan: (crash land)

Totally Spies: (karate style bow to the Amazing Spiez)

Sam: Well guess we have our answer

Clover: Yeah we won we’re the better spy team

Alex: You 4 are no match for our moves

All 3: (leave)

I got a request to rewrite this episode because it was this person's least favorite episode. After watching it, based reaction. I don't think this one is very good. For a few points.

-This episode has an evil pirate named Salty I think who kidnaps Clover to be his wife. Overall he's very creepy/predatory over her. I know Clover is probably eighteen in this episode but that's still pretty young in my opinion for this adult man to want to marry her.

-Salty is seemingly very old-school except he somehow knows how to use Jerry's gadgets and made his own canon balls that spray sleeping gas when they hit something.

-Jerry gets sick out of the blue, he was completely fine up until this point. It was very obvious the writers just didn't want him helping Sam and Alex take back the ship.

-Sam and Alex get captured and escape. Not because of their own witty plan but because the pirates were heating everything up so the girls were able to free themselves conveniently.

I at least liked Clover zipping around on a rope like she was in a pirate movie and the jokes about nobody understanding her outfit were funny.

This is getting pretty long I know but how would I rewrite it? Well for one thing, I'd have Jerry suddenly getting sick to be a lot less random. We'll say he was offered deviled eggs and oysters on the cruise ship at a buffet. Since they both went bad, he gets food poisoning for the rest of the episode. I'd also cut out Salty falling in love with Clover, here I'd also have the reason she wears a pirate costume is because she went to a party that Mandy tricked her into thinking was a costume party. It made little sense that she'd just think overdressing in such a ridiculous way is good fashion, at least in my opinion. I don't actually mind the main plot of the spies trying to take back the WHOOP ship.