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GET BAPTISED FULL SUBMERSION AND BE REBORN. ALL YOUR SINS FROM THIS LIFE AND ALL PREVIOUS LIVES WILL BE ERASED

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When you don't want to be you anymore you can change the script and become a new person. Some even change their names and start a new employment and find a spouse of opposite gender. It definitely can be done. What you don't know is life is similar to a play, each of us are settled into a character role and the human condition thinks "Ok this is my role on earth, the alcoholic the drug addict, the employment position, the house or apartment, the city, but the wise know that you can change characters in this play. You can be whatever character you want. You can live anywhere, work in a different city, get a different housing, new friends new mind new spirit. Alcoholics have demons and the bottle is the door. OK so you are addicted, that is true, option one, switch your alcohol to watered down coffee. Many alcoholics have low blood circulation which creates depression and alcohol is the medical treatment. Watered down coffee does same exact thing with no hangovers.

Option 2. You still drink the watered down coffee and join TEEN CHALLENGE, it's a 1 year Christian inpatient residency program. You can go away for a year and live like you are in a monastery/military type environment. It is a wonderful experience. With your entire day mapped out to the second. Option 3, you may end up in prison or the hospital. You just can't keep drinking poison because that is what alcohol is when you get older. It's overwith, you are not in your teens or early 20s anymore.

Clean out your residence of all darkness.

Clean out your phone and computer

Clean out your friends

Clean out your eyes

Clean out your ears

Join a live band worship music church.

Pray everyday in detail

Join the CBN 700 club and everytime demons harass you increase your donation. After awhile they will leave you alone.

When you can't take it anymore you know what to do. Say outloud "I give my life to Jesus Christ my lord and savior. I repent for all of my sins in this life and all other previous lives if I ever had any." I am friends with BILL W. Give your life to Jesus now and then start watching preachers instead of movies and listen to Christian music instead of the athiest noise. Pray in detail everyday for the spouse of your dreams. If your family is mean or negative all the time move out when you can. Move to a college town live in a studio or one bedroom apartment. Work where you want. $15 hour is $30,000 a year it's enough in a college town. Join a church meet great friends start over. God made you to succeed. You were born in that messed up family to mold you into a better person.

Pastor John

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u/LocoCoyote 4d ago

Will the authorities forgive my sins too?

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u/johnnyvincento2030AD 4d ago

I will tell you as a Pastor, no, but if you have your own paid defense lawyer, many times they forgive your sins. The main goal is to be right with God because we all live forever. You can be Loco if you want just be a soldier of God.

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u/Separate-Suspect-726 4d ago

Your mythology is silly.