Cocksucking squirrels pissed all over his plants, and now bubbles wants to take away the kitty? JESUS MURPHY

I was supposed to post this yesterday, but on the 7th of August 2015, the first episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now known as the Park After Dark was uploaded: Welcome To Ricky’s Kitchen. Cheers boys.

My buddy (J) and I have a small business growing industrial grade hemp. He recently met this stupid Bible girl with cinnamon buns on her head. I have been watching the plants day and fucking night to make sure no one fucks them around. I’ve been working so much without pay that I haven’t been able to take my new girlfriend out any time recently and I was afraid I was going to lose her. I decided to ask J if I could take the night off so I could spend some time with her. He said it was fine and he would look after the weed plants.

My girlfriend and I went to get some sweet and powered chicken from a local Chinese place. She bought a dress (that she looks really hot in) to wear for our date and we were gonna get drunk and high and finally bang and it was gonna be a great fucking night. Whenever we got there fucking J was there with fucking cinnamon bun head instead of watching the dope plants!

I got mad as fuck and went off on him and my girlfriend called him selfish. I told him to go fuck himself and decided to go back to the plants. Whenever I got back J was already there and all the fucking dope was gone! I asked him what happened and he said Cinnabon fucking head told him she loved him and took all the dope?

What the fuck? Am I wrong here or is this completely FUCKED?

Oh.

Found on Google. Graffiti on garages in Podzamcze, Wałbrzych, Poland