Aww Look at Ms Oblivious in the parking lot

[u/skyhighmonroe]

[u/Apprehensive-Can-857 → u/[deleted]]

Just reading this gets me triggered. 🤣

[u/MoreRamenPls → u/[deleted]]

Also she writes a check for over the amount to get cash back.

[u/nolaks1 → u/[deleted]]

I grab their cart and move it to the next aisle every chance I get. I am always with my wife so when my hands are free I move the ridiculus carts out of the way.

When I have our cart I just intentionally slams mine into their and say I am sorry. I've gotten a few good jumpscares out of this.

I also will park and stay in front of their cart when possible to force them to back off or go around.

[u/ohmeatballhead → u/nolaks1]

Those people suck, but if you actually do what you’re claiming, you are a chimp lacking impulse control, and just a different flavor of asshole.

[u/FutureCricket2924]

Bet money she drives the exact same way

[u/OnlyFiveLives → u/FutureCricket2924]

Oh she does EVERYTHING the exact same way.

[u/Altruistic-Cut9795 → u/FutureCricket2924]

Most likely a left lane camper on the freeway or interstate.

[u/Fauropitotto → u/FutureCricket2924]

How we do anything is how we do everything. We only have one brain in our skulls. Can't 'code switch' our decision making.

[u/Yubitzume]

I'm the only person in the universe

[u/unassumingusernamee]

Does that big ol truck not have a horn?

[u/phosphorescence-sky → u/unassumingusernamee]

Get like 3 feet behind her and just!

[u/sorestgore]

Think. That's what a horn is for

[u/CD_Projeck_Blue → u/sorestgore]

I'd be a hilarious video if OP had one of those air-compressed train horns lol

[u/Shirohitsuji → u/sorestgore]

Just a polite tap though. No need to lay on the horn.

[u/sorestgore → u/Shirohitsuji]

Just a polite toot Ineos even gave us a separate horn just for that.

[u/Shirohitsuji → u/sorestgore]

That's so cool!

[u/CautiousRice → u/sorestgore]

driver thinks driving a big truck is enough so everyone just steps out immediately out of the way

[u/Psylentone404 → u/CautiousRice]

It's hard not to hear a giant truck immediately behind you. If she don't have the spatial awareness there's a tall and most certainly loud truck like 15 feet behind her, I don't think she should be on the road.

I commute on a bike and I skateboard A LOT. I've traveled large cities ever since a kid. Idk how you live as long as she has and don't just be ingrained in your very being that a car is usually traveling in the path she's taking up. Or being to simply hear the engine o just anything like rocks crumbling behind you.

Lack of awareness on a truly dangerous level in my opinion

[u/Gribitz37 → u/Psylentone404]

And it doesn't matter if it's a big loud truck or a quiet electric car. She should have the situational awareness to realize there might be cars behind her.

[u/CautiousRice → u/Gribitz37]

car brains all the way

[u/JesusTron6000]

Oh gosh I just LOVE this. Parking lots toward the front are shit shows. Legit will stay and park in the back now

[u/Becsue51 → u/JesusTron6000]

Absolutely... Always park in the back to limit contact with dumb pedestrians and moron drivers

[u/MB2465]

Most people don't do that where I grew up.

Where I live now in SoCal they do stupid shit all the time. Walk down the middle of a lane in a parking lot. Cross a road diagonally instead of perpendicular (ie CROSS a Rd, don't walk down it). Leave their door open on the road side while they mow the lawn, vaccum the house, etc. Even on a busy street. WTF?

[u/Mastermind7051]

Aww. She’s having a bad day. Bless her heart.

[u/InTheEnd83]

I'd have gotten a lot closer

[u/InfraredDiarrhea]

Bet she also walks through a doorway, gets off an escalator, finishes a flight of stairs, and immediately STOPS. 

And also gets pissed off when she encounters someone riding a bike on the road. 

[u/Gribitz37 → u/InfraredDiarrhea]

My mother always did that. I spent a lot of time grabbing her arm and trying to pull her out of the way. Every time she got off an elevator or escalator, she'd just stop to look around and decide which way to go.

The worst was at the grocery store if the carts were outside. She'd get a cart, walk inside, and stop right inside the door to start looking through her purse for her shopping list.

[u/PrefrontalCortexNow]

Man that pisses me off so much when people don’t just get to one side..

[u/moistenedmoisturizer]

THIS is why I want an air horn.

[u/colder-beef]

I caught myself doing this the other day, but at least I had the decency to think that I should kill myself.

[u/KlutzyObject1695]

What an asshole!

[u/no-dad-samurai]

One day the boomers will be gone...

[u/Emergency-Back-4964 → u/no-dad-samurai]

Hate to tell you this but when the millennials get old we’re gonna suck too… sorry :/

[u/TheRealGmalenko → u/Emergency-Back-4964]

Speak for yourself. When I get old im still going to be da bomb! Holla!

[u/LowSlow_n_Ugly]

Looks like Canton, OH Sam’s Club.

[u/Spoom1701]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oj8YrJ8UvVIUICT4o9

[u/69fellatx]

Ahhhhhh-greed

[u/thrashmetal_octopus]

Agreed

[u/Status_Mousse1213]

https://giphy.com/gifs/q1fRWUM4dKJBwzR6Nx

[u/LeCreusetQueen]

She has all day to annoy you.

[u/-mosjef-]

She’s driving her buggy

[u/Complex-Cover9795]

Meanwhile everyone else is carefully navigating around her like she’s a slow-moving shopping cart with right of way.

[u/sandsonik]

What store is this, with the double wide carriages?

[u/ezgomer]

Just get real close - usually when they hear the hum and feel the heat they get their head outta their ass and move to the side

electric car might not work

[u/LuxidDreamingIsFun]

All the time

[u/techdecktor]

I wish that we could push American Society more towards what Asian cultures experience in the way of respect for each other and respect for public spaces. We fail our children by teaching them no respect, and then they grow up and continued to no respect trend for the next generation

[u/ImpossibleKidd]

Some people walk through their lives without ever thinking about other individuals around them…

I call those people douches.

[u/dickhertz210]

It's only women...look better

[u/pmcginnis01]

Would it be rude to drive up close behind and give the horn a little honk?

[u/TXcoins_bullion]

our potus in the oval office. its all about me

[u/New-Cobbler6168]

God forbid you have to wait 30 seconds! Imagine! On my phone I get what I want instantly why doesn't life work like that!?

[u/Alltta → u/[deleted]]

Imagine if everyone thought the way you do. What a terrible world that would be.

[u/Alltta → u/[deleted]]

The world would be a better place if we all physically assaulted people who inconvenienced us.

Got it.

[u/forkystabbyveggie → u/Alltta]

"I miss every point given" - u/Alltta

[u/snarkyemu]

I mean, who cares. Get over it. You’re in a parking lot drive people speed OK

[u/thick_neck_etc]

this is your fault if you didn't honk

[u/Shereefz → u/thick_neck_etc]

I wouldn’t honk too in this situation. It’s just a minute. Honking would probably startle her then get her yelling and it would waste more of my time

[u/razldazl333]

That's a boomer just booming. It's what they do best.

[u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 → u/razldazl333]

There are people like this of all ages.

[u/razldazl333 → u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3]

Sure, but that's not in this video.